Would you want to be President of the U.S.?

[Butterbean]

If so, why?

[Decker]

Yes.  B/c of the chicks.

[Hugo Chavez]

yes, put a stop to this NWO rule the world bullshit and get back to a country that respects the sovereignty of nations.  I would have us become a country that seeks partnerships and uses diplomacy, not dictates it's will by force and bribes...

[Eyeball Chambers]

yes, put a stop to this NWO rule the world bullshit and get back to a country that respects the sovereignty of nations.  I would have us become a country that seeks partnerships and uses diplomacy, not dictates it's will by force and bribes...

OK Ron Paul....
















 

[Hugo Chavez]

oh and I would legalize most drugs.  Increase sentenses for violent criminals and get criminals who are in for petty stuff, things like taking steroids or smoking weed out.  I would go hard after the meth problem with force by addressing poverty and the disappearing middle class.

[Hugo Chavez]

OK Ron Paul....
















 

actually I've been saying this stuff before I knew who ron paul was.

[Eyeball Chambers]

I'm kidding, I've heard you say these great things since I started posting on the Political Board.

[Camel Jockey]

Yes, to be the most powerful man on earth and wear nice suits.

[Eyeball Chambers]

Yes, to be the most powerful man on earth and wear nice suits.

You know he gets premium cocaine as well.....

[Hugo Chavez]

I'm kidding, I've heard you say these great things since I started posting on the Political Board.

thanks Benfun, been a fan of your posts too!

[OzmO]

not exactly in order.


-  The women.
-  Baptizing the oval office, and every other room in the white house including all the closets
-  Find out about Alien contact
-  to have the biggest entourage in the world
-  to brag about it on the getbig board
-  to hang out at camp David and plot my rise to supreme ruler of the whole planet
-  to change the holiday system around
-  to put neo-cons in concentration camps
-  to make liberals keep score in soccer
-  to change day light savings time back to when it used to start
-  to  make south park produce more episodes each year
-  to legalize pot but make meth sales and manufacturing punishable by death
-  to have the power to host my own game show
-  to outlaw Paris Hilton from any publicity or ownership of a dog
-  Make Ann Coulter officially recognized as a man
-  Put Rush in the Tora Bora mountains with a case of his show on cd
-  did i mention the women?


Other than that i'd do my best to be responsible and not abuse my power.   

[Camel Jockey]

You know he gets premium cocaine as well.....

hahahahaha  

I'd have my own chef! I

I would invite whores into my oval office... I'd fuck them on my fine maple desk.

Then I'd get high and plant marijuana seeds in the white house garden.

I'd push for legalizing and taxation of drugs, and maybe even put drugs under the control of the government.. I'd be a good source of revenue, and would ease up the prison population and the tax burden. I'd flex in front of congress and they would cower under my will.

I'd put a weight room in the white house basement and in airforce one.

[headhuntersix]

Sure...no foreign aid until a full review was done. Welfare reformed so u have to work to get paid/massive public works programs. Reinstate Federal service/draft program. Deport all foreign nationals in prison immediatly. Get rid of No Child left behind. Restrict Congressional oversight of our Intel agencies as well as double their budgets. U libs can have a hot war or a cold war where we remove problems before they exist, but u can't have both. Streamline the DOD and enlarge the Services...thats in the first week.

[headhuntersix]

And no more of this championship team visiting the White House carp..if Boston teams don't win, then nobody gets to visit. I'd have my own box at all Pats home games. Military no longer pays taxes 10 year minium service. Berserk goes to a camp.....oh wait i didn't say that.

[ToxicAvenger]

yes..

i'd visit groom lake ....nevada...graceland.. .area 51...which the govt still denies officially still exists..

[Mad Nickels]

seems like a stressful job.

[boonasty]

Yes.  B/c of the chicks.

makes sense

[240 is Back]

anyone remember Harry Browne?

Libertarian candidate 2000.

[Nordic Superman]

oh and I would legalize most drugs.  Increase sentenses for violent criminals and get criminals who are in for petty stuff, things like taking steroids or smoking weed out.  I would go hard after the meth problem with force by addressing poverty and the disappearing middle class.

You'd legalise most drugs, meth not being one?

Would u legalise heroin, crack, coke etc?

[Hugo Chavez]

You'd legalise most drugs, meth not being one?

Would u legalise heroin, crack, coke etc?

The one I know for sure would go would be meth.  It's clear the there is no such thing as a recreational meth user.  They're a destroyed shell of themselves in a very short time.  They might as well be recreational bleach drinkers

[Nordic Superman]

The one I know for sure would go would be meth.  It's clear the there is no such thing as a recreational meth user.  They're a destroyed shell of themselves in a very short time.  They might as well be recreational bleach drinkers

What about heroin/crack?

[Mr. Cortisol]

The one I know for sure would go would be meth.  It's clear the there is no such thing as a recreational meth user.  They're a destroyed shell of themselves in a very short time.  They might as well be recreational bleach drinkers

so what.  if their stupid enough to drink bleach or use meth, i say let darwinism do its job 

[Dos Equis]

not exactly in order.


-  The women.
-  Baptizing the oval office, and every other room in the white house including all the closets
-  Find out about Alien contact
-  to have the biggest entourage in the world
-  to brag about it on the getbig board
-  to hang out at camp David and plot my rise to supreme ruler of the whole planet
-  to change the holiday system around
-  to put neo-cons in concentration camps
-  to make liberals keep score in soccer
-  to change day light savings time back to when it used to start
-  to  make south park produce more episodes each year
-  to legalize pot but make meth sales and manufacturing punishable by death
-  to have the power to host my own game show
-  to outlaw Paris Hilton from any publicity or ownership of a dog
-  Make Ann Coulter officially recognized as a man
-  Put Rush in the Tora Bora mountains with a case of his show on cd
-  did i mention the women?


Other than that i'd do my best to be responsible and not abuse my power.   

lol.   

[Dos Equis]

makes sense

But didn't Bill also sleep with a former Miss USA (or something like that)? 

[Dos Equis]

Although it makes my list of top four jobs in the country, I wouldn't want it because of the constant death threats. 

But if I were president for a day, I would declare martial law for a day and:

- Take over the NFL and eliminate the salary cap.
- Fire the Yorks and bring back Eddie DeBartolo to coach the Niners.
- Hire someone to punch Mitch Kupchak in the mouth for drafting Brian Cook over Josh Howard and Leandro Barbosa, then fire Mitch and bring back Jerry West. 
- Eliminate the income tax. 
- Round up those responsible for the "NFL Network," waterboard them, and then lock them up. 
- Require video cameras in all auto repair shops.