what is onlyme's background again?

[The Squadfather]

SF  ah problem,  i have only have 2 sons.   

hahahhaa, are they as much of cowards as you?

[onlyme]

hahahhaa, already been to college oh great anonymous one with no pictures posted.

hahaha now that is funny.  you will say anything to make us think you have done something.  too bad it doesn't work.  another self-owning by our own getbig tool.  good job moron.  hey give us all a laugh and posts some pics of you fatso.  come on i got a few friends over and we need to laugh.

[sgt. d]

Squad how long did it take you to squat 500lb for six reps and 365 for 8 on bench press?

[Eric2]

Squad how long did it take you to squat 500lb for six reps and 365 for 8 on bench press?

   Well lets see..................... Squatopee might and, I say might be able to handle the bar so, #45 into 500 and so on. You get the idea.
   Squad, you are a posterboy for why one should not eat Fastfood.  No go make an "L" with your free hand (the one your not stroking with) and place it on your forehead.

[bigdumbbell]

Squad how long did it take you to squat 500lb for six reps and 365 for 8 on bench press?

squad, your daddy asked you a question and is waiting for an answer

[Bones]

    Looks like he's into bears (hopefully not "muscle bears").

[CARTEL]

    Looks like he's into bears (hopefully not "muscle bears").

That shirt or sheet or whatever that is draped on you Keith, is just awful.

[Don Miracle]

He's lucky the bear didn't slit his throat with a single claw.

[Eric2]

  If I remember right, that bear did attack Keith just seconds after that pic was taken. Is that right Keith? I would have shit my self.
    I live in the pacific northwest and in the 1970's I was chased out of the woods on a motorcycle by a mother black bear who was protecting her 2 cubs. I stopped to take a leak at the creek behind my house..........heard some grunting............look ed in that direction and my heart stopped. There where 2 cubs.......then I saw the mother. Fortunatley the motorcycle was only a foot away. She charged me, I got that little bike going as fast as I could but still felt that chill on my spine like she was going to claw my back.
    I stayed out of the woods for 2 weeks. My buddies messed with me over that one.

I highly recomend this book for a scary tale or too right before bedtime.

http://www.outdoorsdirectory.com/products/alaska_bear_tales.htm
 
 
 
 
 
 

[onlyme]

That shirt or sheet or whatever that is draped on you Keith, is just awful.

That is actually the second shirt i had on.  The first one when I first got there that day was ripped to shreads by the cubs.  All my t-shirts I ripped like that.  It is what I trained in.  I was hopping on a plane back to Hawaii a few hours later so its all I had ready to grab.

  If I remember right, that bear did attack Keith just seconds after that pic was taken. Is that right Keith? I would have shit my self.
    I live in the pacific northwest and in the 1970's I was chased out of the woods on a motorcycle by a mother black bear who was protecting her 2 cubs. I stopped to take a leak at the creek behind my house..........heard some grunting............look ed in that direction and my heart stopped. There where 2 cubs.......then I saw the mother. Fortunatley the motorcycle was only a foot away. She charged me, I got that little bike going as fast as I could but still felt that chill on my spine like she was going to claw my back.
    I stayed out of the woods for 2 weeks. My buddies messed with me over that one.

I highly recomend this book for a scary tale or too right before bedtime.

http://www.outdoorsdirectory.com/products/alaska_bear_tales.htm
 
 
 
 
 
 

And yes, that top pic is a second before he grabbed my neck and took me down.  He held me and I didn't move an inch.  Not because it is what I remember hearing all the time it was because I was so fuckin scared I didn't what to do.  That photo with my mouth open, nothing came out.  I swear i tried to yell and nothing.  He was squeezing the fuck out of me when he took me down.  My two friends who were the trainers and one of them was taking the picture grabbed axe handles and started hitting him.  They hit him a few times in the head because he had my neck where my ear was kind of inside his mouth.  I could hear him getting hit in the head.  It was absolutely the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.  And beside the Ali pics that picture is my favorite of all time.

[CARTEL]

And yes, that top pic is a second before he grabbed my neck and took me down.  He held me and I didn't move an inch.  Not because it is what I remember hearing all the time it was because I was so fuckin scared I didn't what to do.  That photo with my mouth open, nothing came out.  I swear i tried to yell and nothing.  He was squeezing the fuck out of me when he took me down.  My two friends who were the trainers and one of them was taking the picture grabbed axe handles and started hitting him.  They hit him a few times in the head because he had my neck where my ear was kind of inside his mouth.  I could hear him getting hit in the head.  It was absolutely the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.  And beside the Ali pics that picture is my favorite of all time.

Hey Keith.

Don't fuck with bears!

