Author Topic: Season premiere! GETBIG CRIBS! First episode... we visit Pumpster, New York! (Read 36482 times)

bmacsys · « **Reply #100 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:49:07 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on August 25, 2007, 02:36:36 PM

Looks more about 8' wide, and I'm guessing about 15' long. Throw in a kitchen and bathroom of about 50sq ft. each, and your looking at a grand total of about 250 sq. ft. I can almost understand living in an apt of that size in Manhattan, but you have to be really poverty stricken not to be able to get a bigger place in Queens.

When the dotcom bubble burst in 2000 legendary stockbroker Pumpster went into an irreversible downward spiral from which he has yet to recover from.

bmacsys · « **Reply #101 on:** August 25, 2007, 05:24:20 PM »

Haven't heard from Pumsper lately. Maybe he took the bus to that huge Ikea in New Jersey to get some new furniture for his crib.

WOOO · « **Reply #102 on:** August 25, 2007, 06:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on August 25, 2007, 12:13:48 PM

What's Pumpster's ride?

WOOO · « **Reply #103 on:** August 26, 2007, 03:16:46 PM »

bmacsys · « **Reply #104 on:** August 27, 2007, 07:27:57 AM »

Quote from: WOOO on August 25, 2007, 06:22:58 PM

Nah, Pumpster could never afford those wheels having had a look at his apartment.

pumpster · « **Reply #105 on:** August 27, 2007, 07:53:47 AM »

Bump to keep this goin i'm loving the obsession with me from these clowns LOL

The Squadfather · « **Reply #106 on:** August 27, 2007, 07:57:46 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on August 27, 2007, 07:53:47 AM

Bump to keep this goin i'm loving the obsession with me from these clowns LOL

hahahhaa, you're starting to get as many stalkers as me, Pump.

pumpster · « **Reply #107 on:** August 27, 2007, 08:00:09 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 07:57:46 AM

hahahhaa, you're starting to get as many stalkers as me, Pump.

I think i've "made it" on getbig when you're in their minds this much LOL

The Squadfather · « **Reply #108 on:** August 27, 2007, 08:03:59 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on August 27, 2007, 08:00:09 AM

I think i've "made it" on getbig when you're in their minds this much LOL

hahahhaha, just wait until you start getting the death threats then you've REALLY made it big.

bmacsys · « **Reply #109 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:21:29 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on August 27, 2007, 08:00:09 AM

I think i've "made it" on getbig when you're in their minds this much LOL

Dude, you clean your apartment yet "Mr. Stockbroker"?

bmacsys · « **Reply #110 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:25:38 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on August 27, 2007, 08:00:09 AM

I think i've "made it" on getbig when you're in their minds this much LOL

Nope, you "made it" when you get the pleasure of living in a dump like you! ahahahahha!

Bluto · « **Reply #111 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:27:58 AM »

with all the money pumpster saved on gym fees over the years he will soon be able to afford a bigger place.

WOOO · « **Reply #112 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:31:09 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 08:03:59 AM

hahahhaha, just wait until you start getting the death threats then you've REALLY made it big.

so... you finally accepted pumpsters offer of a blowjob for friendship?... that's pretty low..

...i mean if you were in prison... maybe... $:-\$

WOOO · « **Reply #113 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:32:17 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on August 27, 2007, 07:53:47 AM

Bump to keep this goin i'm loving the obsession with me from these clowns LOL

Look at this palace....

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MM

bmacsys · « **Reply #114 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:34:37 AM »

Quote from: WOOO on August 28, 2007, 04:32:17 AM

Look at this palace....

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MM

Its absolutely.............. ....palatial! ahahahah!

bmacsys · « **Reply #115 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:35:49 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 28, 2007, 04:27:58 AM

with all the money pumpster saved on gym fees over the years he will soon be able to afford a bigger place.

A bigger place for Pumpster would be what most people consider to be a closet.

Bluto · « **Reply #116 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:36:37 AM »

Quote from: WOOO on August 28, 2007, 04:31:09 AM

so... you finally accepted pumpsters offer of a blowjob for friendship?... that's pretty low..

...i mean if you were in prison... maybe... $:-\$

squadfather, being white trailer park trash feels the connection with pumpster being as poor.
one redneck looking out for another

bmacsys · « **Reply #117 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:37:37 AM »

Quote from: WOOO on August 28, 2007, 04:32:17 AM

Look at this palace....

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MM

Pumpster, in all seriousness my dogs have a better doghouse than you have an apartment.

bmacsys · « **Reply #118 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:40:25 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on August 28, 2007, 04:34:37 AM

Its absolutely.............. ....palatial! ahahahah!

Imagine the density of cockroaches per square inch in Pumpster's apartment? I bet he needs the place fumigated bad! Then again the cockroaches and mice are his only company.

Bluto · « **Reply #119 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:42:32 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on August 28, 2007, 04:35:49 AM

A bigger place for Pumpster would be what most people consider to be a closet.

i bet pumpster is familiar with being in the closet $:-\$

bmacsys · « **Reply #120 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:44:48 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 28, 2007, 04:42:32 AM

i bet pumpster is familiar with being in the closet $:-\$

I thinks its pretty obvious Pumpster isn't into girls!

Bluto · « **Reply #121 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:47:09 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on August 28, 2007, 04:40:25 AM

Imagine the density of cockroaches per square inch in Pumpster's apartment? I bet he needs the place fumigated bad! Then again the cockroaches and mice are his only company.

pumpster refers to cockroaches as "his training partners"

Bluto · « **Reply #122 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:51:56 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on August 28, 2007, 04:44:48 AM

I thinks its pretty obvious Pumpster isn't into girls!

i think it's safe to say from watching pumpsters apartment, that place never had a womans touch

Bluto · « **Reply #123 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:56:21 AM »

actually pumpsters place is pretty big, compared to the place he spent MOST of his adult life

there was a time when this was his only training equipment

bmacsys · « **Reply #124 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:58:41 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 28, 2007, 04:51:56 AM

i think it's safe to say from watching pumpsters apartment, that place never had a womans touch

Neither has Pumpster himself!