Author Topic: OnlyMe Photos - he actually came to the Olympia!  (Read 74079 times)

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #125 on: September 30, 2007, 09:52:29 AM »
seriously...i hope he reads this..and doesn't dodge the boards after seeing this thread

if he doesn't loose weight soon he'll probably die before wolf becomes mr. olympia

When you get THAT fat, its time to make life changes, and not a workout/diet plan.  More like stop eating a box of whole eggs a day, or eating a 28oz steak for dinner every other day...small things
So true. He's a 50 year old man carrying 500lbs. I know guys who carry 320-340 and I tell them that they have, at best, a lifespan of 50-53 years if they don't make some real changes. His heart is just gonna implode. It is not built to do that much work.  :-\   

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #126 on: September 30, 2007, 09:55:55 AM »
thats going to a hell of a lot lose skin if he diets down to say 225

200 lb weightloss = sacks of skin


not that it will ever happen   :-\

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #127 on: September 30, 2007, 09:56:23 AM »
I still think Onlyme is smaller than Division

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #128 on: September 30, 2007, 10:01:40 AM »
I still think Onlyme is smaller than Division

Division trains for strength. He has no interest in looking good.
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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #129 on: September 30, 2007, 10:04:13 AM »
Division trains for strength. He has no interest in looking good.

Not good at all

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #130 on: September 30, 2007, 10:08:40 AM »
Not good at all

Those are his words, not mine. He thinks being able to lift heavy things is more important than looking halfway decent. To each their own. You think he could have beat Vince in a showdown? He does after all give advice about steroids.
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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #131 on: September 30, 2007, 01:10:51 PM »
wow 6 pages already?

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #132 on: September 30, 2007, 01:24:37 PM »
Keith... Get healthy man.


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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #133 on: September 30, 2007, 01:25:29 PM »
wow 6 pages already?

Squadfather - Keith mentions you in my interview with him.  8)
hahahahahhaa, you've gotta post it Ike, what was your reaction when you saw him?

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #134 on: September 30, 2007, 01:26:11 PM »
Keith... Get healthy man.



why don't you post a fs pic of yourself in this thread . . . take some of the pressure off onlyme.  ;)

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #135 on: September 30, 2007, 01:27:33 PM »
Has the crane extracted Onlyme from the Olympia expo yet?   ???

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #136 on: September 30, 2007, 01:28:03 PM »
Has the crane extracted Onlyme from the Olympia expo yet?   ???
hahahahahahaa.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #137 on: September 30, 2007, 01:36:54 PM »
Has the crane extracted Onlyme from the Olympia expo yet?   ???


Apparently, they were able to use a couple of industrial-sized fork lifts to get him loaded onto the bed of a flatbed semi.  He's now being transported to Long Beach so they can lash him to the deck of a cargo ship for his 2-week sail back to Hawaii.
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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #138 on: September 30, 2007, 01:38:18 PM »

Apparently, they were able to use a couple of industrial-sized fork lifts to get him loaded onto the bed of a flatbed semi.  He's now being transported to Long Beach so they can lash him to the deck of a cargo ship for his 2-week sail back to Hawaii.

thought he was moving to Vegas.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #139 on: September 30, 2007, 01:39:42 PM »
why don't you post a fs pic of yourself in this thread . . . take some of the pressure off onlyme.  ;)

It's on getbig already... he can find it too.

I'm sure your photo would be much more of a motivational tool though... I'm just an average guy.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #140 on: September 30, 2007, 01:40:41 PM »
I'm just an average guy.

don't be modest, little lord fauntleroy.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #141 on: September 30, 2007, 01:40:44 PM »

Apparently, they were able to use a couple of industrial-sized fork lifts to get him loaded onto the bed of a flatbed semi.  He's now being transported to Long Beach so they can lash him to the deck of a cargo ship for his 2-week sail back to Hawaii.
I figured they would burn him for oil Mid-Voyage to cut down on the ever rising cost of Maritime fuel.  Perhaps that is why El Gordo hasn't posted yet.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #142 on: September 30, 2007, 01:41:02 PM »
thought he was moving to Vegas.

It turns out that due to the sandy soil, Las Vegas building codes for residential dwelling foundations are not sufficient to safely support his weight.  Since the Vegas authorities could not guarantee his safety if he bought a house there, they insisted he return to Hawaii.
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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #143 on: September 30, 2007, 01:43:56 PM »
It turns out that due to the sandy soil, Las Vegas building codes for residential dwelling foundations are not sufficient to safely support his weight.  Since the Vegas authorities could not guarantee his safety if he bought a house there, they insisted he return to Hawaii.
Couple that with the fact that his whole route has to involve the avoidance of all bridges and overpasses.  The NTSB, National Transportation Safety Board, has been making Onlyme wear a designated patch proclaiming that he is a danger to all raised roadways.

It may take a little longer than expected for the Dump Truck to carry him home.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #144 on: September 30, 2007, 01:48:59 PM »
Onlyme...and the all you can eat buffet.

Incidentally, I bet Keith's fingers are so FAT, he has to type using a pencil.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #145 on: September 30, 2007, 01:50:33 PM »
hahahahahaha, he's so fat i had to take two trains and a bus just to get on his good side.

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #146 on: September 30, 2007, 01:51:30 PM »
wow 6 pages already?

Squadfather - Keith mentions you in my interview with him.  8)

Where is it?


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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #147 on: September 30, 2007, 01:55:52 PM »
don't be modest, little lord fauntleroy.

That's me!

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #148 on: September 30, 2007, 01:58:54 PM »

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Re: The photo you've been waiting for...ONLYME!
« Reply #149 on: September 30, 2007, 02:14:54 PM »
Onlyme...and morbid obesity. (this rhymed, btw)