Fortunately they caught him in time, when the RCMP showed up and realized he had a restraining order, he did 60 days.....he just recently got out.
True story.
Hahahaha I heard he refused to let any of the inmates mouthf*ck him roughly unless they were wearing diapers and called him Dada
I heard that he, as required by law, has to go door to door with an armed police officer
Is that because when some kids knocked on his door on Halloween and said, "Trick or treat?", he replied, "My jaw is sore from turning tricks all day - so how about you guys just give me a treat?"