Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?

[BlueDevil]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

[affy]

diet+exercise you lazy bastard

[fleximus]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Nice try home slice.

[Playboy]

diet+exercise you lazy bastard

A true and honest answer. There are no subs for hard work.

[Mars]

i am massaging my balls right now.

[BigCypriate]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Im sure your boyfriend can do it with his forehead and kill two birds with one stone!!!

[Grundle]

Blue Devil,


Aren't you the guy who was shot by a high powered rifle by your psychotic neighbor?

[Army of One]

Im sure your boyfriend can do it with his forehead and kill two birds with one stone!!!

HAHA Yes, his other boyfriend can sit on his face and do the other direction at the same time, maybe he should market his fatloss system, Dr Studkins New Fatloss Revolution

[rockyfortune]

No.

hope that helps.


rocky.

[SteelePegasus]

I don't see why it wouldn't work..give it shot and let us know

[BlueDevil]

Blue Devil,


Aren't you the guy who was shot by a high powered rifle by your psychotic neighbor?

Indeed I am.

[BigCypriate]

HAHA Yes, his other boyfriend can sit on his face and do the other direction at the same time, maybe he should market his fatloss system, Dr Studkins New Fatloss Revolution

hahahahaha yes db2431!!!! he is quite the little open anus surgeon isn't he?

[youandme]

no but if you massage your stomach right it will increase motility, and peristalsis and you can take a bigger shit, hope this helps.

[BlueDevil]

hahahahaha yes db2431!!!! he is quite the little open anus surgeon isn't he?

LOL 

Stay positive dude

[Grundle]

Indeed I am.

How many bullets hit you, where, and what caliber were they?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place

Are you a chick?  If not, then why the fuck are you getting facials  

haha, gayer than MisterMagoo aka Zach Gates trolling muscle bear sites for a hot date

[BigCypriate]

Are you a chick?  If not, then why the fuck are you getting facials  

haha, gayer than MisterMagoo aka Zach Gates trolling muscle bear sites for a hot date

hahahahaha, are you suggesting that "Blue Devil's" facial place is not exactly the best place for a makeover and mango scrub, PANDEMONIUM?

[Sexual Mustard]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Is this a fucking joke??

[PANDAEMONIUM]

hahahahaha, are you suggesting that "Blue Devil's" facial place is not exactly the best place for a makeover and mango scrub, PANDEMONIUM?

hahah BigC, what I am suggesting is that this "facial place" has a sign hanging in front of it saying: "East End Bathhouse: No Condoms Allowed"

[emn1964]

Is this a fucking joke??

. . .a dude that gets a facial.  Hmmmmmmmm

[Sir William Idol]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!! A sucker is born every minute. 

monster irony

[Tapeworm]

Yes, but exceed 30 times at your own risk.  You may become too ripped.

Eat avocados and egg yolks, supplement 1/2 cup of sea salt daily with lemon juice, and you must never eat a carb, not even one.

Or you could try daily cardio and a 15% calorie reduction.

[BigCypriate]

Yes, but exceed 30 times at your own risk.  You may become too ripped.

Eat avocados and egg yolks, supplement 1/2 cup of sea salt daily with lemon juice, and you must never eat a carb, not even one.

Or you could try daily cardio and a 15% calorie reduction.

yes good advice tapeworm!

equally as effective is becoming homeless for 6 months (this also good for a strong tan)

You could also eat some tapeworms and then kill them when you are at the required bf%, using some james blunt music strapped to your stomach!

Failing that just reduce calories in and do cardio 5 x a week

[Tapeworm]

Failing that just reduce calories in and do cardio 5 x a week

No need for that! 

Just keep it simple Big C.  An hour of sauna in the morning and again in the evening, not too much water since this causes bloating, don't have any dairy products or eat anything that can't be made into a soup, but feel free to eat all the bok choy you want, except after 6 pm when you shouldn't be eating anything but chili peppers.  It's too easy!

[Camel Jockey]

Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Tell that bitch to stick to her area of anatomy, the face.