I am a bodybuilding biochemist.
Women's magazines make me want to retch, wedding's are great cause you can eat a lot of food and get drunk for free.

My dream marriage is in Vegas by an Elvis Impersonator.
I dress down when I go out to clubs, cause I go to dance and I don't want to be bothered with getting hit on.
I also love MMA, have gone to quite a few fights (mind you last time I was a ring girl).
A lot of my mates are men.
I don't know where you guys are looking, but most of my girlfriends are also super cool, intelligent and funky.
There are great women out there, you just have to find them.