Soul destroying squat rack owning!!

[MoralMan]

SO i walk in the gym this morning and man its busy, i im just there for a quick but brutal shoulder session and i look over to the squat rack and i see this hulk of a man, about 155lb wih a golds vest, shorts, belt and gloves with 180lbs on the bar.
So i say hey man can i join in, he says yeh sure and steps aside he then says i bet you warm up your legs with that.
I looked at him and said "My legs??!?!"
I then grabbed the bar lifted it up and did 15 reps standing miliary presses!!
Wow must be the spinach i said! I just did a warm up for my shoulders with your working set for squats!!!!
He scurried off to the leg press probably to do a leg crunching 6 plates!!!

[JOHN MATRIX]

my penis is exactly 6 inches long

[Bluto]

why would you go to the gym just for shoulders?

sounds like a girly man!

[MoralMan]

Ok shoulders abs and some cardio man!!! I bet this guy is home now crying hahaha!

[gtbro1]

Ok shoulders abs and some cardio man!!! I bet this guy is home now crying hahaha!

   Does it hurt being that stupid?

[dan18]

SO i walk in the gym this morning and man its busy, i im just there for a quick but brutal shoulder session and i look over to the squat rack and i see this hulk of a man, about 155lb wih a golds vest, shorts, belt and gloves with 180lbs on the bar.
So i say hey man can i join in, he says yeh sure and steps aside he then says i bet you warm up your legs with that.
I looked at him and said "My legs??!?!"
I then grabbed the bar lifted it up and did 15 reps standing miliary presses!!
Wow must be the spinach i said! I just did a warm up for my shoulders with your working set for squats!!!!
He scurried off to the leg press probably to do a leg crunching 6 plates!!!

not bad but if you were a real man you would have curled it for 10 right after that

[Man of Steel]

my penis is exactly 6 inches long

I have quite a hulking c'ock myself.

[garraeth]

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[Mike]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

[garraeth]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're the first person who recognized that reference...fucken annoying isn't it. lol.

[benchthis]

moralman did you spit on the old man, bite a ten pound plate and screamed ANIMAL on your way out as you took your animal pack cause if you did oh man oh man oh man 

[Nordic Beast]

SO i walk in the gym this morning and man its busy, i im just there for a quick but brutal shoulder session and i look over to the squat rack and i see this hulk of a man, about 155lb wih a golds vest, shorts, belt and gloves with 180lbs on the bar.
So i say hey man can i join in, he says yeh sure and steps aside he then says i bet you warm up your legs with that.
I looked at him and said "My legs??!?!"
I then grabbed the bar lifted it up and did 15 reps standing miliary presses!!
Wow must be the spinach i said! I just did a warm up for my shoulders with your working set for squats!!!!
He scurried off to the leg press probably to do a leg crunching 6 plates!!!

this rocks

[WetWorker]

SO i walk in the gym this morning and man its busy, i im just there for a quick but brutal shoulder session and i look over to the squat rack and i see this hulk of a man, about 155lb wih a golds vest, shorts, belt and gloves with 180lbs on the bar.
So i say hey man can i join in, he says yeh sure and steps aside he then says i bet you warm up your legs with that.
I looked at him and said "My legs??!?!"
I then grabbed the bar lifted it up and did 15 reps standing miliary presses!!
Wow must be the spinach i said! I just did a warm up for my shoulders with your working set for squats!!!!
He scurried off to the leg press probably to do a leg crunching 6 plates!!!

Epic sadness for you that you actually think about shit like this.....how you owned some old man at the gym.......epic sadness

[Kegdrainer]

SO i walk in the gym this morning and man its busy, i im just there for a quick but brutal shoulder session and i look over to the squat rack and i see this hulk of a man, about 155lb wih a golds vest, shorts, belt and gloves with 180lbs on the bar.
So i say hey man can i join in, he says yeh sure and steps aside he then says i bet you warm up your legs with that.
I looked at him and said "My legs??!?!"
I then grabbed the bar lifted it up and did 15 reps standing miliary presses!!
Wow must be the spinach i said! I just did a warm up for my shoulders with your working set for squats!!!!
He scurried off to the leg press probably to do a leg crunching 6 plates!!!

so did you get his phone number?

[Nordic Beast]

why would you come on line and brag about this ? are you really that insecure, do you think any one really cares ?

typical noob response

your probably some bitch whose been lurking for a long time but too bitch too post

well congratulations--------------great post

typical "sensitivity post"

Have you booked yourself on "Oprah" yet??

[Luinitari]

typical noob response

your probably some bitch whose been lurking for a long time but too bitch too post

well congratulations--------------great post

typical noob "sensitivity post"

Have you booked yourself on "Oprah" yet??

Excellent point.  Thank you for saving this thread, kind sir.

[gtbro1]

Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead.

I read this and wondered wtf you were talking about......then about 20 minutes ago I saw that tv commercial.

[Wombat]

Something tells me that Moral will be asking people on here what everyone does to warm up their rotators in the near future after a couple surgerys..

[Nordic Beast]

Excellent point.  Thank you for saving this thread, kind sir.

A pleasure my friend.

Civil discourse is for mongoloids--------------------


and "swimmers" with delusions of granduer

[garraeth]

I read this and wondered wtf you were talking about......then about 20 minutes ago I saw that tv commercial.

haha, screws with your head doesn't it? You'll wake up in the middle of the night with that running through your head now.

[ParisAlexander]

you should have bench pressed him out of the window... for reps

[chosen09]

congrats