OK, I have to admit....

[BigPopa]

All these gym stories you guys put up, I thought most of them were just made up B.S..  Well, I have seen the light, I have to admit that I now believe every fucking last one of them.  Here is the deal.  I have my own personal studio at my house that I invested my life savings in about three years ago to keep me from having to go to the gym for various reasons, mostly because I hate waiting on equipment.  Well,  this girl I have been seeing off and on asked me to go to her gym with her to help her adjust her workout plan, no problem right.  Well, she gets done working out and hops on the treadmill.  I am hitting some shoulder presses and this fucking guy walks up with the whole tough guy routine and says you about done with that seat.  I am like I have two more sets and you can have it or work in, whatever right.  Well I am doing shoulder presses, mind you full range of motion, you know all the way down all the way up, with 75lb dumbbells, not a grand amount but enough for me.  He steps in and warms up with 45's and with good movement and looks at me and says you are lifting alot are you?..I am like what the fuck ever, go on turd.  So I finish my shit and move on, I really don't have to prove myself to anyone.  So I am off to the side doing lateral raises now and, this is the best part, this guy picks up 90's put them all the way up, his ass isn't even touching the L-shaped bench now, he is laid out like an incline bench press, and moves this fucking weight a whole, shit you not, maybe 4 fucking inches down and locks it back up at the top.  Gets up after his set, looks at me, and says now that is heavy weight .  I told him "it is because of fucking retard wantabe's like yourself that make me workout at home".  He gets pissed and I say to him figure it out I am going back to my shit.  I will be leaving the gym at 9 and my truck is the only black escalade out there right now, see you then.  I didn't see him the rest of the morning.  All I could think of was you guys and the shit you tell and thought I owe everyone a BIG apology,  SORRY....What a fucking tool!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brixtonbulldog]

You see the words under my handle?  Next time that happens, that's what you say.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

dude, nobody is going to read that shite

[Master Blaster]

You see the words under my handle?  Next time that happens, that's what you say.

Thats some funny shit. 

[BigPopa]

Broad- you did fucker.

Brixton-Got it, thanks bro.

[Al-Gebra]

did you put jaguarenterprises magic pills in the tank of your sweet ride?

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Broad- you did fucker.

Brixton-Got it, thanks bro.

No, I didn't.

[Brixtonbulldog]

Broad- you did fucker.

Brixton-Got it, thanks bro.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahaahahh

Welcome!

[Brixtonbulldog]

did you put jaguarenterprises magic pills in the tank of your sweet ride?

ROTFLMAO... don't forget to put that one up on the getbigs best insults board.

[windsor88]

did you put jaguarenterprises magic pills in the tank of your sweet ride?

lol

[The Squadfather]

All these gym stories you guys put up, I thought most of them were just made up B.S..  Well, I have seen the light, I have to admit that I now believe every fucking last one of them.  Here is the deal.  I have my own personal studio at my house that I invested my life savings in about three years ago to keep me from having to go to the gym for various reasons, mostly because I hate waiting on equipment.  Well,  this girl I have been seeing off and on asked me to go to her gym with her to help her adjust her workout plan, no problem right.  Well, she gets done working out and hops on the treadmill.  I am hitting some shoulder presses and this fucking guy walks up with the whole tough guy routine and says you about done with that seat.  I am like I have two more sets and you can have it or work in, whatever right.  Well I am doing shoulder presses, mind you full range of motion, you know all the way down all the way up, with 75lb dumbbells, not a grand amount but enough for me.  He steps in and warms up with 45's and with good movement and looks at me and says you are lifting alot are you?..I am like what the fuck ever, go on turd.  So I finish my shit and move on, I really don't have to prove myself to anyone.  So I am off to the side doing lateral raises now and, this is the best part, this guy picks up 90's put them all the way up, his ass isn't even touching the L-shaped bench now, he is laid out like an incline bench press, and moves this fucking weight a whole, shit you not, maybe 4 fucking inches down and locks it back up at the top.  Gets up after his set, looks at me, and says now that is heavy weight .  I told him "it is because of fucking retard wantabe's like yourself that make me workout at home".  He gets pissed and I say to him figure it out I am going back to my shit.  I will be leaving the gym at 9 and my truck is the only black escalade out there right now, see you then.  I didn't see him the rest of the morning.  All I could think of was you guys and the shit you tell and thought I owe everyone a BIG apology,  SORRY....What a fucking tool!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha, "personal studio", oh brother.

[WhiteCastle]

Appearing soon on another message board....

So I'm at the gym doing shoulders.  I get there and there's already a dude on my bench that I usually use.  I ask him how many sets he has; I don't even wait until he's done with his set to ask because he's taking his sweet time on it.  He says 2 more sets, and I ain't waiting around for this punk to finish.  I just took a shit load of no-xplode and like 8 scoops of glutamine. I gained 8 pounds of lean mass last month alone from it.  We switch off, I'm warming up with 45 lbs easy and this guy is struggling to get 75 up for reps.  I'm thinking to myself, man, this guy is gonna shit himself when he sees me put up the real weight.  So I ask him, "you lift a lot?"  I don't remember what he said, I was too busy thinking about how much iron I want to use to show this bitch what a real man lifts.  So he's done and moves on to side laterals.  Now it's just me and the bench.  So I grab these 90's for shoulder presses and hammer out a set like Ronnie.  No shit, this hater looked like he's gonna cry.  I toss those 90's to the floor, do a quick flex in the mirror, and say "that's heavy weight."

