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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2008, 06:47:01 PM »
(This is not a joke but a statement of fact)

pumphard is so damn stupid, he can't realize its a sticky and thus doesn't look for it

hahahahahahahahahahaha @@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2008, 06:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on January 29, 2008, 06:47:01 PM
(This is not a joke but a statement of fact)

pumphard is so damn stupid, he can't realize its a sticky and thus doesn't look for it

hahahahahahahahahahaha @@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah!  quoted for TRUTH ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2008, 07:04:21 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 10:19:42 PM
Question: How did pumphard get two black eyes?



Answer: He went for a jog and forgot to put on his industrial strength "manzier"


Post up your gems, fellas ;D
I'm calling bullshit plumpy would never go jogging.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2008, 07:06:28 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on January 29, 2008, 06:47:01 PM
(This is not a joke but a statement of fact)

pumphard is so damn stupid, he can't realize its a sticky and thus doesn't look for it

hahahahahahahahahahaha @@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha he probably thinks the thread was deleted! ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2008, 10:29:16 AM »
I sure hope I don't get sued by you retards, for all the irreversible mental damage that I have done on you..........hahahahahah a
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2008, 10:40:31 AM »
pumphard comes home from a hard day of mopping the alley behind a gay porn theater horrified to see his boyfriend packing his bags. The boyfriend says "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile." To which that sick sack of monkey feces pumphard replies "Pedophile? That's a big word for a 13 year old."

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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2008, 11:55:54 AM »
What does pumphard do when he's done sucking dick?
















































He pulls up the diaper......


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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2008, 12:19:24 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 10:40:31 AM
pumphard comes home from a hard day of mopping the alley behind a gay porn theater horrified to see his boyfriend packing his bags. The boyfriend says "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile." To which that sick sack of monkey feces pumphard replies "Pedophile? That's a big word for a 13 year old."


Run upstairs, I think mom's cooked your favourite, macaroni and cheese............mmmmmm mmmmmm
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2008, 12:26:25 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 30, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
What does pumphard do when he's done sucking dick?
















































He pulls up the diaper......


 :-X
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2008, 01:11:47 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......
Don't worry as long as you keep the blowjobs coming to your landlord your two room "bachelor pad" above Sneeky Dees is safe. Have you gotten down to a C cup yet?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2008, 01:38:18 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......

HAHAHA!!!  Watch the fat man with his rage filled posts.  You can tell he was pounding those hamhocks he calls hands on his computer desk.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2008, 02:44:07 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 30, 2008, 01:38:18 PM
HAHAHA!!!  Watch the fat man with his rage filled posts.  You can tell he was pounding those hamhocks he calls hands on his computer desk.
how was Bad santa..........hahahaha. .......you're such a simpleton
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2008, 02:44:49 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 01:11:47 PM
Don't worry as long as you keep the blowjobs coming to your landlord your two room "bachelor pad" above Sneeky Dees is safe. Have you gotten down to a C cup yet?
why, did you stop?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2008, 03:36:00 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......
Actually, I have taken a bit of a hit in my neighborhood...... :'(

But it's OK, I don't live above a gay bar in the poorest area of Toronto!!! :D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2008, 04:12:16 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 30, 2008, 03:36:00 PM
Actually, I have taken a bit of a hit in my neighborhood...... :'(

But it's OK, I don't live above a gay bar in the poorest area of Toronto!!! :D
what happened, did a hurricane tip your trailer, or did your wife move around too quickly
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2008, 04:30:44 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
what happened, did a hurricane tip your trailer, or did your wife move around too quickly
Your mom spread her legs and sucked in half the houses around here....hurricane Katrina has nothing on your mothers vag.......
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2008, 07:16:18 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 30, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
Your mom spread her legs and sucked in half the houses around here....hurricane Katrina has nothing on your mothers vag.......
are you saying fvcking pumphards mom is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2008, 07:16:47 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 07:16:18 PM
are you saying fvcking pumphards mon is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?

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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2008, 07:55:54 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 07:16:18 PM
are you saying fvcking pumphards mom is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?
More like flying a cessna....but you get the idea. ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2008, 08:49:11 AM »
Quote from: chaos on January 30, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
Your mom spread her legs and sucked in half the houses around here....hurricane Katrina has nothing on your mothers vag.......
Sounds like you're still upset cause I exposed your wife for being a big heffer.........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2008, 08:52:20 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 07:16:18 PM
are you saying fvcking pumphards mom is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?
another guy looking for friends.........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2008, 08:53:20 AM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 30, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
;D
you got your own issues to deal with, pedoboy
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2008, 10:18:11 AM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 31, 2008, 08:52:20 AM
another guy looking for friends.........
was your mothers smelly slice always a gaping hole into the abyss or was it expanded beyond repair when the 45 lb lard ass known as pumphard waddled out of her birth canal?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2008, 03:47:15 PM »
pumphard's mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2008, 06:43:07 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 31, 2008, 03:47:15 PM
pumphard's mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

hahahahaha

pumphard's mom's so fat she plays pool with the planets
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