Anyway, expect a BIG mess. Not even divorced yet. Except to put up with a LOT of bullshit if you get involved with her. It sounds like all you are interested in is sex with her anyway, so just keep it at that.
Oh no, he couldn't possibly... she's not pale enough for him, and her hair is too curly, and her pubes aren't furry enough, and her skin is too tanned, and she's not a pro at taking it up the pooper, and her blah blah blah blah...
Someone should lock DIV in a room with a Dita Von Teese clone so he can stfu already.