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Al-Gebra

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When is it time to get married?
« on: August 15, 2007, 10:55:54 AM »
1. When you intend to have progeny.

2. When you have progeny you wish to legitimize.

Can't really think of any others. 

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Butterbean

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 12:01:20 PM »
4:00pm on Saturday  :)
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Al-Gebra

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 12:33:31 PM »
Quote from: STella on August 15, 2007, 12:01:20 PM
4:00pm on Saturday  :)

quite the literalist, aren't you?  :)


btw, flower's mad at me for some reason.  ???
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 01:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2007, 12:33:31 PM
quite the literalist, aren't you?  :)

I'm actually going to a wedding at that time this weekend!

Quote from: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2007, 12:33:31 PM



btw, flower's mad at me for some reason.  ???[/color]
She is?  I don't know why  ???  




maybe i know why now :)
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Camel Jockey

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 02:49:43 PM »
When the nagging reaches its peak.
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benchmstr

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 01:33:33 AM »
when you give up on life,but feel suicide is to permanent ;)

if you have any more questions feel free to ask
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 04:08:23 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on August 16, 2007, 01:33:33 AM
when you give up on life,but feel suicide is to permanent ;)

if you have any more questions feel free to ask

Ahahahaha!

When is it time to get married?  If you're a woman - ASAP, if your a man - never. Fact!
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UPINTHEMGUTS

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 11:28:55 AM »
When the first day of the rest of your life becomes imminent.
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Al-Gebra

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 11:51:32 AM »
Quote from: UPINTHEMGUTS on August 16, 2007, 11:28:55 AM
When the first day of the rest of your life becomes imminent.

 ??? What do you mean?

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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 12:00:37 PM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
1. When you intend to have progeny.

2. When you have progeny you wish to legitimize.

Can't really think of any others. 


everyone else would use the word 'kids', but because algebra is so brilliant, he chooses to reinforce his online reputation as 'smart guy' by using the word 'progeny' ::) instead, oh brother
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Al-Gebra

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 12:03:19 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 16, 2007, 12:00:37 PM
everyone else would use the word 'kids', but because algebra is so brilliant, he chooses to reinforce his online reputation as 'smart guy' by using the word 'progeny' ::) instead, oh brother

why the bitterness, dear?
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 12:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on August 16, 2007, 12:03:19 PM
why the bitterness, dear?
hahaha, this coming from a suns fan, oh the irony
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 12:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2007, 12:33:31 PM
quite the literalist, aren't you?  :)


btw, flower's mad at me for some reason.  ???

     >:(
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Al-Gebra

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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 05:43:07 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 16, 2007, 12:23:22 PM
hahaha, this coming from a suns fan, oh the irony

from now on I'll only use words a bright Texas State ::) or UTSA student can understand. hope you're happy  . . . >:(
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 06:00:22 PM »
she'll let you know when the time is right, over and over again until you get the damn hint >:(
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2007, 09:07:59 AM »
when you knock her up
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »
When you can't imagine your life without her...
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2007, 01:49:41 PM »
NEVER!
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2007, 04:40:13 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 16, 2007, 12:00:37 PM
everyone else would use the word 'kids', but because algebra is so brilliant, he chooses to reinforce his online reputation as 'smart guy' by using the word 'progeny' ::) instead, oh brother

I was wondering what that meant i thought it was another word for impotence
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2007, 04:48:21 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on August 16, 2007, 12:34:00 PM
     >:(


a flower walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, do you love me or not"
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2007, 10:07:35 AM »
When one of the parties really needs benefits (ie if one partner has a really good health plan and the other doesn't).  Otherwise it's a legal and financial liability.

Oh - and NEVER without a prenup.
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 10:09:59 AM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on August 15, 2007, 02:49:43 PM
When the nagging reaches its peak.
hahahah
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Re: When is it time to get married?
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2007, 07:32:39 AM »
When her farther comes a knocking with a 12 gauge.
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