Author Topic: GETBGGR IS WORLDS STRONGEST MAN!REGULARLY SMASHES WRLD RECORDS WHILE GARDENING!!  (Read 3147 times)

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WHAT A BEAST!!!!

much to the angst of the haters here...i did manage to lift a 590 pound landscaping stone and move it from the curb where the landscapers dropped it off to the garden at my parents house about about 40-50 feet away from where i picked it up.



Heres The World Record Atlas Stone Lift of 522 pounds for reference

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Similar to my friend, whos dad used to bench 800lb for reps (yes 800 for reps) in his basement but has never competed cos he "doesnt want the hassle"  ::)

Army of One

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Similar to my friend, whos dad used to bench 800lb for reps (yes 800 for reps) in his basement but has never competed cos he "doesnt want the hassle"  ::)

Hey maybe he's like Clark Kent and wants to keep his alter ego to himself, dont hate

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this was not an atlas stone, it was a landscaping rock about 4 to 5 inches wide, it was an awkward shape and the way i did it was easy.  Once i stood it up on one end, it was about 5 feet tall.  I got low, let the rock lean into me and used the momentum to get it off the ground.  Leverage is everything.  Theres no way i could clean lift a 500lb atlas stone off the ground but i may be able to hold one if it was say....at chest height and rolling it off the back of a truck.  Next time i go to florida to visit ill take a fuckin picture for you haters.





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this was not an atlas stone, it was a landscaping rock about 4 to 5 inches wide, it was an awkward shape and the way i did it was easy.  Once i stood it up on one end, it was about 5 feet tall.  I got low, let the rock lean into me and used the momentum to get it off the ground.  Leverage is everything.  Theres no way i could clean lift a 500lb atlas stone off the ground but i may be able to hold one if it was say....at chest height and rolling it off the back of a truck.  Next time i go to florida to visit ill take a fuckin picture for you haters.


How do you know it weighed 590 lbs?






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thats what was on the receipt from the landscaping company they bought the rock from
they paid for it by the pound.

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this was not an atlas stone, it was a landscaping rock about 4 to 5 inches wide, it was an awkward shape and the way i did it was easy.  Once i stood it up on one end, it was about 5 feet tall.  I got low, let the rock lean into me and used the momentum to get it off the ground.  Leverage is everything.  Theres no way i could clean lift a 500lb atlas stone off the ground but i may be able to hold one if it was say....at chest height and rolling it off the back of a truck.  Next time i go to florida to visit ill take a fuckin picture for you haters.






Of course you did ::)

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thats what was on the receipt from the landscaping company they bought the rock from
they paid for it by the pound.


Good comeback.  ;D

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this was not an atlas stone, it was a landscaping rock about 4 to 5 inches wide, it was an awkward shape and the way i did it was easy.  Once i stood it up on one end, it was about 5 feet tall.  I got low, let the rock lean into me and used the momentum to get it off the ground.  Leverage is everything.  Theres no way i could clean lift a 500lb atlas stone off the ground but i may be able to hold one if it was say....at chest height and rolling it off the back of a truck.  Next time i go to florida to visit ill take a fuckin picture for you haters.



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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im 6'4" 260-270 pounds and i've been strength training for a while.  Why is it so unreasonable that i can move something thats just over twice my own weight?  Shit i've seen a 900 pound man walk on his own two feet.   Thats like a 300 pound man lifting 600 pounds.  You know that fat fuck isnt in shape or exercising regularly....forget about strength training....but he can still walk.  Its all about how the weight is dispersed and leveraged.


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im 6'4" 260-270 pounds and i've been strength training for a while.  Why is it so unreasonable that i can move something thats just over twice my own weight?  Shit i've seen a 900 pound man walk on his own two feet.   Thats like a 300 pound man lifting 600 pounds.  You know that fat fuck isnt in shape or exercising regularly....forget about strength training....but he can still walk.  Its all about how the weight is dispersed and leveraged.



*insert keg drainer crossed arm pic* That will shut em all up. Kids a beast

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Shit i've seen a 900 pound man walk on his own two feet.   Thats like a 300 pound man lifting 600 pounds.  You know that fat fuck isnt in shape or exercising regularly....



Leave "onlyme" out of this.

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Leave "onlyme" out of this.

Hahahaha! 

Assuming this rock is about 100 lbs per cubic foot, you moved a 5 foot tall, 4-5 inch foot wide, and roughly 3 foot long (length x width x height) 590 lb rock from the ground?  This is basically like moving a tall, large tombstone.....I could believe this one.  Not sure if I do, but I could believe it.

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WHAT A BEAST!!!!


Heres The World Record Atlas Stone Lift of 522 pounds for reference

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA, RON.....

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hahahahhaa, i wish i could post "kegdrainer's" picture but he took it down like a little coward. :D

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hahahahhaa, i wish i could post "kegdrainer's" picture but he took it down like a little coward. :D

I especially enjoyed his framed Wal-Mart employee of the month certificate on his wall   ;D

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I especially enjoyed his framed Wal-Mart employee of the month certificate on his wall   ;D
hhahahahha, epic triple chin, 14 inch pasty smooth arms, county jail tattoos and shit eating grin.

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Keg is also a genius and a millionaire though. Lets not sell him short.

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Keg is also a genius and a millionaire though. Lets not sell him short.

The Employee Of The Month Framed Picture is a big deal amongst the Millionaire Directors of Walmart

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Similar to my friend, whos dad used to bench 800lb for reps (yes 800 for reps) in his basement but has never competed cos he "doesnt want the hassle"  ::)

HAHAHHHHHAAAHHAHAHAH so good  :D :D :D :D


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hhahahahha, epic triple chin, 14 inch pasty smooth arms, county jail tattoos and shit eating grin.

youre the one whos too much of a pussy to post a pic of yourself.  Im a beast and youre obviously jealous and sweating my nuts.  Whats it like living with your parents at 26 years old and eating mac n cheese every day squad?

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Keg, just give it up. Nobody believes you, so stop trying to qualify yourself.

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He took last place in the international strongmen contest. Worlds strongest man my ass.

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I can lift a beer keg, bitch.