It is quite hard to own yourself but this fatty at the gym did just that. There was this 300 pound tubby who was using a fukcing beach towel as her "workout towel" This thing was massive, probably 10 feet by 10 feet. She looked like a whale trying to dry herself off after her brutal sets of thigh abducters. We were all dying laughing in the gym. Almost everyone that saw her had to chuckle. This towel was massive. What a fatty loser.