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I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« on: January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM »
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 10:16:39 AM »
Next time she comes around the corner, hang her on the Clothes Line.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 10:20:57 AM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.
Dude, that's obviously the company initiation ritual. There's a very real possibility you could be terminated if you don't throw her over the desk and hit that doggystyle.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 10:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.

Haha, don't tell me i have to tell you how to get rid of annoying women, stud!

Just tell her she's fat. Straight to her face.
Or talk about your wife all the time.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 10:31:02 AM »
Quote from: Special Ed on January 04, 2008, 10:20:57 AM
Dude, that's obviously the company initiation ritual. There's a very real possibility you could be terminated if you don't throw her over the desk and hit that doggystyle.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726

living your fantasies vicariously through others ?... sounds like a rerun " IMUS"  :D
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 10:33:50 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on January 04, 2008, 10:31:02 AM
living your fantasies vicariously through others ?... sounds like a rerun " IMUS"  :D
Hahaha...I was able to live out my fantasy of what it would be like to get a BJ from a woman with no teeth through the pics of your fiancee on the beach! Tell her Ed says thanks!
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 10:35:01 AM »
ask her out on sat night.  Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.

She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.

After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.

She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.  
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 10:35:52 AM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM

when I bend over and flex my chest

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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2008, 10:45:49 AM »
Squeeze out a couple of good protein farts when she's around.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2008, 11:07:30 AM »
Ask her if you can borrow some of her Vagasil. 
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2008, 11:14:44 AM »
Hang on.  "Semihot" you say? 

We're gonna need pics to take this any further.  Something tasteful, yet naked.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2008, 11:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Special Ed on January 04, 2008, 10:33:50 AM
Hahaha...I was able to live out my fantasy of what it would be like to get a BJ from a woman with no teeth through the pics of your fiancee on the beach! Tell her Ed says thanks!
Lamest comeback..EVER  :-\
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2008, 11:56:18 AM »
Put her in a figure-four leg lock!
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2008, 12:01:59 PM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.


You should hit it.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2008, 12:02:43 PM »
You felt to compelled to ask us.

You just got married; don't cheat your wife like that..  :-\
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2008, 12:03:07 PM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.

Take her in the store cupboard and give her a dirty sanchez followed by a donkey punch.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2008, 12:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.
why dont you show us a pic of your huge bulging biceps stud  :-*
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2008, 01:50:11 PM »
Just tell her you're gay..... :-\
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2008, 02:09:39 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 04, 2008, 10:35:01 AM
ask her out on sat night.  Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.

She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.

After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.

She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.  

a genius plan if ever there was one.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2008, 08:34:44 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 04, 2008, 10:35:01 AM
ask her out on sat night.  Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.

She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.

After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.

She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish. 

Who told you I did that?  Well something similar, fool around with her a couple times, repeat back to her what she's told you previously, give her a few sympathy lays, and tell her she gives the best head.  That will get you $$$'s up.  Then get that money.  LOL!!!!  That bitch still sends me emails talking about getting her money back and how her HUSBAND is going to beat me up.  ::)  Still ain't got my ass kicked and but the new suspension setup for my truck is SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2008, 09:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on January 04, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
Who told you I did that?  Well something similar, fool around with her a couple times, repeat back to her what she's told you previously, give her a few sympathy lays, and tell her she gives the best head.  That will get you $$$'s up.  Then get that money.  LOL!!!!  That bitch still sends me emails talking about getting her money back and how her HUSBAND is going to beat me up.  ::)  Still ain't got my ass kicked and but the new suspension setup for my truck is SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Dthat is really funny...she threatened u to tell her husband that she cheated on him but u were not romantic and broke it off...chances are her husband would prolly beat the living shit out of her first hahahahha
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2008, 09:56:34 PM »
Just fuck her. Quit being weak.
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2008, 09:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.

Either you tolerate schmoes or you don't.   ;D
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2008, 10:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Below Me on January 04, 2008, 10:45:49 AM
Squeeze out a couple of good protein farts when she's around.
That will work  ;D
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Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2008, 10:04:21 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 04, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
Or talk about your wife all the time.
That does not work, lots of woman go after married men.
In fact I get more "hits" when I have my ring on than when I dont.
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