Author Topic: FAT PEOPLE (Read 2320 times)

shiftedShapes · « **on:** December 17, 2007, 01:59:26 PM »

make stinkier shits. We have a guy on my floor who is definitely over 400 pounds and he stinks up the bathroom several times a day.

Have any of you been plagued by these massive shit factories stinking up your public restrooms?

Stark · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:00:29 PM »

Its absolutely true, when ever I go all out and eat burgers drink coke and all that shit my shit smells horrendous.

Havenbull · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Stark on December 17, 2007, 02:00:29 PM

Its absolutely true, when ever I go all out and eat burgers drink coke and all that shit my shit smells horrendous.

Because its been pushed in so far?

dan18 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:04:13 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on December 17, 2007, 02:02:32 PM

Because its been pushed in so far?

yawn Is there something havenbull..

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:04:23 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on December 17, 2007, 01:59:26 PM

make stinkier shits. We have a guy on my floor who is definitely over 400 pounds and he stinks up the bathroom several times a day.

Have any of you been plagued by these massive shit factories stinking up your public restrooms?

How is your mother?

ta ta

Havenbull · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:05:17 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 17, 2007, 02:04:13 PM

yawn Is there something havenbull..

what? I'm not allowed to ask questions?

dan18 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on December 17, 2007, 02:05:17 PM

what? I'm not allowed to ask questions?

You know damn well he gets his shit pushed in why bring back bad memories

DK II · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:11:59 PM »

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=130040.0

emn1964 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:25:39 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on December 17, 2007, 02:02:32 PM

Because its been pushed in so far?

LMAO!!! Damn that just struck me as funny

Stu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:34:09 PM »

Quote from: emn1964 on December 17, 2007, 02:25:39 PM

LMAO!!! Damn that just struck me as funny

hahaha, me too

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #10 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on December 17, 2007, 02:04:23 PM

How is your mother?

ta ta

under 105 lbs and not the 400 + dude on my floor. Thanks for asking though

JasonH · « **Reply #11 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:43:11 PM »

There's a fat guy at my work who must easily weigh over 300lbs.

I walk past his desk every day and I swear it stinks of piss in his vicinity - anyone else ever experience a really fat person who also stinks of piss?

Stu · « **Reply #12 on:** December 17, 2007, 03:06:19 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on December 17, 2007, 02:43:11 PM

There's a fat guy at my work who must easily weigh over 300lbs.

I walk past his desk every day and I swear it stinks of piss in his vicinity - anyone else ever experience a really fat person who also stinks of piss?

this is crying out for an "only your mother" type response

Deadpool · « **Reply #13 on:** December 17, 2007, 03:11:20 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on December 17, 2007, 02:43:11 PM

There's a fat guy at my work who must easily weigh over 300lbs.

I walk past his desk every day and I swear it stinks of piss in his vicinity - anyone else ever experience a really fat person who also stinks of piss?

ew.

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #14 on:** December 17, 2007, 04:06:05 PM »

I've found that european shit smells far worse than american shit. In the following order ranked from mildest to most rank:

1. Spanish. No question. Simply Disgusting. I lived with a guy at an international engineering house (like a frat house for dorks) with a guy from spain that would literally consume an entire bottle of ketchup with dinner. He would routinely clog the toilet with horrendous crap that was the consistency of chocolate pudding yet smelled like pure rotten eggs
2. French. Almost as awful as spanish.
3. German. These fucks eat pickled herrings and sour cream as a meal. The smell could knock down a horse.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #15 on:** December 17, 2007, 04:10:56 PM »

hahahahaa.

mass 04 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 17, 2007, 04:22:09 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on December 17, 2007, 04:06:05 PM

I've found that european shit smells far worse than american shit. In the following order ranked from mildest to most rank:

1. Spanish. No question. Simply Disgusting. I lived with a guy at an international engineering house (like a frat house for dorks) with a guy from spain that would literally consume an entire bottle of ketchup with dinner. He would routinely clog the toilet with horrendous crap that was the consistency of chocolate pudding yet smelled like pure rotten eggs
2. French. Almost as awful as french
3. German. These fucks eat pickled herrings and sour cream as a meal. The smell could knock down a horse.

Africans are terrible too. Not Blacks but people from Africa. One of my roomates was from Ethiopia or something, I don't know what he shot his spear gun with and ate but whatever it was you couln't go in there for at least an hour.

Havenbull · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2007, 05:28:49 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on December 17, 2007, 04:06:05 PM

I've found that european shit smells far worse than american shit. In the following order ranked from mildest to most rank:

1. Spanish. No question. Simply Disgusting. I lived with a guy at an international engineering house (like a frat house for dorks) with a guy from spain that would literally consume an entire bottle of ketchup with dinner. He would routinely clog the toilet with horrendous crap that was the consistency of chocolate pudding yet smelled like pure rotten eggs
2. French. Almost as awful as spanish.
3. German. These fucks eat pickled herrings and sour cream as a meal. The smell could knock down a horse.

ketchup is full of vinegar. goes right through you. his shit must have looked like a second trimester abortion

stormshadow · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2007, 06:36:23 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on December 17, 2007, 04:06:05 PM

He would routinely clog the toilet with horrendous crap that was the consistency of chocolate pudding yet smelled like pure rotten eggs

Exactly how would you know the consistency of his shit unless you were pushing it in yourself?

SirTraps · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:12:40 PM »

i dropped off two mossy stumps today, it could have melted paint. Im going to have to cut down on the fiber. sonofabitch.

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #20 on:** December 18, 2007, 04:15:47 AM »

Quote from: stormshadow on December 17, 2007, 06:36:23 PM

Exactly how would you know the consistency of his shit unless you were pushing it in yourself?

Obviously you are unfamilar with the term "clog". If I come in to your bathroom and clog your toilet you will be forced to become intimately involved with the texture and smell of my poo. Nice try though. Hope this helps.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #21 on:** December 18, 2007, 05:20:29 AM »

Every shit stinks... especially if you're eating lots of meat.

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #22 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:09:51 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on December 18, 2007, 05:20:29 AM

Every shit stinks... especially if you're eating lots of meat.

Oh no, my friend. You are either spanish your self or have never smelled spanish turd...

jaejonna · « **Reply #23 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:20:09 AM »

ok 'Aaron'

Gym dude · « **Reply #24 on:** December 18, 2007, 11:57:10 AM »

That has happen to me a few times.I have used the rest room in the or a the airport. I am thinking right away could some please get the air fresher because it smells like shit in hear.