TOP TEN WAYS THEY FIX THE OLYMPIA
1. Call a judges meeting the day before the show to strategize how they will justify
Cutler winning.
2. Flex photographers take contest photos of
Cutler filling the frame - everyone else is shot differently with less zoom. That way, when people compare photos, Cutler looks bigger and more detailed in each one, even though we know otherwise. Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
3. Judges agree not to not call out
Cutler against
Wolfe. Instead we get
Cutler v. Will Harris.4. Judges try to make us think this is 2006 all over again with
pointless Cutler-Coleman comparisons, as if either guy is worth calling out in the first round.
5. Dishonest publications do a sudden about-face from last year and decide that size is more important than conditioning. None of them explain how
Ruhl still fails to make top 10.
6. Flex Magazine reports that the show is between
Cutler and Martinez, describing Jay as "clearly the biggest competitor among the upper echelon competitors" -- whatever the fuck that means!
7. All of the so-called "writers" report their "predictions" during the show instead of a fair description of the total mockery we are witnessing. Only L
ift Studios has the
cojones to report that the show should be between
Victor and Dexter.
8. Photographer assistants are already reviewing photos to find ones where
Cutler is fully into pose and
Victor and Dexter are not.
9. Judges change scorecards with calculators to figure out how to set stage for Jay's "
come-from-behind" victory.
10. Judges tell Victor the contest "is all yours" on Friday night, so he can relax enough to allow Jay to "
sharpen up" enough to win on Saturday. Just watch.
In fact, the only thing weighing in Victor's favor is his close relationship with head judge Steve Weinberger and Steve's wife and fellow judge Bev Francis. This may come down to a behind-the-scenes battle between the judges and their lobbying of other judges.
And of course, MHP's (Vic's sponsor) Gerard Dente has probably been on the phone for the past 48 hours calling the judges and offering them all-expenses paid trips to the Caribbean.
"There are things....that go on...that people don't need to know."