On the contrary, El Mariachi probably knows what he's talking about here cause word is that he's squatted down in front of just about every man he comes across in Club Oyster
kristalnacht.
Kiwi are you saying that when El Mariachi heard the sperm bank had run dry and was desperately in need of donors asap, he said "no problem, you can pump me for some" and hurried right down there with a stomach pump in hand?
personally the best squatting tip for tall people that cant quite get low enough is to toss a 10lber under each ankle heel. It'll help
Hahahaha let's just say Mariachi is the kind of guy who emails 'Upskirt' porn sites and asks them if they have a separate section featuring hairy Scotsmen in kilts!
Uu uu uu i got all over vidgers on that one, you really shaken me up, im shivvering all over. Its not necesarry to lay a foul tong on me my friend. I could get upset and things could get out of hand. And then in selfdefence i could find out your adress and do something to you with my hatchet that you might not like. I aint your porch, baby buddy.
epic lines from Cape Fear.
If mariachi was alive in germany during hitlers reign he'd have been shot on site im sure
mars are you implying that mariachi's night on the town with "the boys" usually ends up in "kristalnacht," or Night of Shattered Ass?
Tip of the day:Your physique sucks.
impossible, he would fall in if he tried to do that.
You will pay for this fatfather, its about time i do some voodoo stuff on u.
Funny idea but isnt that a little morbid/weird? BTW epic girly man hands
HEY YOUR MOVING UP FAST ON MY LIST OF MY NUTHANGERS, YOU SURE YOU DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ME? JUST ONE BUTTON TO PUSH FROM HERE SIR, BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.
i'm terrified.
You're one very weird guy.
dont look so serious, im doing you a favor, on your journey of becoming getbig's king, just keeping you alive, is that a donut you holding in your hands?
no but i'll be pounding your mom's chocolate donut tonight.
dont worry bro i dont know voodoo stuff.
