Author Topic: PUMPHARD!!!! Serious question (Read 5102 times)

PANDAEMONIUM · « **on:** January 22, 2008, 07:10:57 PM »

You used to be a "serious" poster on getbig. You would make posts like these:

Quote from: pumphard on January 22, 2006, 01:58:13 AM

Thanks for the response, I appreciate it. One question, how come Lee doesn't respond to me?

Quote from: pumphard on February 12, 2006, 03:53:14 PM

Hey Lee, I don't understand........you respond to people mocking and making fun of you, but you won't respond to someone who truly is looking for some advice. Go figure.

Now all you do is talk about people being garbagemen and project your sick pedophilic fantasies onto others. Why the change?

Did it have something to do with you getting outed as a pedophile? You've never been the same since that outing.

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:21:37 PM »

That one and the outing that he lived above "Sneaky Dees".....those types of things destroyed him.....chances of recovery are slim to none.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:23:56 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 22, 2008, 07:21:37 PM

That one and the outing that he lived above "Sneaky Dees".....those types of things destroyed him.....chances of recovery are slim to none.

now that you mention it, that was one of the most legendary ownings of all time when the greats chaos and havenbull posted pics of that sicko's apartment building

chaos · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:25:59 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 22, 2008, 07:23:56 PM

now that you mention it, that was one of the most legendary ownings of all time when the greats chaos and havenbull posted pics of that sicko's apartment building

He hasn't been the same since.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:30:07 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 22, 2008, 07:25:59 PM

He hasn't been the same since.

Yeah you can tell that filthy SOB has been on edge ever since because now we know exactly where he lives.

kiwiol · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:37:02 PM »

I heard Pumphard got placed on the Neighborhood watch list after he showed up at the local orphanage, offering to breast feed the infants there for free. Is that true

chaos · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:50:09 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 22, 2008, 08:37:02 PM

I heard Pumphard got placed on the Neighborhood watch list after he showed up at the local orphanage, offering to breast feed the infants there for free. Is that true

Fortunately they caught him in time, when the RCMP showed up and realized he had a restraining order, he did 60 days.....he just recently got out.

True story.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:56:51 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 22, 2008, 08:37:02 PM

I heard Pumphard got placed on the Neighborhood watch list after he showed up at the local orphanage, offering to breast feed the infants there for free. Is that true

hahahahAHAH SAH holy shit I spit my beer out JHAHAHAJAJAJ !JK! LK LJK LJK J!!!!!!!

Havenbull · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2008, 10:11:42 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 22, 2008, 08:37:02 PM

I heard Pumphard got placed on the Neighborhood watch list after he showed up at the local orphanage, offering to breast feed the infants there for free. Is that true

I heard that he, as required by law, has to go door to door with an armed police officer telling his neighbors who he is and what "he's" done then returns alone later telling the parents that he's the lowest charging babysitter in Toronto

sick bastard

kiwiol · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2008, 10:14:35 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 22, 2008, 08:50:09 PM

Fortunately they caught him in time, when the RCMP showed up and realized he had a restraining order, he did 60 days.....he just recently got out.

True story.

Hahahaha I heard he refused to let any of the inmates mouthf*ck him roughly unless they were wearing diapers and called him Dada

Quote from: Havenbull on January 22, 2008, 10:11:42 PM

I heard that he, as required by law, has to go door to door with an armed police officer

Is that because when some kids knocked on his door on Halloween and said, "Trick or treat?", he replied, "My jaw is sore from turning tricks all day - so how about you guys just give me a treat?"

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:55:30 AM »

Still waiting for an answer, fat man...

chaos · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:30:02 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 23, 2008, 10:55:30 AM

Still waiting for an answer, fat man...

He's still milking black mambas through the hole in the wall at Sneaky Dees.

pumphard · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:49:49 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2008, 07:30:02 PM

He's still milking black mambas through the hole in the wall at Sneaky Dees.

enjoy your time posting, tomorrow its back on the truck...............haha haha

chaos · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:52:25 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on January 23, 2008, 07:49:49 PM

enjoy your time posting, tomorrow its back on the truck...............haha haha

Have you been pounding refresh all day waiting for me?

pumphard · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:55:50 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2008, 07:52:25 PM

Have you been pounding refresh all day waiting for me?

now why would I do that when I know you can't post in the daytime

chaos · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:57:04 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on January 23, 2008, 07:55:50 PM

now why would I do that when I know you can't post in the daytime

You get giddy with excitement when you know I'm posting.

I bet your nipples are hard right now, you sick fuck.

pumphard · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2008, 08:00:33 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2008, 07:57:04 PM

You get giddy with excitement when you know I'm posting.

I bet your nipples are hard right now, you sick fuck.

more like my gut is killing me from laughter

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2008, 08:06:55 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on January 23, 2008, 08:00:33 PM

more like my gut is killing me from laughter

Your "gut"? You mean that disgusting blob of cellulite that measures 86 inches around?

chaos · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2008, 08:15:18 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 23, 2008, 08:06:55 PM

Your "gut"? You mean that disgusting blob of cellulite that measures 86 inches around?

His "gut" has udders.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2008, 08:23:59 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2008, 08:15:18 PM

His "gut" has udders.

haha. One day pumphard's wife was getting dressed for work (even street hookers have to dress nice for "work"). She put on her bra and noticed it was stretched out and too loose to wear anymore. She turned to the fat man and said "pumphard, please stop wearing my underclothes when you post on the internet...I'm sick of buying a new bra every week." True story.

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2008, 09:02:27 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 23, 2008, 08:23:59 PM

haha. One day pumphard's wife was getting dressed for work (even street hookers have to dress nice for "work"). She put on her bra and noticed it was stretched out and too loose to wear anymore. She turned to the fat man and said "pumphard, please stop wearing my underclothes when you post on the internet...I'm sick of buying a new bra every week." True story.

If by "wife" you mean the 350lb black man in a wig, then yes, I heard this story was true.

pumphard · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2008, 03:57:33 AM »

this is too fvcken easy................haha hahahah

mass 04 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:56:40 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on January 24, 2008, 03:57:33 AM

this is too fvcken easy................haha hahahah

that's what the clerk at JC Penny said when you came in to buy some "support garments". She probably made a months commission with the DD moobs your sporting, pedo.

pumphard · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:32:12 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 24, 2008, 01:56:40 PM

that's what the clerk at JC Penny said when you came in to buy some "support garments". She probably made a months commission with the DD moobs your sporting, pedo.

don't worry kid, one day you'll get your own identity in here, for the mean time keep licking...............ha hahahah

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:33:28 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 11:32:12 AM

don't worry kid, one day you'll get your own identity in here, for the mean time keep licking...............ha hahahah

sadly this is also what pumphard tells all the kids who are locked in his basement