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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2008, 07:02:21 PM »
the word you're looking for is presence



Yeah, i wrote it fast between clients and wasn't thinking.

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #101 on: January 11, 2008, 07:06:11 PM »
hahahaa, oh brother, a 400 pound shirtless bench press by a 165 pound, 15 year old high school sophomore, i've heard it all now. ;D ::)


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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2008, 07:21:07 PM »
More and more I am finding out that everyone was a superman in highschool except me  ::)
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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2008, 07:32:14 PM »
Joe has been listening to Limpballs and Rove's lies for so long, hes become delusional.

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2008, 07:33:33 PM »
More and more I am finding out that everyone was a superman in highschool except me  ::)

Its ok.  Youre on GETBIG now.

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #105 on: January 11, 2008, 07:37:04 PM »
everyone benches 500 on the internets.

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #106 on: January 11, 2008, 07:49:00 PM »
everyone benches 500 on the internets.


And everyone has a pic!  (of a reflection, on dirty streaky glass, obscured by a chain, in poor lighting, taken with a crappy 1st-gen cell phone camera)  ::)
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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #107 on: January 11, 2008, 07:50:32 PM »

And everyone has a pic!  (of a reflection, on dirty streaky glass, obscured by a chain, in poor lighting, taken with a crappy 1st-gen cell phone camera)  ::)
Where is the Goatboy pic ( of a reflection, on dirty streaky glass, obscured by a chain, in poor lighting, taken with a crappy 1st-gen cell phone camera)?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #108 on: January 11, 2008, 07:51:29 PM »

And everyone has a pic!  (of a reflection, on dirty streaky glass, obscured by a chain, in poor lighting, taken with a crappy 1st-gen cell phone camera)  ::)

The infamous potato chip photo wasn't flattering enough?
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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #109 on: January 11, 2008, 07:52:48 PM »
The infamous potato chip photo wasn't flattering enough?

He claims that one isn't him.


I think he's lying.
Ron: "I am lazy."

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #110 on: January 11, 2008, 07:55:42 PM »
Where is the Goatboy pic

There never have been Goatboy pics, nor will there be.  Goatboy is an enigma.


Squadfather, on the other hand, seems to think "pics" are important (at least since he was outed), yet only posts crappy items that could barely even be called "pics".
Ron: "I am lazy."

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #111 on: January 11, 2008, 07:56:10 PM »
He claims that one isn't him.


I think he's lying.

Dude, the reflection photo totally proved us wrong - there's no mistaking that's two different fat guys ::)
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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2008, 08:01:05 PM »
There never have been Goatboy pics, nor will there be.  Goatboy is an enigma.


Squadfather, on the other hand, seems to think "pics" are important (at least since he was outed), yet only posts crappy items that could barely even be called "pics".
hahahahhaa, i'm in your head little bitch ;D, you ever gonna man up and post a picture of yourself?

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2008, 08:01:05 PM »
There never have been Goatboy pics, nor will there be.  Goatboy is an enema.



Ass douche. ;D
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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2008, 08:02:29 PM »
hahahahhaa, i'm in your head little bitch ;D, you ever gonna man up and post a picture of yourself?

Re-read the post, fat-boy.


When are you ever gonna man up and DIET?  ::)
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« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2008, 08:04:17 PM »
Re-read the post, fat-boy.


When are you ever gonna man up and DIET?  ::)
like i've said before, i'm far more ripped than you, if i'm not post a picture and prove me wrong.

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« Reply #116 on: January 11, 2008, 08:10:04 PM »
Re-read the post, fat-boy.


When are you ever gonna man up and DIET?  ::)

Real men know dieting to look good for other dudes is gayer than bigbobs at a nasser expo.  That is all

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #117 on: January 11, 2008, 08:12:11 PM »
Real men know dieting to look good for other dudes is gayer than bigbobs at a nasser expo.  That is all

Jason


wow bigbobs at a nasser expo is epic gayness--is it possible to be gayer?

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #118 on: January 11, 2008, 09:08:14 PM »
I'm sorry, how many times have we been hit on Clintons watch (and didn't do anything)...............a hell of alot more than on Bush's.

  That doesn't make it ok.

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #119 on: January 11, 2008, 09:42:31 PM »
I hope your not a Lawyer :-\

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #120 on: January 11, 2008, 11:49:25 PM »
I have a couple of trainers, I don't even lose money when I go on vacation.

These trainers are training clients that you normally would be training. Unless these trainers are such altruistic people that they would train your clients and give you ALL the money, you ARE losing money.


One is my wife..........hope this helps!

One would think that you go on vacation WITH your wife.

Why is it so hard to admit that, in your business, when you can't train clients for one reason or another, you lose money? It's not as though it diminishes the fact that you're the greatest high-school benchpresser of all-time. :D

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #121 on: January 11, 2008, 11:51:20 PM »
It's not as though it diminishes the fact that you're the greatest high-school benchpresser of all-time. :D

A wasted talent  :'(
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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #122 on: January 12, 2008, 05:48:35 AM »
joelocal, what does ur wife think of u playing on the internet and getting picked on by all the other kids?

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #123 on: January 12, 2008, 05:53:30 AM »
Real men know dieting to look good for other dudes is gayer than bigbobs at a nasser expo.  That is all

Jason

These "real men" also dies from heart disease before 45, alone and ugly, drinking beer with no real achievement in life.

On the other hand, a REAL MAN lives exactly as it is written in this thread:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=189815.0

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Re: HAHHAA, JOELOCAL TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD ON HERE!!!!
« Reply #124 on: January 12, 2008, 07:33:11 AM »
joelocal, How much can you bench these days?
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