Let's face it. Shawna is a busy bitch these days. He had to sell himself to the losers at MD for whatever he could get and he's got to spend time talking to Blechwoman for phone sex (clause 69, part 1 of the MD contract) and then he'll have to somehow explain to Palumbo and Romano why he ridiculed the shit out of them for the last few years but that's OK now and he'll have to trade tranny stories with Valvolino. Whew, I get tired just thinking about it.
So, I thought we should help him select the appropriate screen name he'll lurk under here at GB and try to defend himself and MD. Of course, I mean additional screen names, right Mad Nickels (aka Shawna)?
Ok, OK, I'll start and you guys can join in.
Sashas Bitch
Tranny Banger
I Like Penises
Reach Around Champ
Phony Christian
Bornagain Jackass
Cheap Scumbag
Yesterdays News
Cant Stop Talking
Momma Took the Rap
Coke, Son