[onlyme]

Gotta tell you guys.  Since I have moved to Hawaii my life has been very laid back.  Except for a few business ventures and my shows I basically didn't do much except have fun in sun.  Been to all the island and seen just about everything there is in Hawaii.  Been to more places more times than most people who live here.  I love Hawaii.  It is the best place on earth to live and visit.  Since 1989 I done nothing where I was in with the "in-crowd" like I was in LA and working and doing appearance.  Well it all changes next week.  I am moving from paradise and will again be in front of the camera a lot.  Now I am fat as anyone on here.  I can pretty much say that I am the fattest guy on Getbig.  Not proud of it but all of you will end up seeing pics of me in about 3 weeks.  I know I will hear it from everyone once they get posted, but I will not be that way for long.

I have a trainer who will be cooking for me and getting all my diet and nutrition in place.  I will be training 5 days a week and doing cardio 6 days.  I get one cheat day a week he said.  I predict now that I have someone like this with me I will be in pretty good shape by end of the year.  My strength will come back in about two months.  The past 4 years I have done nothing.  My life here in Kona is boring and I hate it.  I like doing things and going out but here there is nothing to do.

So, I have been offered a ton of money to get back into shape.  The last part of it will be videoed and televised.  That will be around the 4 to 5 month mark.  It's time.  I am involved in a major venture, that from all indications is going to be absolutely huge.   So being fat does not fit in.  I know this will be bad news for guys like Squad and Sean cause they love to rag on me being fat.  But maybe I can find something else for you guys to rag me on.  It won't be my body, strength or income so I will need to find something.  Maybe it can be the chicks I am boning.  You can rag me on that.  Till then I will tell you more soon.  But, all of you will see me in about 3 weeks.

 And dont' forget I may be fat but I am jolly

[CARTEL]

Are you going on "The Biggest Loser" 

[onlyme]

Are you going on "The Biggest Loser" 

No but I thought that would have been cool. 

[CARTEL]

No but I thought that would have been cool. 

Well good luck doing whatever it is.

[windsor88]

Well good luck doing whatever it is.

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[nycbull]

Gotta tell you guys.  Since I have moved to Hawaii my life has been very laid back.  Except for a few business ventures and my shows I basically didn't do much except have fun in sun.  Been to all the island and seen just about everything there is in Hawaii.  Been to more places more times than most people who live here.  I love Hawaii.  It is the best place on earth to live and visit.  Since 1989 I done nothing where I was in with the "in-crowd" like I was in LA and working and doing appearance.  Well it all changes next week.  I am moving from paradise and will again be in front of the camera a lot.  Now I am fat as anyone on here.  I can pretty much say that I am the fattest guy on Getbig.  Not proud of it but all of you will end up seeing pics of me in about 3 weeks.  I know I will hear it from everyone once they get posted, but I will not be that way for long.

I have a trainer who will be cooking for me and getting all my diet and nutrition in place.  I will be training 5 days a week and doing cardio 6 days.  I get one cheat day a week he said.  I predict now that I have someone like this with me I will be in pretty good shape by end of the year.  My strength will come back in about two months.  The past 4 years I have done nothing.  My life here in Kona is boring and I hate it.  I like doing things and going out but here there is nothing to do.

So, I have been offered a ton of money to get back into shape.  The last part of it will be videoed and televised.  That will be around the 4 to 5 month mark.  It's time.  I am involved in a major venture, that from all indications is going to be absolutely huge.   So being fat does not fit in.  I know this will be bad news for guys like Squad and Sean cause they love to rag on me being fat.  But maybe I can find something else for you guys to rag me on.  It won't be my body, strength or income so I will need to find something.  Maybe it can be the chicks I am boning.  You can rag me on that.  Till then I will tell you more soon.  But, all of you will see me in about 3 weeks.

 And dont' forget I may be fat but I am jolly

As I suggested before I think Squadfather had a lot to do with your new entre into life.  Sorry to keep raggin on it but it is too obvious. It is like when Joan Rivers made jokes about Elizabeth Taylor...Thats acutally would made her lose the weight and get back into showbiz.

Squadfather and onlyme are the new Joan Rivers and
liz Taylor,.  

[Wanocki]

when did squad and onlyme become enemies?

[nycbull]

when did squad and onlyme become enemies?

I dont know, it just happened at one point. I think onlyme took something out of context and now hates him.

[Shawn Ray]

Is this what you caught Keith 

I apologize for my ignorance regarding your Extreme Weight Problems in advance

http://body.aol.com/diet/basics/news-fat-virus

[The Squadfather]

Is this what you caught Keith 

I apologize for my ignorance regarding your Extreme Weight Problems in advance

http://body.aol.com/diet/basics/news-fat-virus

hahahahahahahhaa.

