Author Topic: Today I saw... (Read 24679 times)

Princess L · « **on:** August 06, 2007, 08:32:13 PM »

A REALLY morbidly obese woman wearing a T-shirt stating how yummy cream puffs were

A guy driving a BMW on the freeway using drumsticks "drumming" on his dashboard. I don't know how he kept his car in his lane. His license plate was DRUMR1

A guys huge ass crack as he was getting out of his car (parked next to me)

A lady walking 5 dachshunds

What did you see? Keep this thread going

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2007, 09:19:38 PM »

I saw a chick in a bikini in the gym

I saw a car run a red light and barely miss a van that had the green

I saw three college girls jogging on my way home

I saw the back of my eyelids......

benz · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2007, 09:25:15 PM »

I saw my kid saying hi to me at 7:30 am in the morning

And thats the only interesting thing i saw

Geo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2007, 10:05:17 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on August 06, 2007, 08:32:13 PM

What did you see? Keep this thread going

I saw a mexican kid reaching into a candy bulk bin at the super market with his grubby little paws and dispite the fact that I'm pretty sure I could have kicked his old mans ass I showed great restraint by not slappin the crap out of the back of the lil brats head !

gordiano · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2007, 10:20:48 PM »

I saw about 3 fat personal trainers at the gym...........

Also a fat gym owner (how fitting).......

Euro-monster · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2007, 04:46:55 AM »

I saw the top of my wifes head when i woke up this morning..

Butterbean · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2007, 02:27:13 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on August 06, 2007, 08:32:13 PM

A guy driving a BMW on the freeway using drumsticks "drumming" on his dashboard.

chicken drumsticks

"Today I saw.....:"

two hawks in my backyard

Dos Equis · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2007, 03:04:40 PM »

I'll cheat a little bit, but yesterday I spent the afternoon "working" from the beach with my kids (love that wireless internet). We saw a guy that had to weigh over 400 pounds go "swimming." Biggest man I've ever seen at the beach.

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2007, 06:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Euro-monster on August 07, 2007, 04:46:55 AM

I saw the top of my wifes head when i woke up this morning..

me too

TrapsMcLats · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2007, 08:36:01 PM »

today i saw a guy who was like 24, but no taller than 4'9. not a dwarf or midget or anything, just really freaking short. poor bastard, he'll never get any...

chaos · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2007, 08:40:05 PM »

Quote from: TrapsMcLats on August 07, 2007, 08:36:01 PM

today i saw a guy who was like 24, but no taller than 4'9. not a dwarf or midget or anything, just really freaking short. poor bastard, he'll never get any...

heh, being that short, he doesn't deserve any.

today I saw the 5 freeway

Princess L · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2007, 09:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Geo on August 06, 2007, 10:05:17 PM

I saw a mexican kid reaching into a candy bulk bin at the super market with his grubby little paws

Would it have made a difference if he were ? say....

Caucasian?

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2007, 10:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on August 07, 2007, 09:58:37 PM

Would it have made a difference if he were ? say....

Caucasian?

if I say yes, I'm racist. if I say no, I'm a liar.

Princess L · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2007, 10:06:13 PM »

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:49:32 AM »

I saw two behemoth women on the train then they sat next to me and crushed me.

newmom · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:56:15 AM »

I saw my princess say good morning mommy

I saw 2 cars racing on 95 South near New Haven each racing each other in both breakdown lanes

Euro-monster · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2007, 05:47:02 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on August 07, 2007, 10:06:13 PM

.

Can i pick one....i love new kitties...

G.R.H. · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:00:14 PM »

a morbidly obese black woman walking downtown with an increadibly tight pair of spandex pants and what appeared to be a 1/2 shirt on, with her fat rolls just hanging out everywhere! (plus, it was like a heat index of 100 where i live, so it made me even more nauseous!)

Luolamies · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:34:37 PM »

...i saw a junkie land on his face when he was trying to come into the bar where i bounce.

On the ride home i saw a chick going down on another girl in the back seat of a taxi.

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2007, 07:29:41 PM »

today I saw kitties on titties.....

Princess L · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2007, 08:44:45 PM »

Quote from: Euro-monster on August 08, 2007, 05:47:02 AM

Can i pick one....i love new kitties...

You can have them all

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2007, 11:01:53 PM »

Need I say more?

Luolamies · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2007, 03:19:51 AM »

Quote from: Benfun7 on August 08, 2007, 11:01:53 PM

Need I say more?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Butterbean · « **Reply #23 on:** August 09, 2007, 10:05:01 AM »

a woman make a right turn while her left turn signal was on

a construction worker playing air guitar to classic Van Halen

Dos Equis · « **Reply #24 on:** August 09, 2007, 10:17:54 AM »

Planes taking off from Honolulu International Airport.

Tourists walking around the deck of a cruise ship.

Clouds kissing the tip of a mountain range.

An endless ocean.

Pretty much what I see everyday . . . .

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