Now get this.  This cat just goes apeshit and starts screaming how he wants to work out at home again. So I do a quick Arnold-esque side biceps pose to show him what he's in for.  Then he tells me that he drives a blue 89' LaBaron and he's leaving the gym at 9 if I want to go back to his place and work on poses.  He also winked at me in a feminine manner. I tell him that the last guy who said something like that ended up in a wheelchair worse than the kid in Nightmare on Elm St. pt. 3.  He backs down and starts lifting again.  But I take off at 8:40 and wait around in the parking lot for like an hour waiting to show him some moves I learned during my training for UFC.  Of course, he's not coming out.  Probably for the better, I don't want to risk getting AIDS.

[The Squadfather]

Appearing soon on another message board....

So I'm at the gym doing shoulders.  I get there and there's already a dude on my bench that I usually use.  I ask him how many sets he has; I don't even wait until he's done with his set to ask because he's taking his sweet time on it.  He says 2 more sets, and I ain't waiting around for this punk to finish.  I just took a shit load of no-xplode and like 8 scoops of glutamine. I gained 8 pounds of lean mass last month alone from it.  We switch off, I'm warming up with 45 lbs easy and this guy is struggling to get 75 up for reps.  I'm thinking to myself, man, this guy is gonna shit himself when he sees me put up the real weight.  So I ask him, "you lift a lot?"  I don't remember what he said, I was too busy thinking about how much iron I want to use to show this bitch what a real man lifts.  So he's done and moves on to side laterals.  Now it's just me and the bench.  So I grab these 90's for shoulder presses and hammer out a set like Ronnie.  No shit, this hater looked like he's gonna cry.  I toss those 90's to the floor, do a quick flex in the mirror, and say "that's heavy weight."

Now get this.  This cat just goes apeshit and starts screaming how he wants to work out at home again. So I do a quick Arnold-esque side biceps pose to show him what he's in for.  Then he tells me that he drives a blue 89' LaBaron and he's leaving the gym at 9 if I want to go back to his place and work on poses.  He also winked at me in a feminine manner. I tell him that the last guy who said something like that ended up in a wheelchair worse than the kid in Nightmare on Elm St. pt. 3.  He backs down and starts lifting again.  But I take off at 8:40 and wait around in the parking lot for like an hour waiting to show him some moves I learned during my training for UFC.  Of course, he's not coming out.  Probably for the better, I don't want to risk getting AIDS.

hahahahahahahahaaaaa.

[Camel Jockey]

No one is going to read that.

[The Squadfather]

No one is going to read that.

it's actually pretty funny, give it a read.

[SS]

it's actually pretty funny, give it a read.

hahaha yeah good stuff.

oh by the way i just hit s P/R on the bench. i got 495 for 37 reps, ice cold.

[The Squadfather]

hahaha yeah good stuff.

oh by the way i just hit s P/R on the bench. i got 495 for 37 reps, ice cold.

hahahahahaha, these cage fighters around here warm up with that.

[SS]

hahahahahaha, these cage fighters around here warm up with that.

hahaha! cage fighters are pussies!.... they can't even bench their body weight.

[Fulgorre]

Only person I truly problems with since I moved out west is.....you guessed it....a black guy.  Dude threaten to shoot me because he saw me talking to this girl he was trying to hook up with at the club.  So I, just like you, when I saw him at the gym I told him to bugger off but I would be leaving soon and he could shoot me then.  Yes, he threaten to shoot me with the gun from his car.  I finished my workout then walked over to him and told him, "Hey it is time for you shoot me now. Let's go."  Of course he backed down because he is all talk like 99% of the bros! hahaha  Even though I'm 5 '10 and he is like 6 4'.

If you call them out and don't act afraid they will almost always back down.  What is funny is these bullies think they are the only ones with weapons/guns.  Ughhh...ok.

[Vince B]

It's those 1% you gotta worry about, huh?

[Get Rowdy]

Only person I truly problems with since I moved out west is.....you guessed it....a black guy.  Dude threaten to shoot me because he saw me talking to this girl he was trying to hook up with at the club.  So I, just like you, when I saw him at the gym I told him to bugger off but I would be leaving soon and he could shoot me then.  Yes, he threaten to shoot me with the gun from his car.  I finished my workout then walked over to him and told him, "Hey it is time for you shoot me now. Let's go."  Of course he backed down because he is all talk like 99% of the bros! hahaha  Even though I'm 5 '10 and he is like 6 4'.

If you call them out and don't act afraid they will almost always back down.  What is funny is these bullies think they are the only ones with weapons/guns.  Ughhh...ok.

HAHAHAHAHA when I was playing footy, after I tackled a black guy he said he would stab me hahahaha.

[sgt. d]

It's those 1% you gotta worry about, huh?

I am proud to meet the "Strongest gripper"

[D.L. 5]

I KNOW WAT U MEAN, THAT IS WHY I WORKOUT WHEN THE GYM IS EMPTY.

i have a similar story of 'losers' trying to intimidate me during a workout. i will post it later in a new thread.

[sgt. d]

Only person I truly problems with since I moved out west is.....you guessed it....a black guy.  Dude threaten to shoot me because he saw me talking to this girl he was trying to hook up with at the club.  So I, just like you, when I saw him at the gym I told him to bugger off but I would be leaving soon and he could shoot me then.  Yes, he threaten to shoot me with the gun from his car.  I finished my workout then walked over to him and told him, "Hey it is time for you shoot me now. Let's go."  Of course he backed down because he is all talk like 99% of the bros! hahaha  Even though I'm 5 '10 and he is like 6 4'.

If you call them out and don't act afraid they will almost always back down.  What is funny is these bullies think they are the only ones with weapons/guns.  Ughhh...ok.

Sure you did Rambo. Why did you have to say the person was black? You could have left that out. Bros? Ok billy

[benchthis]

oh bro you must be a real beast  o bro fuc you