Author Topic: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech (Read 2926 times)

Livewire · « **on:** August 13, 2007, 06:53:36 PM »

What reason will King give for his inevitable (and soon) retirement, when he realizes he can no longer place in the money at any pro show?

My guess is, "i've accomplished everything I set out to accomplish in bodybuilding".

HalloweenMan · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2007, 06:56:02 PM »

no retirtement speech. when he finally accepts that he is not good at what he wants to do, babs will find him hanging from a pipe in the basement.

dearth · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2007, 06:58:02 PM »

"I couldn't have done it without Chick!"

Livewire · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2007, 07:09:36 PM »

Quote from: HalloweenMan on August 13, 2007, 06:56:02 PM

no retirtement speech. when he finally accepts that he is not good at what he wants to do, babs will find him hanging from a pipe in the basement.

1. I'm not sure any pipe can hold the weight of "278 with abs".

2. I'm not sure King has the mental capacity to tie a noose knot.

3. I believe King might be too greasy for the rope to take hold

4. King is normally bloated, puffy, and stiff. Would anyone even notice?

SWOLETRAIN · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2007, 07:36:06 PM »

He will continue to live life and be another gymrat with a hot wife.

Wombat · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 06:53:36 PM

What reason will King give for his inevitable (and soon) retirement, when he realizes he can no longer place in the money at any pro show?

My guess is, "i've accomplished everything I set out to accomplish in bodybuilding".

yes for sure that will be one of the first statements along with this

"i'm not willing to take the risks that others are taking--My family comes first and i want to be around here for them"

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:19:13 PM »

Quote from: Wombat on August 13, 2007, 10:17:09 PM

yes for sure that will be one of the first statements along with this

"i'm not willing to take the risks that others are taking--My family comes first and i want to be around here for them"

Hahaha!! priceless.

EbBnFlO · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:21:02 PM »

after years of not seeing my own dick without a mirror and not a trophy to show for it i will call it quits.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:58:06 AM »

"Shawn Ray is my hero and I will forever live in his shadow."

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2007, 02:15:08 AM »

"TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

is what he will say just like in his videos.

I think I am the only King Kamali supporter on this board

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2007, 02:18:03 AM »

What are you guys talking about, he will never stop. He will just be another one of those tards like Ken Jones or Joc P., he will continue to embarrass himself for decades.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2007, 02:20:08 AM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on August 14, 2007, 02:18:03 AM

What are you guys talking about, he will never stop. He will just be another one of those tards like Ken Jones or Joc P., he will continue to embarrass himself for decades.

"I'll never retire! I'm gunning for second to last place this year! Jeff Box Long your ass is mine!"

big14 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2007, 02:42:48 AM »

I have no education, no intelligence, never had a job.
Like I said in my interview posted on getbig:
I dont even know how to train properly.

I never won anything.
I am one of the worst pros in history.
With my crappy genetics and hideous look,
even lacking a brain I managed to place
top 17 in my last 20 contests.

I am proud that I moved out of my basement
just before I turned 31, ask bethany Howlet my ex,
she knows I was proud of getting out of the basement.

I am a bit ashamed that I forced the audience to look at my ugly body
over and over again.

With the help of my pills I now understand that nobody want to look at me onstage
I am sorry I am ugly and fat.
Please forgive me and goodbye, I still hate you all.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2007, 03:26:42 AM »

big14 = epic jealousy and small penis syndrome

jaejonna · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2007, 05:56:54 AM »

For some reasons i have the feeling that he will start it off by saying ...

"To all those bucktooth, pimple faced, internet losers out there......blah blah blah Shawn blah blah blah......... my manfaced wife ....blah blah blah .....Chick how big is your dick ......thanks"

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2007, 06:17:48 AM »

Quote from: dearth on August 13, 2007, 06:58:02 PM

"I couldn't have done it without Chick!"

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2007, 08:02:16 AM »

I have to put my amazing bodybuilding career on hold as I have some very lucrative sponsorships and business dealings am I working with right now due. I can't say much about them yet except that we are going to unveil something you have never seen before. It will shock the world. We are going to bring it. Never again will things be the same.

Shawn Ray · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2007, 08:05:02 AM »

"I'd like to personally Thank Shawn Ray for telling me early in my career I'd have a better chance at getting a job at Mc Donalds"

Well, things are looking better for me now.

Mars · « **Reply #18 on:** August 14, 2007, 08:30:33 AM »

Kamali is done, his carreer was a joke.

Playboy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 14, 2007, 08:32:57 AM »

Quote from: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 06:53:36 PM

What reason will King give for his inevitable (and soon) retirement, when he realizes he can no longer place in the money at any pro show?

My guess is, "i've accomplished everything I set out to accomplish in bodybuilding".

My guess is:

jarhead · « **Reply #20 on:** August 14, 2007, 08:42:44 AM »

Mahocka bolocka Muhamed Allah,

sim salah bim 7-eleven no weezing the juice . . . a salaam a lake um.

or words to that affect.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2007, 08:43:44 AM »

Quote from: jarhead on August 14, 2007, 08:42:44 AM

Mahocka bolocka Muhamed Allah,

sim salah bim 7-eleven no weezing the juice . . . a salaam a lake um.

or words to that affect.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2007, 09:24:30 AM »

Quote from: Shawn Ray on August 14, 2007, 08:05:02 AM

"I'd like to personally Thank Shawn Ray for telling me early in my career I'd have a better chance at getting a job at Mc Donalds"

Well, things are looking better for me now.

LOL

Remember Shawn, your runner-up placings at the O were pointless....cause they were second place

gordiano · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2007, 09:31:20 AM »

Quote from: Wombat on August 13, 2007, 10:17:09 PM

yes for sure that will be one of the first statements along with this

"i'm not willing to take the risks that others are taking--My family comes first and i want to be around here for them"

That's a good one......

XXXII/LX · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2007, 10:58:22 AM »

Quote from: SWOLETRAIN on August 13, 2007, 07:36:06 PM

He will continue to live life and be another gymrat with a ~~hot wife~~ live-in whore.

Fixed.