So is this the current standard for most Getbiggers and online warriors?

[Man of Steel]

1.)  285lb bb @ 5% bf
2.)  bench 600lbs for reps
3.)  squat 800lbs for reps
4.)  professional cage fighter
5.)  powerlifter with world class lifts
6.)  multi-millionaire/billionaire
7.)  dating models/pornstars
8.)  enormous cock
9.)  24" arms
10.) Navy SEAL
11.) Hollywood film projects in the works
12.) don't own a camera

[corinth]

Damn it!  I'm only 11 of those.

I wasn't a Navy Seal.  I was only a medal of honor winning member of the Green Berets.

 

[candidate2025]

no, being an overeating delusional fatass is the standard for most getbiggers. like most americans. and you.

[WOOO]

1.)  285lb bb @ 5% bf
2.)  bench 600lbs for reps
3.)  squat 800lbs for reps
4.)  professional cage fighter
5.)  powerlifter with world class lifts
6.)  multi-millionaire/billionaire
7.)  dating models/pornstars
8.)  enormous cock
9.)  24" arms
10.) Navy SEAL
11.) Hollywood film projects in the works
12.) don't own a camera

average getbigger:

[Man of Steel]

no, being an overeating delusional fatass is the standard for most getbiggers. like most americans. and you.

Epic jealousy over not being an American.....enjoy your rathole country.

[WOOO]

Epic jealousy over not being an American.....enjoy your rathole country.

no kidding...




candidate, please tell me you're not canadian 

[tleilaxutank]

fucking canadians...

[WOOO]

fucking canadians...

yeah we're awesome 

[Dballn247]

Canadians are the Mexicans of the North, they come to our country to get jobs and bitch about it.  Go the Fcuk home.   But leave your women, the Pam Anderson type, you can keep the fat ones and head back to Sasqatchuwan.

[The Squadfather]

no, being an overeating delusional fatass is the standard for most getbiggers. like most americans. and you.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

[WOOO]

Canadians are the Mexicans of the North, they come to our country to get jobs and bitch about it.  Go the Fcuk home.   But leave your women, the Pam Anderson type, you can keep the fat ones and head back to Sasqatchuwan.

who are you kidding our economy is growing 3 times faster than yours... our dollar is at par with yours... Bush is killing you... and you morons re-elected him 

[candidate2025]

born and raised in california.

..you would have to be deaf blind and stupid not to know that the average american is fat, lazy, and retarded.

[beatmaster]

1.)  285lb bb @ 5% bf
2.)  bench 600lbs for reps
3.)  squat 800lbs for reps
4.)  professional cage fighter
5.)  powerlifter with world class lifts
6.)  multi-millionaire/billionaire
7.)  dating models/pornstars
8.)  enormous cock
9.)  24" arms
10.) Navy SEAL
11.) Hollywood film projects in the works
12.) don't own a camera

yep thats me right there........... i mean no camera 

[G o a t b o y]

How does Squadfather stack up against these standards?

1.)  285lb bb @ 5% bf  -  285lbs @ 40% bf
2.)  bench 600lbs for reps - doesn't lift weights
3.)  squat 800lbs for reps - see above
4.)  professional cage fighter - only thing he "fights" with is his low IQ
5.)  powerlifter with world class lifts - see #2
6.)  multi-millionaire/billionaire - I'm sure with his job in either the retail or service sectors, he's well on his way
7.)  dating models/pornstars - well, if you count his sister, who was a "model" on Jerry Springer
8.)  enormous cock - he doesn't have an enormous cock, he IS an enormous cock
9.)  24" arms -  19" with his current fat level.  Dieted down, they'd be 14'ers.
10.) Navy SEAL - well, he once watched the movie "Navy Seals", does that count?
11.) Hollywood film projects in the works - Starred in "Dumb & Dumber"
12.) don't own a camera - He didn't until he was outed.  Now he's the king of blurry cell-phone camera pics in size XXXL t-shirts and calling out anyone who doesn't want their pic on the public internet.

[SteelePegasus]

born and raised in california.

..you would have to be deaf blind and stupid not to know that the average american is fat, lazy, and retarded.

fat is such a harsh term

we prefer the term "big boned" or "nutritionally challenged"

[swilkins1984]

How does Squadfather stack up against these standards?

No, thats "Dumb and Dumberer" the sequel.  The first one is classic.

[Marty Champions]

this is the get big goal to look as good as me

[G o a t b o y]

this is the get big goal to look as good as me

Epic "typewriter" on your desk.  Do you enjoy the clerical profession?

[Dballn247]

who are you kidding our economy is growing 3 times faster than yours... our dollar is at par with yours... Bush is killing you... and you morons re-elected him 

Your $ may be on par with ours (still under a bit 1us to 1.26 canadian) but your income tax is 4x ours.  How do you live?  And yes we re-elected Bush as we prefer to have the war fought over there not over here.  If we let a pussy ass democrat be President we would have been attacked again post 9/11.  After the 7 days of nonstop bombing over there, they decided to take that terrorist shit to Europe. 

Canada tries to fly under the radar and hopes because they are close enough to us the won't get attacked.  For the most part that is True because It would be a little to close foe comfort and we won't allow it.   When countries are looking for foreign aid do they ask Canada?  Open your eyes, the whole world knows who daddy is, whether you like it or not. 


Back on topic....the standards for getbig seem to have gone down a bit.

[G o a t b o y]

Canada tries to fly under the radar and hopes because they are close enough to us the won't get attacked.  For the most part that is True because It would be a little to close foe comfort and we won't allow it.   When countries are looking for foreign aid do they ask Canada?  Open your eyes, the whole world knows who daddy is, whether you like it or not. 

Exactly.  Canada lets us do all the dirty work that has to be done, reaps all the benefits since for all practical purposes they're US States 51-60, yet act like they're above it all. 

[Man of Steel]

Canada sucks bump

[realkarateblackbelt]

1.)  285lb bb @ 5% bf
2.)  bench 600lbs for reps
3.)  squat 800lbs for reps
4.)  professional cage fighter
5.)  powerlifter with world class lifts
6.)  multi-millionaire/billionaire
7.)  dating models/pornstars
8.)  enormous cock
9.)  24" arms
10.) Navy SEAL
11.) Hollywood film projects in the works
12.) don't own a camera

LMAO!!!!

[Marty Champions]

Epic "typewriter" on your desk.  Do you enjoy the clerical profession?

legendary typewriter for "off-line" documentation of monumental worldly happenings my son

[WOOO]

Canada sucks bump

refer to the fine looking ice-bunnies above

[realkarateblackbelt]

CANADIANS