1. Shadow boxers. One guy at my gym always walks up to greet his buddy, puts up his fists and throws a combo and then jukes side to side.
2. Wrist/BB curls in the squat rack.
3. People who talk non-stop and never lift a weight.
4. Groups of thugs lifting like they are in the prison yard and grunt/bark like they are in a DMX video.
5. Half reps on every lift.
6. Putting dumbellls back in wrong place or not at all.
DON'T HATE! hahahah
dumbbells man....and not racking weights. I have a hard enough time racking and unracking my own shit without having to do other people's work for them.
people wanting to work in..but can't work with the same weights and aren't willing to help you unrack and rerack weights every set. So now I just tell people to either wait or come back and see me when they're stronger. A few guys get a kick out of it but one guy actually complained I was taking too long to do my workout. HAHAHA and he wantd to do his barbell wrist curls off the spot bars in the rack and was bitching i was in there benching.
the thug'd out mr. hardass in his matching yellow EVERYTHING that stares as me while I work out in the mirrors but won't say shit when I ask him if he likes what he sees or if he has any advice for me.
people that stare in general
people that try to talk to you while you have your headphones in and are obviously in the middle of a set
people giving advice that are half your size
when i go to the water fountain 20 feet away between sets for a drink and someone moves my shit from a station I'm obviously working in and just starts working like I wasn't even there.
MOTHER FUCKERS JUMP ROPING IN THE FREE WEIGHT AREA!!! TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE EMPTY STUDIO!
people that continuously stand infront of the weight racks and the weights YOU need while doing their sets but don't move between them so you can get your shit. I've had to practically scream EXCUSE ME to get a few mother fuckers to move.
people that bitch about dropping weight when a 600+lb deadlift is going to make some noise when you put it down even when you're still holding onto it.
The nasty bitches that should put on some clothes that don't show off how much fat they LOST and the skin they didn't.
The old bitches that dress skankier than their 16 year old daughter trolling the gym for guys.
Gym staff that aren't on teh same page with each other..one person will say you can do this and another will say you don't.
trying to tell me i need a new key card because my old one isn't working...when you just scanned it.
NO I DON'T WANT TO ADD A FAMILY MEMBER TO MY MEMBERSHIP!
people who chalk EVERYTHING. You shouldn't have grip issues ON CABLE CROSS OVERS!
don't ask me if it's heavy...if it looks like alot of weight..it is.
Jokingly asking me if I can fit any more weight on a machine....obviously not or there would be.
That joke got old the first week I was in there..and it's still not funny a year later.
I could do this all day
