At least wear an orange safety stripe!!!
LOL. I have this big old pair of redneck camoflage shorts. I'll wear them when I ride the bike at home or to do yard work. I got the brilliant idea to wear those shorts with a bright orange t-shirt that had a ripped sleeve and no socks one day.... I walked out of the house and my wife melted down. She literally locked the car doors and wouldn't let me in until I went into the house and changed.
Shortly after that my orange shirt disappeared. I'm not sure where it is.
I apparently have the fashion sense of a dog turd.