Parody of different Getbig members thread

[no one]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i'm calling you out for your poundage claims. hahhahahahhaa. oh brother. from what i remember you have a pretty big cock yourself, Mars. 

[paul84]

all knows beef it betil

seems u gays dont no beef it betil  fox has crazy ass pecs n arms if he not got fuckd over by penile system while two mo thyy whores laughing all the ay to the bank.  these gays now sucka  big penise betil still be mr o if not for two mouthy whores

[candidizzle]

You guy sare all douche bag. i know what im talking bout becuse i lost wight this way. it is the only way if you knew what you are talking about.

Protin dos not buyld muscle, obnly lot of broccli. i eat broccli and chiken ten times a a day to grow and store glycogen be cuase glycogen buld muscle. when you eat lots of broccli, you grwo. after a workout you need ton of brocclit and no protin. then eat hour latr with fish and no carb,. then mix egg whites and brocclit. after that, drink egg yolk for testorone. tkae creatin with broccli to suppli muscle wth enough glycogen

drink green tea befre bed with ephedrin and then wake up at 2am, drink egg. this on.ly way to grow. dont beliv me, fuck yo

thats pretty good

[The Master]

thats pretty good

Debussey had written an entire post containing a parody of you (fucking Klondyke). Debussey fucked up and closed the IE window

[kiwiol]

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Onlyme

Hahahahaha I've been watching Kiwiahole, Assholelic, Goatgirl and other pussies talk sh*t about me. Hahaha you all can only dream of living my life. What have you done with your life? Are you all gay for Goodrum? I have achieved more in my life in one year than all of you have in the whole of your lives put together. Hahaha I bet you are jealous of me. Do you dream about me when you go to sleep? You must be Queer Vissy's gimmick account. Hahaha I love it when nobodies try and bring me down. Makes me feel special. Anyway, I got to go, but I must say I feel sorry for you lot. Hahaha must suck to be you.

Vince Basile

Getbig must be home to some of the biggest mental cases out there. I mean, look at the floatsam that post here. Back in my day, we had no electricity, but we could all attend a stranger's funeral without being judged for it. Goes to show that having access to knowledge and information doesn't necessarily translate to enlightenment automatically.

Hank Wood is just another coward and buffoon who fits in perfectly with the IFBB puppet Bob and the rest of the floatsam here. Would this kind of behavior be allowed or even tolerated among civilized people? Of course not. That's why people of these kind end up here in this cesspool called Getbig.

Speaking of Cesspool, has anyone seen Melvin's latest pictures? Here is a bloke who has been talking about bodybuilding and winning competitions for years now and still looks like a joke. Must be something they add in the water where he is. Does even his Queen Vissy think he is a bodybuilder anymore than he is a doctor, never mind the certificate he got from the religious institution that most likely conferred the accolade upon him as a joke? I only sit back and laugh at all this, when I'm not busy checking out the local newspapers for funerals of strangers to crash

Hank Wood

Moose wasn't happy with posting 3000 pictures of himself everyday. He wanted "members" to climb aboard his "Moosetrain".

Mike, do you think people didn't see through your thinly veiled suggestions of inviting grown men to mount you when you said such things?

Look, Mike uses the title Dr even though he is just a Chiropractor, just like he calls himself a bodybuilder even though he only weighed 140 lb onstage.

Mike was always attention whoring. He wanted the men here to praise his muscles and describe his body in minute detail.

Put everything together and you get the picture that Mike is nothing more than yet another queer midget that wants other guys to pay him a lot of attention.

Mike, you need to step away from the attention whoring. Look inside yourself and find your humble self, so to speak.

I wish you all the best of luck in this, Mike. God bless you.

Squadfather

You better watch out NZ or "mesmorph78" will start talking about his 21" arms that he built naturally by eating just 2 small meals a day and how he's the greatest natural of all time. Aren't you terrified?

