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Al-Gebra

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knny go rescue the turkeys.
« on: November 03, 2007, 04:19:59 PM »
there's a bunch of live ones stranded on 99 near fresno after the big accident.  you should get there by tonight and be able to provide them w better care than they're currently receiving.

it's part of 'respecting teh paw.'

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 05:00:11 PM »
would that be 'respecting teh claw?'
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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 05:10:42 PM »

i suppose that would be better. i hope knny's silence means that he's already fulfilling the weighty obligations that come along w being "teh claw" on the getbig pet board.

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 07:35:08 PM »
there's a bunch of live ones stranded on 99 near fresno after the big accident. 

they're doomed if they ever actually journey into fresno city limits.....


they'll die of boredom !

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 08:29:08 AM »

   I'm gonna get a turkey for Tad for Thanksgiving.  He can go inside it and eat his way out.

           ;D

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 01:15:19 PM »
   I'm gonna get a turkey for Tad for Thanksgiving.  He can go inside it and eat his way out.

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Film!!

Film it!  ;D
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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 01:17:07 PM »
Film!!

Film it!  ;D

 
   It will take him quite a few days (weeks?) to eat 20 pounds of turkey!!     ;D

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 01:19:13 PM »
 
   It will take him quite a few days (weeks?) to eat 20 pounds of turkey!!     ;D

it's a well-documented fact that dogs can eat up to 100% of their weight in thanksgiving turkey. 

ask anybody who's had their turkey completely scarfed b/c they left it unguarded.

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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 01:23:48 PM »

  He's only 6 pounds.  He once ate part of Emmett's breakfast and boy was he full!!   He lay on his side and he couldn't even put his leg down!! He was ROTUND!!    I was afraid he was going to bloat or something, but he didn't. 

  He seriously would eat himself to death if he could.
   :-\   

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 06:15:42 PM »

  He's only 6 pounds.  He once ate part of Emmett's breakfast and boy was he full!!   He lay on his side and he couldn't even put his leg down!! He was ROTUND!!    I was afraid he was going to bloat or something, but he didn't. 

  He seriously would eat himself to death if he could.
   :-\   

this is a thread about turkeys in fresno NOT dogs with stupid names in New York !

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2007, 08:31:03 AM »
this is a thread about turkeys in fresno NOT dogs with stupid names in New York !

  I'm offering to take a Fresno turkey!!   :D

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Re: knny go rescue the turkeys.
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 11:34:37 AM »
We have 3 wild turkeys that cruise around my neighborhood.
I live near a main road so its weird,you drive down the street and see em hanging out by the bank,in front of a gas station. the owners of the diner on the can almost hand feed em.