Author Topic: MATTC & SPECIAL ED @ The Arnold (Lost Footage Revealed!) (Read 9650 times)

JWB, King asked that I pass this message on to you:

"Out of all these kids - all these little morons - there's been one of them who has been particularly rude, malicious and slanderous. And after a year and a half hiatus from the message boards, last week I went on there to see what was going on and I started to read what this kid had to say. And enough is enough is what it came down to. Now I've been tracking this guy for a few months and there's going to be a little surprise for him and a little surprise for the general haters out there. Now I'm not going to say who he is or anything like that, but I'm going to say his name is JWB and he knows exactly who he is. Now about six months ago I hired someone to go on the internet and accumulate everything this kid has been saying and doing. Now mind you he's been putting out disgusting, racist video clips, constantly making things up on the internet, spreading rumours, calling people names, saying disgusting rude things about my family - you name it, he did it. The whole spectrum of the hater, he was there. So what we did is we compiled this and last week he sent it to me and I went to see a lawyer and I showed all this evidence to the lawyer and I said "do a favour for me - I'm a little busy right now with my sister's wedding, look this over for me and see if there is a case here". Now low and behold, what do you know - I get a phone call today and not only is there a case here, but this guy could serve jail time because there is a definite 100% defamation of character and slander lawsuit there. Isn't that interesting? So don't be surprised if this kid receives a knock on the door by the local Sheriff next week with a summons."

- King Kamali

Special Ed · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2007, 11:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on December 19, 2007, 11:23:45 PM

Notice how I referred to him as 240 or ~~Bust~~ Burst?

Sorry 240, I just...just had to.

By the way, how is King's lawsuit against 240 going?

Epic distraction attempt.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vZ5x7bX4RNU

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2007, 11:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 19, 2007, 11:30:52 PM

Epic distraction attempt.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vZ5x7bX4RNU

Is it just me or does Matt talk with a lisp.

I also thought I saw some limp-wristing going on there. Not cool, Matt.

gordiano · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:57:52 AM »

HAHAHAHA! Good shit guys!

Hedgehog · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:11:11 AM »

Matt C doesn't look that short to me?

michael arvilla · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:01:27 AM »

Shawn RAY and Kenney Kassel in the background..............(Matt looked a lil "frail" but otherwise in good spirts!)

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:11:09 AM »

i've seen Special Ed do his blurbs with bbers, female bbers, arm wrestlers, fitness babes, babes...

but this is the first time i've seen Ed totally dwarf his subject...

McFarland · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:20:05 AM »

Matt Canning you fucking midget!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:26:37 AM »

judging from that video Special Ed must be 5'11" and 3/8th's.

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:27:31 AM »

Matt C is a fuckin dork if you ask me hahahah

mass 04 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:29:34 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 20, 2007, 07:26:37 AM

judging from that video Special Ed must be 5'11" and 3/8th's.

I don't know, he looked about 5'11" and a quarter to me. That could be because Matt is 5'9" and 1/4th at that time of day but shrinks a third of an inch throughout the afternoon and is 5'9" even at night.

McFarland · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:34:27 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on December 20, 2007, 07:29:34 AM

I don't know, he looked about 5'11" and a quarter to me. That could be because Matt is 5'9" and 1/4th at that time of day but shrinks a third of an inch throughout the afternoon and is 5'9" even at night.

He does; it's been documented.

Special Ed · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:08:31 AM »

Just to clarify, that video was shot at approximately 3:20 pm, so assuming a gravitational spinal compression ratio of 4:3 and a Saturday wake-up time of 9:30am CST, Matt's height should have decreased by no more than 1/16 of an inch by that time.

As for myself, Squadfather with great precision accurately gauged that my waking height of 5'11 and 5/8 had, in fact, slipped to 5'11 and 3/8 by that hour, thereby clearly demonstrating that under no circumstances can MattC's height possibly exceed 5'8 and 1/2".

McFarland · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:12:10 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 20, 2007, 08:08:31 AM

Just to clarify, that video was shot at approximately 3:20 pm, so assuming a gravitational spinal compression ratio of 4:3 and a Saturday wake-up time of 9:30am CST, Matt's height should have decreased by no more than 1/16 of an inch by that time.

As for myself, Squadfather with great precision accurately gauged that my waking height of 5'11 and 5/8 had, in fact, slipped to 5'11 and 3/8 by that hour, thereby clearly demonstrating that under no circumstances can MattC's height possibly exceed 5'8 and 1/2".

OK well how do you explain the beak on this bottom twink then, Ed? I'm saying that Matt C appears as though he could smoke a cigarrette in the rain; discuss.

Tre · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:17:16 AM »

He comes across as too nice.

McFarland · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:18:08 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 20, 2007, 08:17:16 AM

He comes across as too nice.

No such thing Tre. Oh you mean gay...

Yeah, agreed.

Matt C · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:21:36 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 20, 2007, 08:08:31 AM

As for myself, Squadfather with great precision accurately gauged that my waking height of 5'11 and 5/8 had, in fact, slipped to 5'11 and 3/8 by that hour, thereby clearly demonstrating that under no circumstances can MattC's height possibly exceed 5'8 and 1/2".

It does! But just barely.

I had walked around so much the day before that even after sleeping my hips were so sore that day I couldn't believe it (this is what some old people must experience daily)...walking for hours and hours and hours on end is not something I'm used to.

Is it fair to say that for bodybuilders, 5'10 would actually be considered tall?