The full Muscle Asylum line-up

[Mars]

If we can believe these beautiful words it must be two times as strong as anabolic steroids

[Hedgehog]

now thats the most ridiculous ad i have ever seen. what a bunch of cocksuckers.

You always gonna be my n***a.

[Mars]

You always gonna be my n***a.

what's the matter..

[Stark]

Caution: Keep out of reach of joggers, fitness enthusiasts, and wannabe bodybuilders. Do not store or use any highly pressurized containers or explosive materials within the vicinity of this product. Due to the overwhelmingly powerful effects of Altered State™, you may experience difficulty fitting into clothes, walking through doors, and avoiding attention.

[Man of Steel]

Ah wonderful, the new line of wallet-emptying placebos.........let the parade of dumdfvcks, schmoes and jerkoffs commence.

[dearth]

Hahahaha, OK bro. Geeze, sounds like you need to take a dump or some shit.

is that what these products that you are peddling are good for?

you should have called it
"monster dump fix - hardcore"

[kreator]

what a great way to spur the making of ''night of the living Dreamers''

[Stark]

With words like massive, devastating, shocking, crushing, obscene growth, extreme, I can just see all these 150lb monsters walking out the store with this shit.

Should be a success.

hahahaha

[bmuscle90]

Probably another one of those bs supplements you see in every page of a muscle magazine like muscle tech with all their garbage products like anator,cell mass,creakic,gakic,vapor,leukic, nitro tech, pump tech,cell tech,no9, aplodan, mesotech..etc.  All claim to add pounds of muscle.  Forget about these.. just eat real food to get big.

[The Squadfather]

This is probably my favorite. I can't wait to try it. 

ANABOLIC O.D.



Hybrid Muscle Mutating Post-Workout Composite*

Forces Obsessive-Compulsive Muscle Growth*
Provokes Vicious Episodes of Uncontrollable Strength*
Involuntary Growth of Muscle Tissue*
Triggers Satellite Cell Activation*


CHRONIC FRUIT PUNCH


USES: For individuals devoted to building 21-inch guns, growing a 50-inch chest, benching 4-plates, forcing yourself into an XXXL shirt, and living the life of a bodybuilding freakshow. After just one dose, the Anabolic Optimal Dose™ supplement overwhelms your damaged muscle cells for uncontrollable muscle mutation and expansion.* This is a molecularly altered matrix developed to activate satellite cells for involuntary growth or muscle tissue.* With each dose, you're one step closer to resembling a walking science experiment.

Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery and uptake for raw muscle growth.*

Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose™ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
For bodybuilding extremists only. Add one serving (1 scoop) to 6 oz. of cold water and mix. For frightening muscle growth, consume two servings of Anabolic Optimal Dose™ with 12 oz. of cold water immediately following your workout. Stay hydrated. Take this product with a hardcore bodybuilding diet and make sure you tear it up at the gym. Read the entire label before use and always follow directions.

 
   
   
 
 Serving Size  1 scoop(s) 
 Servings Per Container  30 
 
   
 


Warning:  Not intended for use by persons under 18. May cause flushing and itching. Do not use if you have had a myocardial infarction (heart attack). Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Consult a medical doctor before use if you have been treated for or diagnosed with, or have a family history of any medical condition, or if you are using any prescription or over-the-counter medication(s). Consult a medical doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Improper use of this product will not improve results and is not advised. Use only as directed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

The Anabolic O.D.™ trademark is owned by IML US Trademark Ltd.
All other trademarks are owned by their respective company and are used under license. US Patents Pending.
Distributed by Iovate Health Sciences USA Inc.
3850 Jeffrey Blvd Blasdell NY 14219
Made in the USA from international and domestic ingredients.
Protected by US Patent #6136339, 6100287, 6620425, 6861544, 5968544 & 6274161.
To view the Label you will need Adobe Acrobat Reader installed. You can download a free copy of the Adobe Acrobat Reader at: http://www.adobe.com/acrobat/readstep.html   
 

hahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

[Mars]

thats the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen.

[Master Blaster]

Finally I agree with WOO...


if i put an ADD up, it would be deleted in 5 secs...

Oh lordy lord, so now I am an official Muscle Asylum spokes person.  

You guys seem a little slow this weekend, cut back on the beers and get offline for awhile.  

[j3di3]

epic waste of money

[2ND COMING]

im torn between, 500 dbol for 40$ or a tub of ''chocolate rain'' protein for 40$

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

[G o a t b o y]

im torn between, 500 dbol for 40$ or a tub of ''chocolate rain'' protein for 40$

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Here's the hirearchy of uses for your $40, from most effective for bodybuilding success (1) to least effective (7):

1) 500 dbol
2) $40 worth of steak
3) spending it on a better pillow for better sleep
4) upgrading your gym membership to a better gym
5) investing in a higher-speed DSL so you can read anti-supp info on getbig faster
6) giving the money to some bum who will spend it on cheap burbon
7) buying the latest, greatest supplement hoping it will make you hyoooooge!


Hope this helps.

[dearth]

Oh lordy lord, so now I am an official Muscle Asylum spokes person.  

You guys seem a little slow this weekend, cut back on the beers and get offline for awhile.  

actually you're presenting yourself as dumbass for associating yourself the most idiotically marketed snake oil
in the history of bodybuilding.

whats next?  a "hardcore" line of these already fabulous products?

[Fatpanda]

hahaha

mistake no.1: Having labels that say things like - Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose™ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
 
mistake no.2: Advertising on getbig.

mistake no.3: thinking would actually fall for this shite, and buy it in droves.

could this be the greatest flop ever in the history of supplement lines?

[Monster81]

now thats the most ridiculous ad i have ever seen. what a bunch of cocksuckers.

how dum do these supp. companies really think we r 

[Vince B]

Being the leader in human evolution, Goodrum should know nutramolecular refers to guys who have CSN after their names. The MFT is the icing on the cake of pseudo-nutra-molecular evolution!

[kiwiol]

what's the matter..

Are you saying Hedgecock is gayer than JJ's arms before photoshop, Mars?

[Vince B]

Ron should hire Goodrum to post his stuff daily just to warm up the audience. At least his earnest concerns are worth a laugh.

Goodrum has no integrity. He lauds free weights because most muscleheads don't know any better. The dude trains at home doing pushups and light work on his Pilates apparatus. Hasn't anyone told him Joseph Pilates was some loony from the dark ages?

[Livewire]

I've read some of the labels of Muscle Asslum Products (M.A.P).

They seem intense.

I'm afraid if I take them, I might have some sort of Map rage and destroy my locker, kick a small animal, or smash a Pepsi can in my bare hands.

have any of you seen any such side effects from the products?

[gordiano]

I've read some of the labels of Muscle Asslum Products (M.A.P).

They seem intense.

I'm afraid if I take them, I might have some sort of Map rage and destroy my locker, kick a small animal, or smash a Pepsi can in my bare hands.

have any of you seen any such side effects from the products?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[240 is Back]

I'm the map, I'm the map.  I'm the map, I'm the map.

I'm the map.

[nycbull]

MAP should give all four and five star members at getbig free samples.