This is probably my favorite. I can't wait to try it.
ANABOLIC O.D.
Hybrid Muscle Mutating Post-Workout Composite*
Forces Obsessive-Compulsive Muscle Growth*
Provokes Vicious Episodes of Uncontrollable Strength*
Involuntary Growth of Muscle Tissue*
Triggers Satellite Cell Activation*
CHRONIC FRUIT PUNCH
USES: For individuals devoted to building 21-inch guns, growing a 50-inch chest, benching 4-plates, forcing yourself into an XXXL shirt, and living the life of a bodybuilding freakshow. After just one dose, the Anabolic Optimal Dose™ supplement overwhelms your damaged muscle cells for uncontrollable muscle mutation and expansion.* This is a molecularly altered matrix developed to activate satellite cells for involuntary growth or muscle tissue.* With each dose, you're one step closer to resembling a walking science experiment.
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery and uptake for raw muscle growth.*
Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose™ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
For bodybuilding extremists only. Add one serving (1 scoop) to 6 oz. of cold water and mix. For frightening muscle growth, consume two servings of Anabolic Optimal Dose™ with 12 oz. of cold water immediately following your workout. Stay hydrated. Take this product with a hardcore bodybuilding diet and make sure you tear it up at the gym. Read the entire label before use and always follow directions.
Serving Size 1 scoop(s)
Servings Per Container 30
Warning: Not intended for use by persons under 18. May cause flushing and itching. Do not use if you have had a myocardial infarction (heart attack). Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Consult a medical doctor before use if you have been treated for or diagnosed with, or have a family history of any medical condition, or if you are using any prescription or over-the-counter medication(s). Consult a medical doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Improper use of this product will not improve results and is not advised. Use only as directed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.
The Anabolic O.D.™ trademark is owned by IML US Trademark Ltd.
All other trademarks are owned by their respective company and are used under license. US Patents Pending.
Distributed by Iovate Health Sciences USA Inc.
3850 Jeffrey Blvd Blasdell NY 14219
Made in the USA from international and domestic ingredients.
Protected by US Patent #6136339, 6100287, 6620425, 6861544, 5968544 & 6274161.
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