[bigdumbbell]

I dont know, it just happened at one point. I think onlyme took something out of context and now hates him.

haha   blame onlyme cause SF can't take a little flame and makes it personal

[SteelePegasus]

Gotta tell you guys.  Since I have moved to Hawaii my life has been very laid back.  Except for a few business ventures and my shows I basically didn't do much except have fun in sun.  Been to all the island and seen just about everything there is in Hawaii.  Been to more places more times than most people who live here.  I love Hawaii.  It is the best place on earth to live and visit.  Since 1989 I done nothing where I was in with the "in-crowd" like I was in LA and working and doing appearance.  Well it all changes next week.  I am moving from paradise and will again be in front of the camera a lot.  Now I am fat as anyone on here.  I can pretty much say that I am the fattest guy on Getbig.  Not proud of it but all of you will end up seeing pics of me in about 3 weeks.  I know I will hear it from everyone once they get posted, but I will not be that way for long.

I have a trainer who will be cooking for me and getting all my diet and nutrition in place.  I will be training 5 days a week and doing cardio 6 days.  I get one cheat day a week he said.  I predict now that I have someone like this with me I will be in pretty good shape by end of the year.  My strength will come back in about two months.  The past 4 years I have done nothing.  My life here in Kona is boring and I hate it.  I like doing things and going out but here there is nothing to do.

So, I have been offered a ton of money to get back into shape.  The last part of it will be videoed and televised.  That will be around the 4 to 5 month mark.  It's time.  I am involved in a major venture, that from all indications is going to be absolutely huge.   So being fat does not fit in.  I know this will be bad news for guys like Squad and Sean cause they love to rag on me being fat.  But maybe I can find something else for you guys to rag me on.  It won't be my body, strength or income so I will need to find something.  Maybe it can be the chicks I am boning.  You can rag me on that.  Till then I will tell you more soon.  But, all of you will see me in about 3 weeks.

 And dont' forget I may be fat but I am jolly

every fat person has a great plan laid out for losing weight

then at midnight...Mr. IceCream and apple pie calls..with every minute his calls get louder and louder...until you finally answer

yeah keith..make all the plans you want you know..so far you have shown little discipline when it comes to putting down food..will that change?

[danielson]

Gotta tell you guys.  Since I have moved to Hawaii my life has been very laid back.  Except for a few business ventures and my shows I basically didn't do much except have fun in sun.  Been to all the island and seen just about everything there is in Hawaii.  Been to more places more times than most people who live here.  I love Hawaii.  It is the best place on earth to live and visit.  Since 1989 I done nothing where I was in with the "in-crowd" like I was in LA and working and doing appearance.  Well it all changes next week.  I am moving from paradise and will again be in front of the camera a lot.  Now I am fat as anyone on here.  I can pretty much say that I am the fattest guy on Getbig.  Not proud of it but all of you will end up seeing pics of me in about 3 weeks.  I know I will hear it from everyone once they get posted, but I will not be that way for long.

I have a trainer who will be cooking for me and getting all my diet and nutrition in place.  I will be training 5 days a week and doing cardio 6 days.  I get one cheat day a week he said.  I predict now that I have someone like this with me I will be in pretty good shape by end of the year.  My strength will come back in about two months.  The past 4 years I have done nothing.  My life here in Kona is boring and I hate it.  I like doing things and going out but here there is nothing to do.

So, I have been offered a ton of money to get back into shape.  The last part of it will be videoed and televised.  That will be around the 4 to 5 month mark.  It's time.  I am involved in a major venture, that from all indications is going to be absolutely huge.   So being fat does not fit in.  I know this will be bad news for guys like Squad and Sean cause they love to rag on me being fat.  But maybe I can find something else for you guys to rag me on.  It won't be my body, strength or income so I will need to find something.  Maybe it can be the chicks I am boning.  You can rag me on that.  Till then I will tell you more soon.  But, all of you will see me in about 3 weeks.

 And dont' forget I may be fat but I am jolly

What is the project? You really think 4 or 5 months is adequate time to drop enough pounds?

[onlyme]

every fat person has a great plan laid out for losing weight

then at midnight...Mr. IceCream and apple pie calls..with every minute his calls get louder and louder...until you finally answer

yeah keith..make all the plans you want you know..so far you have shown little discipline when it comes to putting down food..will that change?

You are 100% correct about m discipline.  It has gone out the window.  But I know its still there.  Moving next week is going to help me 1000 times over.  Will be very busy and training again.  I haven't lifted a weight in a long time.  I haven't done shit in a long time.  Now I have something to shoot for and I am feeling a lot better.  No problems with the leg or back.  I will be walking a lot and lifting again.  I know once I get into the groove I will be back.  I needed that kick and now I got it. 

Is this what you caught Keith 

I apologize for my ignorance regarding your Extreme Weight Problems in advance

http://body.aol.com/diet/basics/news-fat-virus

Yea! maybe thats what I got.  But how do you explain your fatness.  Weren't you a professional bodybuilder at one time.