850 POUND DEADLIFT CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Yes, at least that.

I assume you are a 7% bodyfat, muscular monster? Yes?

Whoa there, why are you getting so pissy all of a sudden?  All I did was ask you a simple, friendly question about your plans for your bday.

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Whoa there, why are you getting so pissy all of a sudden?  All I did was ask you a simple, friendly question about your plans for your bday.

Pissy? I am curious at to your physique; that is all.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Pissy? I am curious at to your physique; that is all.

Sounds to me like you're a gay dude trolling for some manmeat on the net.

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Sounds to me like you're a gay dude trolling for some manmeat on the net.

Hardly. At the moment I am nearly a-sexual, only interested in money and my career. Normally I like women though.

[nzmusclemonster]

Hardly. At the moment I am nearly a-sexual, only interested in money and my career. Normally I like women though.

Translation - Im a F A G

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Translation - Im a F A G

I dare say, even one as Herculean as you would be hard pressed to find a willing female in Korea.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Hardly. At the moment I am nearly a-sexual, only interested in money and my career. Normally I like women though.

You are one strange fucken tool, bro.

[nzmusclemonster]

I dare say, even one as Herculean as you would be hard pressed to find a willing female in Korea.

Funny you should mention that.... I met a smokin korean bird at a hostel in valencia, spain. She was footbal mad. Me and her went to Madrid to see a game and I fucked her many a time. No up the bum action unfortunately.

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You are one strange fucken tool, bro.

Nenne mich Unikat.

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Funny you should mention that.... I met a smokin korean bird at a hostel in valencia, spain. She was footbal mad. Me and her went to Madrid to see a game and I fucked her many a time. No up the bum action unfortunately.

Perhaps, perhaps not.

If she was outside of Korea then your chances multiply quite readily.

[avesher]

You are one strange fucken tool, bro.

no kidding he is the weirdest dude on here---

[nzmusclemonster]

If you dont look like me, then your chances multiply quite readily.

Fixed.

[avesher]

anyways trapezeearl----can you explain the properties of your pic when one clicks on them?

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z25/Todesfick/HomoDansGayBodyShots003.jpg

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no kidding he is the weirdest dude on here---

Ah, I can only take that as a compliment. Weird is such a wondrously ambiguous word, full of depth and profundity. It is a joy to here such words.

In ancient times, Wyrd (weird) was the Anglo-Saxon embodiment of fate. Fate being inscrutable, it is easy to see how the word has gained its current meaning and why the continuity of the original semantics remains in a weird way.

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anyways trapezeearl----can you explain the properties of your pic when one clicks on them?

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z25/Todesfick/HomoDansGayBodyShots003.jpg

Yes, my asshole friend who took them attached that to them; he lifts but thinks it silly to post such pics. It is unfortunate. Not all of them bear that moniker though.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Ah, I can only take that as a compliment. Weird is such a wondrously ambiguous word, full of depth and profundity. It is a joy to here such words.

HEAR.  Not "here".  Geez, for someone who loves to criticize others' grammar/spelling, you write like somebody with a 7th grade education

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HEAR.  Not "here".  Geez, for someone who loves to criticize others' grammar/spelling, you write like somebody with a 7th grade education

Do you think I don't know irony? One must acclimate to getbig and I do my best, though I often falter.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Do you think I don't know irony? One must acclimate to getbig and I do my best, though I often falter.

By the looks of your pics, I'd spend a bit more time in the gym and a bit less time online talking shit, tiny.

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By the looks of your pics, I'd spend a bit more time in the gym and a bit less time online talking shit, tiny.

If you had taken the time to read my background information on the original post, you would see that I have, based on that, made decent progress.

Now post your pics. I know you have a far superior physique so just post them and own me.

[nzmusclemonster]

If you had taken the time to read my background information on the original post, you would see that I have, based on that, made decent progress.

Now post your pics. I know you have a far superior physique so just post them and own me.

Do you have any old photos?? Im having trouble believing you could have actually looked worse than you do now..

[avesher]

If you had taken the time to read my background information on the original post, you would see that I have, based on that, made decent progress.

Now post your pics. I know you have a far superior physique so just post them and own me.

you look like shit---you like to talk like you are oh so smart because of your inferiority complex---you are short--you have a small dick---you NEVER get laid---you have multiple tattoos to attempt to portray a tough guy quality that you so desire.

All in all--you fail at life.

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Do you have any old photos?? Im having trouble believing you could have actually looked worse than you do now..

Believe it. Alas I do not.

Where are you pics, Great One?

[nzmusclemonster]

Believe it. Alas I do not.

Where are you pics, Great One?

Sticky on the Y board queef juice.

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you look like shit---you like to talk like you are oh so smart because of your inferiority complex---you are short--you have a small dick---you NEVER get laid---you have multiple tattoos to attempt to portray a tough guy quality that you so desire.

All in all--you fail at life.

Amazing. You must have a PhD is art history/criticism to extract so much information from a photo.

However.

1. I am short. What's your point.
2. My penis is 6.3 inches. Quite within the average range.
3. Last time I had sex was sometime in September, so never seems to be the wrong adverb.
4. I like tattoos. Plain and simple. It has nothing to do with a 'tough guy' look.
5. Fail at life. That is a rather broad and sweeping statement. Define failure.

At the very least I do not hide behind a screen as an invisible internet spectre. For all of your bravado and your criticisms of me, one thing about you and your colleagues is abundantly evident; you have no balls.

[nzmusclemonster]

Amazing. You must have a PhD is art history/criticism to extract so much information from a photo.

However.

1. I am short. What's your point.
2. My penis is 6.3 inches. Quite within the average range.
3. Last time I had sex was sometime in September, so never seems to be the wrong adverb.
4. I like tattoos. Plain and simple. It has nothing to do with a 'tough guy' look.
5. Fail at life. That is a rather broad and sweeping statement. Define failure.

At the very least I do not hide behind a screen as an invisible internet spectre. For all of your bravado and your criticisms of me, one thing about you and your colleagues is abundantly evident; you have no balls.

Declaring penis size on a bodybuilding website = F A G.