Matt C

I'm not gay, but if I was, Frank would be exactly what I was looking for. He is tall, handsome, has a full head of hair and an awesome physique that doesn't just look great onstage, but also in the streets and clubs. I also love Gunther, because he is not a Jew who controls the media and everything else, but an Aryan whose IQ must be around 105, statistically speaking. But even he doesn't compare to Frank - I am to Frank what Hulkster is to Ronnie, lol! Whenever I see them, I always ask girls I'm friends with what they think of his physique and like me, they all agree that Frank has the best looks ever.

Review of Frank's video

www.bodybuildingpro.com/cuminasecond.html

More pics and clips of Frank will be added on my website soon*

Vince Goodrum

I've been working with *insert name no one has heard of* and we are working on bringing me onstage at 210 - 215 lb. At that weight, I'll be conditioned and my arms and back have only gotten better. I've got access to all the equipment I need, to train for the upcoming Mountaineer classic and Vissy is preparing my meals so I won't have a problem with my diet. I'm not a skinny twink like you who embarrassed himself onstage like you did. I won't accept any less than first place and that trophy has my name written all over it. Don't talk down to guys who are above your league, jail bait.

Chuckle

Kyomu

Yes, but the way Paco train, squat EVELY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!! Because Taoist meditation good, but nut get leg swep like when hack squat. But Paco mak me eat 1000 gram of protein everyday and yes BODYBUILDING IS THE MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Special Ed

My prediction of how this thread will go:

1) Hulkster logs in and starts making posts along the lines of "lol, the one-arm construction worker never came close to Ronnie and this has been PROVEN in the truce thread. Ronnie 99 is the best bodybuilder ever seen on stage, period", followed by about 4 pics of Ronnie that have been posted 985,847,487 times.

2) ND logs in and retorts with, "lmfao, your hero got owned everytime he stepped against Dorian. Here, check this out *posts pic of back double biceps shot of Dorian and Ronnie standing side by side in the 96 Mr O*, followed by a quote from Peter McGough from FLEX magazine circa 99, ending with 'consider yourself owned again, kid"

3) Hulkster reply - " Ronnie wasn't in his peak in 96. Everyone knows he didn't peak till 98 / 99. You can't seriously say this *8 (sharpened and enhanced) pics from 99 Olympia of Ronnie* is better than this *3 really bad transitional shots of Dorian from the 94 Mr Olympia*

4) Bigbobs chimes in with, "Can't believe no one mentioned Nasser *posts 4 pics of Nasser from the front*"

5) Mars posts a random pic that has nothing to do with the topic on hand, followed by a YouTube link on Metallica a few posts later

6) Someone like Tendonitis or a Yboarder, "Christ can't you fags take this shit somewhere else? Must every blooming thread be about Dorian Vs Ronnie? etc etc"

7) One of the gimmicks quotes Bigbobs' post and puts a  before posting the chopped pics of him leaning on Nasser, with the whole "Queer eye for the Nasser guy" caption

8] The_Swami quoting Bigbobs' post and says, "Great pics Bobs. Goes to show how great Nasser really was. Absolute perfection right there. No wonder HUGE Nasser has a 300 IQ, gets all the beautiful women, is a multimillionaire etc etc"

9) Pumpster joins the fray, quoting ND's posts and says, "LOL! The construction worker sure is perfection, lol! If he didn't suck Weider cock, he wouldn't have placed in the top 10 etc etc"

10) ND replies back, addressing Pumpster with the quote about Pumpster loving "gorgeous trannies", calls him a troll and for good measure, posts a pic of bowflex. Followed by Hulkster posting more pics of Ronnie and so on and so on.



Kiwi 'trying to mimick Special Ed and failing miserably' troll

Debussey

Measuring shit = a tricky scenario when taking into account the underlying factors. Debussey would like to measure it's own shit and eat it later, but it = not possible because it's asshole is either being probed by aliens or it's stool is being constantly pushed back in by God aka Gary Busey. However, Debussey knows it's shit = pea-sized just like it's IQ / brain because it doesn't like anything big, which is why it always attacks 600 lb whales like Onlysemen

[ManBearPig...]

