Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?

[Croatch]

No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!

[onlyme]

No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!

I have to agree with this.  But I can't last 400 strokes.  More like 15 to 20. Maybe thats why my dick is still so big.  I'm not getting good enough workouts.   

[Playboy]

No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!

lmao

[gordiano]

i am massaging my balls right now.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Maybe thats why my dick is still so big. 

Your dick is probably so "big" because you weigh close to a quarter of a ton you fat sack of shit.

[BlueDevil]

Are you a chick?  If not, then why the fuck are you getting facials  

haha, gayer than MisterMagoo aka Zach Gates trolling muscle bear sites for a hot date

I'm not gay dude 

I had acne all my life. Ashamed to say I even put wart remedies on my boils and spots. Unfortunately, the past year I have had a resurgence of considerable problems with acne on my chin and nose.

So that's why I have facials twice a week.

[onlyme]

Your dick is probably so "big" because you weigh close to a quarter of a ton you fat sack of shit.

No matter how much you compliment me Squadpussy I will not let you see my cock.  Sorry you'll have to stick with going out with relatives.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

No matter how much you compliment me Squadpussy I will not let you see my cock.  Sorry you'll have to stick with going out with relatives.

Why do you keep calling me Squadfather?  We're two different people.  Now, let's get back to the topic at hand: why do you bring up cocks every third post?  Are you trying to tell us something?

[G o a t b o y]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Please delete your account immediately.  You obviously don't meet Getbig's "minimum IQ" standard as listed in the Terms of Service.


Thank You.

[suckmymuscle]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

  Of course not. Fat loss is only achieved by a caloric deficit. The only way is to diet or suck the fat out via liposuction. Everything else is pseudo-science.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[nder98]

LMAO!! UUUmmmmmm no

[onlyme]

Why do you keep calling me Squadfather?  We're two different people.  Now, let's get back to the topic at hand: why do you bring up cocks every third post?  Are you trying to tell us something?

sorry is it not time for you to change back. 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

sorry is it not time for you to change back. 

Hey bitch, bring back your gimmick "beks"...I always enjoyed making "him" my bitch

[Alex23]

Im sure your boyfriend can do it with his forehead and kill two birds with one stone!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex23]

No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!

Thanks for sharing but we've already heard about it. Couple of skanks complaining about, I quote "that pencil dick ride on the 5'7" little monkey with the Napoleon complex was obviously a waste of time."

[LatsMcGee]

I'm not gay dude 

I had acne all my life. Ashamed to say I even put wart remedies on my boils and spots. Unfortunately, the past year I have had a resurgence of considerable problems with acne on my chin and nose.

So that's why I have facials twice a week.

Why don't you just get some proactive or rub your urine on your skin?  Thats supposed to work for that sort of thing.

[Nuge]

LMAO, doesn't even sound like Bluedevil.

Next time, do some research! It would be funnier!

[BlueDevil]

LMAO, doesn't even sound like Bluedevil.

Next time, do some research! It would be funnier!

Why would you say a thing like that dude 

[Croatch]

Thanks for sharing but we've already heard about it. Couple of skanks complaining about, I quote "that pencil dick ride on the 5'7" little monkey with the Napoleon complex was obviously a waste of time."

The 2nd grade called, they want their Monster Mentality back.
Why not throw in a "your dick's so small" or a "your mom is so fat" comment, for safe measure.
 
You got me on that one Alex...I'm typing to mentally inferior beings on here.

[Big Worm]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

You ever eat a wicked meal...Then rub your belly when you were done ? Did the abs come in right after ?

[BlueDevil]

any new insights yet ?

[ChestBrockwell]

I'm not gay dude 

I had acne all my life. Ashamed to say I even put wart remedies on my boils and spots. Unfortunately, the past year I have had a resurgence of considerable problems with acne on my chin and nose.

So that's why I have facials twice a week.

[kevcat]

Why dont you just jerk off your boyfriend and rub his semen on your stomach ?

[Dballn247]

No

[CalvinH]

If thats the case then my ex would be an anorexic for all the times I hit her.