knny go rescue the turkeys.

[Al-Gebra]

there's a bunch of live ones stranded on 99 near fresno after the big accident.  you should get there by tonight and be able to provide them w better care than they're currently receiving.

it's part of 'respecting teh paw.'

[Butterbean]

would that be 'respecting teh claw?'

[Al-Gebra]

i suppose that would be better. i hope knny's silence means that he's already fulfilling the weighty obligations that come along w being "teh claw" on the getbig pet board.

[Geo]

there's a bunch of live ones stranded on 99 near fresno after the big accident. 

they're doomed if they ever actually journey into fresno city limits.....


they'll die of boredom !

[~flower~]

   I'm gonna get a turkey for Tad for Thanksgiving.  He can go inside it and eat his way out.

           

[Butterbean]

   I'm gonna get a turkey for Tad for Thanksgiving.  He can go inside it and eat his way out.

           

Film!!

Film it! 

[~flower~]

Film!!

Film it! 

 
   It will take him quite a few days (weeks?) to eat 20 pounds of turkey!!     

[Al-Gebra]

 
   It will take him quite a few days (weeks?) to eat 20 pounds of turkey!!     

it's a well-documented fact that dogs can eat up to 100% of their weight in thanksgiving turkey. 

ask anybody who's had their turkey completely scarfed b/c they left it unguarded.

[~flower~]

  He's only 6 pounds.  He once ate part of Emmett's breakfast and boy was he full!!   He lay on his side and he couldn't even put his leg down!! He was ROTUND!!    I was afraid he was going to bloat or something, but he didn't. 

  He seriously would eat himself to death if he could.      

[Geo]

  He's only 6 pounds.  He once ate part of Emmett's breakfast and boy was he full!!   He lay on his side and he couldn't even put his leg down!! He was ROTUND!!    I was afraid he was going to bloat or something, but he didn't. 

  He seriously would eat himself to death if he could.      

this is a thread about turkeys in fresno NOT dogs with stupid names in New York !

[~flower~]

this is a thread about turkeys in fresno NOT dogs with stupid names in New York !

  I'm offering to take a Fresno turkey!!  

[CalvinH]

We have 3 wild turkeys that cruise around my neighborhood.
I live near a main road so its weird,you drive down the street and see em hanging out by the bank,in front of a gas station. the owners of the diner on the can almost hand feed em.