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Onlyme



Vince Basile


Hank Wood



Squadfather


Matt C



Vince Goodrum


Kyomu



Special Ed


Debussey

Jesus, I haven't laughed this hard in months.

[kiwiol]

Goudy

been pale all me lif lol never taned eatin sum bred now lol

Sharma

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes McFarland!!!!!!!! The pumpkinheads hang their head in shame and weep in sorrow as they realize that they are not privy to the information regarding the number of times huge Nasser emptied his bowels that day and the quality/quantity of his stool each of those times, which info has been PMed to all members of Team Nasser cause they are privileged!

Sarcasm

Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, whose owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7" cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a falafel burger served with Hummus.

[haider]

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Vince Basile


Hank Wood



Squadfather


Matt C



Vince Goodrum


Kyomu



Special Ed


Debussey

HAHAHAHAHA I'm in fucking tears and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! LOL!!!!

[Sexual Mustard]

Musclecenter:

"Old fart like me lifetime natural."

[or use any sentence but always use "old fart" for self reference]

[wavelength]

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you didn't thanked me for my compliment do we have a conflict?

[The Master]

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you didn't thanked me for my compliment do we have a conflict?

Chill homeboy, or you'll get a whoopin' from Debussey

[wavelength]

Chill homeboy, or you'll get a whoopin' from Debussey

it was supposed to be a parody

[The Master]

it was supposed to be a parody

Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown).

[kiwiol]

Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown).

AHAHAAAHAHAH! All your threats aren't worth two squirts of my warm piss ya dumbass noob *

* Man of Steel

Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown).

maybe i should be terrified

that debussey who curls the 25s

is gonna whoop my ass *


*bigmc

Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown).

Hahaha you must be some little tit who got Jaejowned before hahaha....*

* You know who

[The Master]

AHAHAAAHAHAH! All your threats aren't worth two squirts of my warm piss ya dumbass noob *

* Man of Steel

maybe i should be terrified

that debussey who curls the 25s

is gonna whoop my ass *


*bigmc

 

Actually, Debussey's best curl = 10 pounds

[kiwiol]

Actually, Debussey's best curl = 10 pounds

ahahaahaha is that what your pappa tells you when he impales you with his meaty cock every night?

P.S: Make sure you keep your anus dirty for extra pleasure

ta ta

[wavelength]

Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown).

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are you spreading bad propaganda around my person?

[The Master]

ahahaahaha is that what your pappa tells you when he impales you with his meaty cock every night?

P.S: Make sure you keep your anus dirty for extra pleasure

ta ta

Gayer than Yomama

[The Master]

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are you spreading bad propaganda around my person?

Yes.

[Hulkster]

ND:

"oh dorian, do you want me to spit or swallo...nah..nevermind. .I'll swallow every drop!"

 

[The Master]

The Shadow/Sushant Kapur:

mate u r wrong.I definitely got fucked by my uncle as a kid..his crappy penis sucks worse than MD..MD IS A LOSERS MAGAZINE!!!!!! Flex owns MD..and U all must b smokin crack..i fuck and beatz my sister all day long..haaaaaaaaaaaaahaha h debussey is a fucking attention whore.i fuck people like him all day long..

[saucetradomous]

"I did one thing of test 10 years ago, I've been clean since! It made me realize how easy it was to gain muscle, steriod users are fucking lazy.  If you ain't natural your a pussy or another "hardcore" bodybuilder who ain't nothing on the juice.  As for that fitness broad, she's just a generic blonde with fake tits.  Give me some natural DD's and I'll smack them shits around with my knees."

-love, Croatch

[triple_pickle]

This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends).  Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks.  You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days. 

Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....

At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! (we are good friends) What are these goddamn animals?".  The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali.  At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).

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[DeketheCreep]

This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends).  Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks.  You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days. 

Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....

At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus!  What are these goddamn animals?".  The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali.  At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).

this is probably the funniest post ive seen on here haaaaaahahahahaha

[kiwiol]

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