1. Never forget you are God's gift to this forum.
2. Challenge people to post a pic; that's how you get the ball rolling.
3. If they are really big, tell them they are fat.
4. If they are are really ripped, rip on them for being small.
5. Logic is not a requirement for winning; only the ability to post more and have more gimmicks and "friends" than the other guy.
6. When you are really desperate, start trying to dig up skeletons on the guy.
7. Once you have gone to step 6, you will be viewed as a insane stalker, you will need to bury these people's posts with EVEN more posts. Quantity is the key here; do not be ashamed to respond to your own posts.
8. Posting all day and night (even on weekends) is a what it takes to make your mark (BE DEDICATED)
9. When your not quite sure what to do insult someone's family or challenge their sexuality. Be Creative! (c/o Darth Muscle)
10. Use really big words; don't worry too much about what they mean, close is good enough. The more syllables the better. (c/o steelpegasus)
11. Develop a man crush on your favorite bodybuilder. Prepare by getting massive amounts of photos to debate with other posters with heart strings for different pros. This will be your single biggest tool to building a post count. (c/o truegrit)
12. If your girlfriend is super hot; post pictures of her. Get a few second opinions on this fact before posting. If she isn't find a close friend who is very hot. Get your friend to take some pictures of you two horsing around next time she is really drunk. Post those. (c/o Steelpegasus)
13. Focus on your strengths. You may not have a lot of muscle but maybe you own purebreed dogs! Thoughtful utilization of these facts can make you seem superior.
14. Don't show any weakness in pictures. The worse you look the dimmer the lights should be. Be creative.
15. If you've identified another poster as your arch nemesis and know he has information on you, or extraordinarily insightful powers of perception so as to have entirely broken down and identified your whole ill-conceived agenda here on Getbig beyond even your own conscious understanding, be sure to attack as many of his fringe interests as possible in as many unrelated threads as possible as a substitute for taking him head-on which might kind of half-assly make you feel like you're not completely his bitch in the meantime...but be very careful not to directly attack him, for fear of his finally saying fuck it and owning your ass into oblivion; i.e. his laying down the psychological hammer on your trolling dumb ass prompting people to exclaim such things as, "he won't recover," forcing your handle to go idle for a period of weeks or even months, and your having to adopt a new gimmick when you eventually do come back with a different angle of attack. (c/o mcjeff)
anybody got something to add?
