slug? I hope that's code for awesome guy.
Moster? I agree, only way to describe that mug.
Fell out of bed? Are you all so weak you can't believe those AVERAGE lifts? Hey, I hammer curl 40lbs for 6 reps, maybe you'll believe that. I did lie though, I am in Germany for a bit, and I use kilos, so that deadlift was actually 395 with 2 callars making it 397. The bent over row was 100 kg's so I think that's about 220+2 for the collars. There, you guys caught me in a massive deception