PUMPHARD: A Life in Shambles

[PANDAEMONIUM]

The "man's" life in "his" own words.

Acts like a crybaby when Lee Priest won't pay attention to him:

Thanks for the response, I appreciate it.  One question, how come Lee doesn't respond to me?

Hey Lee,  I don't understand........you respond to people mocking and making fun of you, but you won't respond to someone who truly is looking for some advice.  Go figure.

The fat slob can't stick to a diet.

Lee can u please tell me how many cheat meals you recommend when dieting? 

So, eating that much junk food on a cheat won't make your fall behind too much?

A true bodybuilding schmoe.  Which is funny considering he is morbidly obese:

Why!  What have you done in life?  Can u compare to Lee?

Just finished watching the dvd, great job, very entertaining.  The question is about when you said that it's good to cheat sometimes through your diet.  I'm dieting right now and I would like to know how many times should you cheat in a lets say a week?  Also, should it be a whole day of cheating or just a meal? 

P.S.  can't wait for next months dvd, it'll help kill time up here in our long winters in Canada........Cheers!

P.S.S  Would love to know when you will be in Canada? 

WTF!!!!??

P.S.  can't wait for next months dvd, it'll help kill time up here in our long winters in Canada

Ok....?

Even though I am Canadian, I am still pro American.  I love your country, some of your policies, and your hardline stance against crime. 

Uh....you do know we have very tough laws against pedophilia

A special thanks to those responsible for scaring off Lee Priest.  We had a pro bodybuilder here, giving us his insight without any attitude.  We lost a straighforward guy, who told it like it is.  Now we have to read how some fat, out of shape lifter, feels about the sport. 

Oh, the irony! 

[chaos]

AABANANAJAGAHGAHAAGAAAAA!!!!!! Put a fork in milky tits........he's finished.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

AABANANAJAGAHGAHAAGAAAAA!!!!!! Put a fork in milky tits........he's finished.

haha, this is self-ownage at its finest...hold on, I think we need a Part II...

[Master Blaster]

Fuckin' A, you've outdone yourself Pandaemonium.  

You Know, I knew something was missing as I was about to head home from "work." That first brewski is gonna feel that much sweeter.

[chaos]

hold on, I think we need a Part II...

There can't possibly be more......

[PANDAEMONIUM]

We should have seen his pedophilia coming....it was there all along and we didn't see it:

I guess you hate him because he busted you for diddling a 12 year old.

Sounds like somebody is just a wee bit too into Jay Cutler

Whatever the outcome at the 06 Olympia, all I can say is that Jay is probably the hardest working bodybuilder out there.  I have been following his career for awhile now, and I believe nobody puts out the effort that he does.  Nobody diets as long, and hard as him.  He stays focused all year round.  Heck, last year he got back in to training hard for 06, right after the 05 Olympia.  Jay, good luck on your training, and remember, you've been going up against the best bodybuilder of all time, and it's always hard to knock down the champion. 

More diet cheating.  No wonder this slob is so disgustingly overweight:

Does he ever cheat when he's dieting seriously?

Wants to knows Lee's diet....as if he would actually follow a diet

Can u give us a rundown of your diet?

The bodybuilding schmoe and his magazines:

Which bb magazine do you guys think is the best one out there?  How's Planet Muscle, is it worth buying?

I can honestly say I have NEVER said this about another dude before....

he looks awesome............

[Master Blaster]

BOOOOOM!

http://www.budsmack.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=bVank6EQ3bg5oSUj1ENTha

[pumphard]

Hey panda, Im glad you put aside a few hours of your busy schedule of surfing pedo sites, to research my past post from over 2 years ago.  I must have really fvcked up your head for you to devout that much time and effort in it.........hahahahah.... .....I guess I probably did mess up your head that bad........I hope you dont end up doing anything stupid........hahahahah

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Hey panda, Im glad you put aside a few hours of your busy schedule of surfing pedo sites, to research my past post from over 2 years ago.  I must have really fvcked up your head for you to devout that much time and effort in it.........hahahahah.... .....I guess I probably did mess up your head that bad........I hope you dont end up doing anything stupid........hahahahah

