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Why are so many baseball players obese?
« on: July 29, 2007, 12:45:37 PM »
Why? They are probably the worst conditioned athletes in the 4 major sports..

Pussy injuries by running to first base. Don't these guys workout, eat right and do cardio in the off season? A lot of them are in horrible shape.

Many nfl linemen are overweight, but well conditioned. They can actually move.  :-\

A-Rod is destroying the record books.. Probably nothing to do with roids, but more so with him staying in shape and working hard.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 12:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 12:45:37 PM
Why? They are probably the worst conditioned athletes in the 4 major sports..

Pussy injuries by running to first base. Don't these guys workout, eat right and do cardio in the off season? A lot of them are in horrible shape.

Many nfl linemen are overweight, but well conditioned. They can actually move.  :-\

A-Rod is destroying the record books.. Probably nothing to do with roids, but more so with him staying in shape and working hard.

Please don't make an ass of yourself on this subject............AGAIN!!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2007, 12:55:22 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 12:45:37 PM
Why? They are probably the worst conditioned athletes in the 4 major sports..

Pussy injuries by running to first base. Don't these guys workout, eat right and do cardio in the off season? A lot of them are in horrible shape.

Many nfl linemen are overweight, but well conditioned. They can actually move.  :-\

A-Rod is destroying the record books.. Probably nothing to do with roids, but more so with him staying in shape and working hard.

The only thing I agree with is that pitchers and catchers should be trained and conditioned the same as all positions!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2007, 12:55:54 PM »
David Ortiz is obese.

Manny Ramirez is obese.

CC Sabathia is obese.

Vladamir Guerrero is obese.

And a bunch of others.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 12:56:49 PM »
Quote from: MUVIRSE on July 29, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
i love how this guy comes on here like he is the oracle of the universe and makes sarcastic/bitter remarks about everyhting.

reminds me of BAyGm or whatever but without the  :P next to a hairy 40 y/o bber.

I'm sorry Junior, did you say something..........have ANOTHER cheeseburger or something.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 12:57:14 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 12:55:54 PM
David Ortiz is obese.

Manny Ramirez is obese.

CC Sabathia is obese.

Vladamir Guerrero is obese.

And a bunch of others.
Manny Ramirez isn't.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 12:57:20 PM »
Don't you agree that baseball players are the least athletic of all the four major sports?

It's true, many are out of shape fat fucks.

The NFL players are probably the hardest working.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 12:57:33 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 12:55:54 PM
David Ortiz is obese.

Manny Ramirez is obese.

CC Sabathia is obese.

Vladamir Guerrero is obese.

And a bunch of others.

Prince Fielder is a fat fuck too.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2007, 12:58:06 PM »
Quote from: MUVIRSE on July 29, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
i love how this guy comes on here like he is the oracle of the universe and makes sarcastic/bitter remarks about everyhting.



Jeebus is whispering in his ear!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 12:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 12:55:54 PM
David Ortiz is obese.

Manny Ramirez is obese.

CC Sabathia is obese.

Vladamir Guerrero is obese.

And a bunch of others.

You're on crack, they wouldn't be playing everyday if they were "obese". There are a few pitchers who I might consider obese though!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 12:59:20 PM »
I'd say overall, basketball players are the most athletic. If you are just looking at skill position players, football is up there too along with soccer.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 12:59:44 PM »
Quote from: MUVIRSE on July 29, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
i love how this guy comes on here like he is the oracle of the universe and makes sarcastic/bitter remarks about everyhting.

reminds me of BAyGm or whatever but without the  :P next to a hairy 40 y/o bber.

Good job of ignoring the question at hand.  ::)

What I said is true.. Baseball is a skill sport where conditioning isn't that important.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2007, 01:00:20 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on July 29, 2007, 12:59:06 PM
You're on crack, they wouldn't be playing everyday if they were "obese". There are a few pitchers who I might consider obese though!

They're pretty fat.

David Wells is like 280 lbs.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2007, 01:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 12:57:20 PM
Don't you agree that baseball players are the least athletic of all the four major sports?

It's true, many are out of shape fat fucks.

The NFL players are probably the hardest working.

Lease athletic no way, they are probably the most athletic and least conditioned though!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2007, 01:02:07 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on July 29, 2007, 01:00:42 PM
Lease athletic no way, they are probably the most athletic and least conditioned though!

They are skilled no doubt.

Hitting a softball is hard enough.. but a baseball at 90mph+

Cricket bowlers have been clocked at 108 mph though, but cricketers use a wider bat.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2007, 01:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 01:00:20 PM
They're pretty fat.

David Wells is like 280 lbs.

Last year I had the opportunity to meet Bartolo Colon and I really felt sorry for him, I swear he must have been about 260 and all I could think is that this guy is going to be in a world of trouble this year, and sure as shit, he's turned out to aweful, I seriously blame his weight for his crapping pitching!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2007, 01:05:28 PM »
David Wells looks like PL, but with 13.5 inch arms.

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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2007, 01:07:00 PM »
Larry Allen pwns 260 lb defensive ends and benches 225 for 40 reps.


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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2007, 01:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 29, 2007, 01:07:00 PM
Larry Allen pwns 260 lb defensive ends and benches 225 for 40 reps.




Looks like Colon doesn't have a problem lifting several burritos to his pie hole!!
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2007, 01:09:06 PM »
Vince Carter can probably jump over the average getbigger and has a better upperbody than Mike Arvilla.

Coach, that's Larry Allen.

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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2007, 01:45:02 PM »
baseball is not a sport.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2007, 01:50:27 PM »
It really is funny to watch baseball players just make into the MLB being in pretty good shape and then within the first 5 years most of them turn into total fatass's...One of the only sports were the athletes actually get in worse shape as they progress in their career...lol
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2007, 01:55:10 PM »
they are all obese cause they tale"performance enhancing sups", beef themselves up, and then let themselves go.
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2007, 02:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on July 29, 2007, 02:18:18 PM
Babe Ruth was well aware of his addiction to shredded cheese  ;D
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Re: Why are so many baseball players obese?
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2007, 02:46:52 PM »
Here was Babe's diet to get conditioned before the season.

Meal one: 6 sausage links, 4 scrambled eggs, 4 piece toast with butter and 2 cups OJ.

Meal two: 2 pints beer with 4 hot dogs

Meal three: 1 pint beer, 2 shots Jack Daniels with 2 brats

Meal four: Pasta with meat balls and 4 glasses wine

Meal five: 250 ml whisky with chips
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