Learning Spanish

[SteelePegasus]

I´m from spain, I can learn you something of my lenguage.
PD: sorry for my english

lol...one of the funniest post ever

[chaos]

Chupa me verga.


Is that spanish or mexican?

[jpm101]

Get the Rosetta Stone course. There is European and Latin American Spanish versions. Growing up I learned a little Mexican American Spanish (old neighborhood) which is called pocho by some. Poor dialect and bad Spanish to say the least. Native Mexicans laugh at it. With the Rosetta Stone you can lean fairly fast. Memory has nothing much to do with learning on this course. Or repeating a lot of endless drills.

If anyone has a little computer smarts than go to most any torrent for a download of Rosetta Stone. Pretty easy to set up. Good Luck.

[technokc]

I took 4 years of spanish in high school and after graduating went down to tijuana in my boys escort to score some hookers and drink beer.  Needless to say we found both!!  However at the end of the night when we stumbled our drunk asses back to the car it was locked up behind some fence.  My spanish was good enough to find some cop in a bar, who was actually having a drink, and he came and unlocked it for us.  Scared the tequila straight out of me

As for the spanish now I cant remember shit!  Use it or lose it man.

[benz]

Chupa me verga.


Is that spanish or mexican?

replace me with mi

verga is plain spanish.

[alejandro_torres]

chupame la verga

[bigdumbbell]

i studied spanish in college.  but when i joined the peace corp i was assigned to southern mexico near the state of Pue..mexicans speak a derivation of spanish.  some mexican expressions are not spanish and some spanish words are not mexican

[alejandro_torres]

yeah... mexicans are just wierd and short...

[Deadpool]

I speak enough of it...when I want or need something.  otherwise I just pretend I can't understand them.

[The Master]

Learning spanish = a fine thing to do.

[Camel Jockey]

Mi nombre es Mambrino de la Neuva York..

Yo quiero/preferio chicas bionitas por $30.. Es mas importante que este chicas tengan cuerpos calientes.

spanish pussy is great. Once you get past the incoherent drivel, it's nice ass, weak character and taking them out to McDonalds, where you touch only a quarter of the food, while they think it's something out of Zagat. hahahahaha

[The Master]

. Once you get past the incoherent drivel, it's nice ass, weak character and taking them out to McDonalds,

BWHAHAHAHAHA HA HHAH AHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS TH FUNNIEST THING YOUVE EVER WRITTEN

FUCKAABHAAHAHAHAHAH AH AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA 

[Deicide]

I is gonna learn you good boy!

[Camel Jockey]

BWHAHAHAHAHA HA HHAH AHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS TH FUNNIEST THING YOUVE EVER WRITTEN

FUCKAABHAAHAHAHAHAH AH AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA 

Seriously, man... Those bitches would find a bar with peanuts similar to the Four Seasons or Tavern on the Green. I know it sounds rather LOW, but these women are hot and some are nice to actually spend time with. Still there's the countless incoherent drivel, them not wanting anything other than Corona, and no blow on sundays because they're like 'strict' catholics. hahahahahahaha 

[TrapsMcLats]

Easy? sir i think you are pretty wrong. So many USELESS verbs tenses and tildes, its a big mess.

yeah, there are 27 verb tenses or something like that.  Learn how to speak present and past tense verb forms/conjugation, everyday nouns, adjectives and adverbs and you'll be fine.  it would take you about 6 months to be conversational.  Easy language and it makes hitting on latinas easier.