Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?

[Beefjake]

Toilet paper seems to work the other way around:

Coversation between wife and her husband;

W: Darling, I think my boobs are rather small. I truly wish that they were bigger.
H:  Well, why don't you try rubbig your chest with toilet paper?
W: Toilet paper, why... how... How could that work?
H: I really don't know but it truly seems to be workin with your ass!

[ChestBrockwell]

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."