"devout"

[chaos]

"devout"

de·vout· (di vo̵ut′)

adjective

very religious; pious
showing reverence
earnest; sincere; heartfelt

[pumphard]

"devout"

only a nerd would point out a spelling mistake

[mass 04]

only a nerd would point out a spelling mistake

only an uneducated pedophile would make a spelling mistake. Especially with a spell check 3 inches below the post. Were you distracted because you were flipping through the t.v. and stumbled on the Disney Channel?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

only an uneducated pedophile would make a spelling mistake. Especially with a spell check 3 inches below the post. Were you distracted because you were flipping through the t.v. and stumbled on the Disney Channel?

OWNED

[chaos]

only an uneducated pedophile would make a spelling mistake. Especially with a spell check 3 inches below the post. Were you distracted because you were flipping through the t.v. and stumbled on the Disney Channel?

HAHAHAHHAAAA

[pumphard]

only an uneducated pedophile would make a spelling mistake. Especially with a spell check 3 inches below the post. Were you distracted because you were flipping through the t.v. and stumbled on the Disney Channel?

only an anal geek with no pic would be so worried about a spelling error on a board

[pumphard]

HAHAHAHHAAAA

how does this catch you..............CHAOS: A Life of Garbage

[mass 04]

only an anal geek with no pic would be so worried about a spelling error on a board

do you cruise the halls of high schools asking young boys going to the library if they're "anal geeks"?

[Havenbull]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  plumptard on the edge of suicide.  glad to hear he loves america so much

Well done PAND I couldn't stop laughing

this guy is toast

 

[pumphard]

OWNED

there goes that nerd talk again

[pumphard]

do you cruise the halls of high schools asking young boys going to the library if they're "anal geeks"?

easy with ther anal talk, havenbulls getting all excited

[pumphard]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  plumptard on the edge of suicide.  glad to hear he loves america so much

Well done PAND I couldn't stop laughing

this guy is toast

 

why would I commit suicide and miss teasing you geeks..............

[chaos]

how does this catch you..............CHAOS: A Life of Garbage

Interesting, it would be a fairy tale though, as my life has not been and doesn't look to be in the near future, garbage.

[pumphard]

Interesting, it would be a fairy tale though, as my life has not been and doesn't look to be in the near future, garbage.

or.................CHAOS: Life In A Trailer

[chaos]

or.................CHAOS: Life In A Trailer

As in a movie trailer?!?!??! Sweet

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Pumphard on watching a "certain" kind of porn before workouts:

I swear by it.  It makes me focused and full of energy for my workouts.

Is love in the air?  You be the judge:

I think Ronnie is very charismatic, I thought he was very funny in his video. 

The internet tough guy at it again.  By the way, what does "bullboards" mean?

Not to defend King, but, he's the one calling you guys on, and what are you guys doing?  It's easy to bad month someone in a bullboards, I wanna see you guys back it up.

Wonder what it's like to work your abs but to never have the hope of seeing them

I split my routine between 5 days............right now i do  :

Monday -  Chest, Abs
Tuesday -  Back, Calves
Wednesday - Legs
Thursday - Shoukders, Traps
friday  -  Arms

What do you guys think? 
 

This idiot asks Lee Priest about his diet, now he's asking him about tires.  Obsessed, anyone?

Lee, what kind of street tires do u recommend?  I use to have a 1993 anniversary editon vette, I went through a dozen of different tires.  the ones I preferred best were Bridgestone and Perrelli.  I thought Goodyear were crap.  Wore out too easily.  What do u think of Yokohama, had any expierence with them?   

Don't even know what to do with this one

What I wanna know is, do you guys go often to the bathroom when asleep at night?

HAHAHAH, TOO MUCH information:

Does it interrupt your sleep when you have to go to the washroom?  My high water intake causes me to wake up twice in the night to pee.

Ok, check out this thread:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80686.msg1149750#msg1149750

Pumphard claims his chiropractor told him to be careful with lifting because of his heart.  Riiiiiight, like his supermorbid obesity had nothing to do with her advice...