The Official Pumphard Joke Thread

[chaos]

pumphard's mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

LOL.

[The Squadfather]

pumphard's mom is so black that when she stands in front of a white wall people think she's the hallway.

[The Squadfather]

if being a toothless 50 cent crack whore was chocolate pumphard's mom would be Hershey, PA.

[pumphard]

pumphard's mom is so black that when she stands in front of a white wall people think she's the hallway.

Look at what we have here.......the biggest all time joke of Getbig is trying to cut me up........hahahaha...... ...You got balls calling my mom black when we both know your little secret.......hahahaha... ....You're dating a girl with a half black kid and you're making jokes like that........hahahahah... ......Black guys use your girlfriends mouth as a spermbank and your making jokes like that.......hahahahaha

[pumphard]

if being a toothless 50 cent crack whore was chocolate pumphard's mom would be Hershey, PA.

That must really eat you up........Are you going to run into a corner and start  crying now........It's not my fault your girlfriend likes the black penis......and now the big sap has to take care of it.......hahahahahaha

[pumphard]

hahahahaha

pumphard's mom's so fat she plays pool with the planets

Do I have to start making fun of the boytoys now..........hahahahaha

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Jesus, plump, you gotta get some help on these rage issues.

[mass 04]

Jesus, plump, you gotta get some help on these rage issues.

and his weight issues, his pedophile issues and his boyfriend issue, among others. It's going to be a busy weekend for this pile of elephant feces.

[pumphard]

Jesus, plump, you gotta get some help on these rage issues.

only if you get help with your pedo problem..........

[PANDAEMONIUM]

HAHAHA, getbig's finest owners are kicking the shit out of pumphard for another round.  The fat man never knew what hit him

[pumphard]

HAHAHA, getbig's finest owners are kicking the shit out of pumphard for another round.  The fat man never knew what hit him

Your imagination is as big as your appetite................ hahahahaha

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Your imagination is as big as your appetite................ hahahahaha

You're the LAST person to talk about somebody else's appetite, milk tits

[pumphard]

Did you shitcan me when you exposed yourself as being a pedo?...........hahahahaha

[The Squadfather]

You're the LAST person to talk about somebody else's appetite, milk tits

hahahhahaaa, what a fat loser.......LOL@ "milk tits".

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I posted pumphard's pic in the perma bulker thread on the G&O and here is what people had to say:

Permanently in the "Bulking" phase

I'm thinking sausage pepper and onions for dinner

Fuck...he needs to get a training bra ASAP.

Can you believe this guy claimed to weigh 360 lbs and be at 15% bodyfat?   His "pecs" alone are 75% fat

Are you sure it wasn't 15 lbs at 360% bodyfat?

[pumphard]

looks like pedoboy still needs people to hold his hands, the coward can't handle me himself........hahahahah ah

[pumphard]

hahahhahaaa, what a fat loser.......LOL@ "milk tits".

Hey squatfatty how are those new pics coming along.......You know, if you use Windex, I think your cuts will come out more.

[Havenbull]

hahahahahaha LOL at the fatman getting pulverized in this thread.  Much like his wife's pussy

[pumphard]

hahahahahaha LOL at the fatman getting pulverized in this thread.  Much like his wife's pussy

If this is what you call pulverized, what do you call the embarrasements I give you............and like you know what a pussy looks like, and don't say, when you look in the mirror, I don't mean that kind of pussy   

[chaos]

If this is what you call pulverized, what do you call the embarrasements I give you............and like you know what a pussy looks like, and don't say, when you look in the mirror, I don't mean that kind of pussy   

Lamest "comeback" ever......you're slipping fatman......

[webcake]

If this is what you call pulverized, what do you call the embarrasements I give you............and like you know what a pussy looks like, and don't say, when you look in the mirror, I don't mean that kind of pussy   

Plumphard, how can you be so calm whilst knowing that the Japanese are hunting after you

[mass 04]

I can see plumpy pounding the keyboard with those lincoln log fingers with sweat and breast milk covering his Mickey Mouse tee shirt.

[chaos]

I can see plumpy pounding the keyboard with those lincoln log fingers with sweat and breast milk covering his Mickey Mouse tee shirt.

I bet he wastes no breast milk, he posts with his nipples in his mouth.

[kiwiol]

Love him or hate him, you got to give props to PH for not melting down given the amount of flaming. Some funny shit in this thread

[chaos]

Love him or hate him, you got to give props to PH for not melting down given the amount of flaming. Some funny shit in this thread

He takes a pounding worse than "Nog", too bad he won't recover.