Damn I hate the gym after New years

[mass 04]

The gym across the street from my job, where alot of my coworkers lift at just found out today that the shit is shut down hahahahaha I know this lady who signed up two weeks ago, and paid an initiation fee of 100 bucks ahahahhaha

I didn't know Victor opened a new gym.

[Steve Pulcinella]

As a gym owner I live for the brutal self ownage of people joining the gym on Jan 2nd never to be seen again!!

[FinnPilot]

Candizzleowned! 

Yes, it must be really nice for "Candidizzle" and his "training" partner, that they can suck each other "flex" in private

[dr.chimps]

you like people watching you?

LOL. Sweet Jesus, my point is: why in the fcuk do you need to pose. You're not getting on a stage. And don't give me some line about muscle control or hardening it, thereof. We have a few dudes at our place that compete who discretely check themselves out, the rest who pose are just that: poseurs and douches. 

[cht868]

LOL. Sweet Jesus, my point is: why in the fcuk do you need to pose. You're not getting on a stage. And don't give me some line about muscle control or hardening it, thereof. We have a few dudes at our place that compete who discretely check themselves out, the rest who pose are just that: poseurs and douches. 

that is  a true statement

[gordiano]

Usually the time I get in the gym its dead, maybe 10 people working out, but always like clockwork the first 2-3 weeks of Jan. there are all of the New Years resolutioners there hogging up the machines, leaving weights on the floor, the gym looks like a pig sty.  Fvcking fat asses doing seated dumbell curls with 2.5 pounds on one of the 3 bench presses.  WTF!  Then there is the jackasses that are squatting the bar for 1000 reps and hogging that machine.

I know that I just need to deal with this for a couple weeks and these losers will go back to their lazy lives and the gym will get back to normal. 

Meltdown over.  back to work!

The sad thing is, that for me what you've just described is my everyday gym experience. It's just that this time of year, we get an infusion of extra assholes.....

[candidizzle]

LOL. Sweet Jesus, my point is: why in the fcuk do you need to pose. You're not getting on a stage. And don't give me some line about muscle control or hardening it, thereof. We have a few dudes at our place that compete who discretely check themselves out, the rest who pose are just that: poseurs and douches. 

[WhiteCastle]

This time of the year is the best in the gym.  It's almost a guarantee that some slob who hasn't worked out in years will get on the flat bench, put 2 plates on each side, and then not be able to get the bar off of his chest so the plates go flying off each side.  But for the most part, the New Years Resolutioners don't get in my way because they mostly just use machines, the swiss balls, or cardio equipment.

[240 is Back]

Today in the gym, I saw a fat pimply kid wearing sweats.  Drinking a 2 lieter of mountain dew while he trained.  Normally I could give a rats ass about others in the gym... but I checked... the kid drank the entire 2 liter while he trained.  He was doing curls and dumbbell side raises.  Drank all the Dew in 30 minutes or something.  Disgusting.

[Man of Steel]

Today in the gym, I saw a fat pimply kid wearing sweats.  Drinking a 2 lieter of mountain dew while he trained.  Normally I could give a rats ass about others in the gym... but I checked... the kid drank the entire 2 liter while he trained.  He was doing curls and dumbbell side raises.  Drank all the Dew in 30 minutes or something.  Disgusting.

Mountain Dew is delicious.

[240 is Back]

Mountain Dew is delicious.

I agree completely.

But an entire 2-liter while training?  What is that, 1500 calories?  Of pure sugar.  And the caffeine... WTF... easily 500 mg in a 2 liter.

[Man of Steel]

I agree completely.

But an entire 2-liter while training?  What is that, 1500 calories?  Of pure sugar.  And the caffeine... WTF... easily 500 mg in a 2 liter.

Maybe he didn't have time to properly carbo load before his lateral raises.

[240 is Back]

Maybe he didn't have time to properly carbo load before his lateral raises.

this was probably the case. 

[Man of Steel]

I intend to eat an entire sausage pizza while training back this evening.

[Rimbaud]

Today in the gym, I saw a fat pimply kid wearing sweats.  Drinking a 2 lieter of mountain dew while he trained.  Normally I could give a rats ass about others in the gym... but I checked... the kid drank the entire 2 liter while he trained.  He was doing curls and dumbbell side raises.  Drank all the Dew in 30 minutes or something.  Disgusting.

Wow. I probably would've puked just watching that.

Seriously though every year I would take the first two weeks of January off from training. If I felt as if I had to train I'd go late at night. This was just to beat those guys & gals who crowd the gym the first couple of weeks. However, this year I took the last two weeks of December off to rest my elbow. It wasn't too bad but then again Wednesday at 1100AM isn't the most popular time to train. The real test will be Monday & Tuesday of next week. 

[Rimbaud]

I intend to eat an entire sausage pizza while training back this evening.

Let us know how that works out for you.

[Man of Steel]

Let us know how that works out for you.

I'm hoping to achieve 4th density and then a big reptile in a spaceship is gonna fly me to Candyland.

[nzmusclemonster]

Fuckin gym girls. Its been closed the last 2 days and I just called to get todays schedule and they fucking close at 1pm and its fucking 1215 now. Mothefuckers.

[Man of Steel]

Fuckin gym girls. Its been closed the last 2 days and I just called to get todays schedule and they fucking close at 1pm and its fucking 1215 now. Mothefuckers.

Everything's gonna be ok.

[dantelis]

Best way to get them to clear out is to cut lots of stinky protein farts.  That kills their resolution commitment quick-like!

[kh300]

my gym offers special deals and accommodations for cops -since so many of us went there.. they give us special lockers for us to put our sidearms in, which is behind the counter, in plain view so nobody would fuck with it. and theres a big sign that says nypd lockers..

so one time at new years a bunch of newbies were at the counter signing their contracts and whatever..so i go back there to put my gun away and someone screams "he's got a gun". then everyone hits the ground and people started running towards the exits. it was funny as shit. it caused so much confusion you could see people in the back ducking behind the weight stacks.

bench-you'll appeciate that one

[Army of One]

Today in the gym, I saw a fat pimply kid wearing sweats.  Drinking a 2 lieter of mountain dew while he trained.  Normally I could give a rats ass about others in the gym... but I checked... the kid drank the entire 2 liter while he trained.  He was doing curls and dumbbell side raises.  Drank all the Dew in 30 minutes or something.  Disgusting.

How did you know he hadnt refilled it with water?Were you secretly licking his saliva off the top while he was doing his sets?

[240 is Back]

How did you know he hadnt refilled it with water?Were you secretly licking his saliva off the top while he was doing his sets?

Yes.

Yes, I secretly sampled his saliva.  It had nothing to do with carbonation bubbles or a distinct green bevergae color.  I used the tried & true method of sampling the wares of another man's piehole. 


Yes. 

That's the ticket.

[El Diablo Blanco]

So there are some good things about the New years resolutioners.  Saw some real hot pussy today.  These two chicks were smoking.  Dressed with the tightest clothes and looked sweeeet.  Too bad the other fat asses were still there, hopefully in 2 weeks the fat asses will go back to their old habits but I hope the new hotties stay

[Top Dog]

The first Monday of the New Year is actually when this influx starts.