I saw this guy in my neighborhood 2 wks ago with a full beard that could've made Billy Gibbons cry with envy.
I swear the thing was down below his waist!
The most shocking part of all of it was, ...he was a kid!
I had to turn around and ask him how old he was because he didn't look old enough to grow a beard that long.
Turns out he was 20. I said
"I guess you've just never shaved it then huh?" To my surprise, he and his friends just cracked up laughing, cause he had another one just like it, and shaved it off, and only started re-growing it 2 yrs ago. My jaw nearly hit the sidewalk. I was flabbergasted. Then he looked at me and winked and said
"What can I say... brown people are hairy." I could just imagine if he had taken off his turban what would have fallen out. the hair on his head might actually have hit the sidewalk.