Tell us about some of the characters at your gym!

[cht868]

we have this one "power lifter", looks like he has been "bulking for 8 years", reps out 185 on flat bench like he is ronnie coleman, but can bench press 3 plates with his fagit bench press shirt on...this ass clown wraps his knees, wears a half squat suit, belt all to safety squat


















315 for 10 reps and......











405 for 5 reps!!!!

one day i hear him say to his ugly ass girlfriend (who is another ass clown),"my legs may be ugly and pale as fuck, but there strong as hell"...fucking clown

[Monster_Everything]

"Pood"- Short for Poodle, bitch works out twice a day but looks the same, has really curly hair like a poodle.

"Bruce Wayne"- Some old dude that wears a batman shirt twice a week

"All American"- Young guy, freind with everyone, works out alot, good build, typical quaterback type.

"Whore Face"- Russian lady who is really tall and not too bad looking, I made the comment that she has a 'whore face', it stuck ever since.

"Hulk Hogan"- Some old wrinkly dude who tans way too much.

"Lo Mien and Grape Juice" - pair of chicks that come to the gym, one asian the other is black...the black one though is bangin!

'Big Bob'- Some fat looking muslim dude that gets trained by some no name trainer type, looks like Bigbobs but alot fatter

'Judd Nelson'- some old dude who looks like judd or judge nelson from Fast times.

'Mexican Arnold' - Little Mexican guy who works out alot, is in decent shape

[nder98]

Hung-over fratboys who do flat bench 4 times a week.

HAHAHA, thats pretty much my gym too, unfortunatley my gym is on the border of jersey. So we have all the tuff guy rooster hair cut assholes..

[rk272727]

i hate the tap out wearing punks they come in with their tap out gear hair gel dripping and think they are going to push people around. then they grab their 2.5 pounds pink dumbells and do curls

[nder98]

i hate the tap out wearing punks they come in with their tap out gear hair gel dripping and think they are going to push people around. then they grab their 2.5 pounds pink dumbells and do curls

HAHAHA WE GOT THEM TOOO!!! Where oh where did all of these assholes come from all of the sudden?

[KillerMonk]

This is why i do my training at home,ive made sacrifices in leg development but these young punks come in gangs and weirdos strutting about i feel like throwing 45 pound plates at them.

[Bluto]

hahaha some good stories here, keep em coming 

[Bear]

-the people that want to get big and half rep on the flat bench
-the people that want to get big and half rep on squats

I hate those people. They think they're strong because they load it up and half a 3" ROM. The one time you see them touch their chests it's because their spotter will pick it up. Epic insecurity.

Haha yeah, people at my gym do decline a lot too cos they've figured out you can lift a lot on that movement but haven't figured out the full ROM thing or th fact that they're only building big droopy tits.

[bigbobs]

This one guy at my gym, he's got to have some type of mental problem.  I see him about once a week at the gym, and EVERY TIME he sees me (this has happened 4 times so far) he comes as though he has never seen me before and says, "Hi.  You look like you've been working out for a while.  I have a question for you, my chest is overtrained."  Then he goes on to say things that dont make sense like, "my chest gets really pumped when I do lat pulldowns, so I tell him your chest isn't supposed to get worked doing that exercise, I even showed him the sticker on the lat pulldown machine that highlights the muscles being used....then he just continues, "My chest is overtrained.  It gets pumped when I do lat pulldowns." and I try to get him off my back so I can continue my workout.

I'll see him next week and he comes back and says the exact same thing like he's never met me before.  He also works out in jeans every time.  I'd probably tell him to screw off it wasn't for the fact that he has got to have some type of mental disability to forget every week that he's already had the same conversation with me lol

[Karl Kox]

I work out at Texas Gym here in Dallas and sometimes Metroflex I would not even know where to start,  when it comes to Texas Gym.

[Bluto]

I work out at Texas Gym here in Dallas and sometimes Metroflex I would not even know where to start,  when it comes to Texas Gym.

Whatabout Metroflex? Are the all beasts there or is there a lot of wannabe's that shout YEAH BUDDY at the top of their lungs, even know they're nothing like Ronnie?

[Karl Kox]

Whatabout Metroflex? Are the all beasts there or is there a lot of wannabe's that shout YEAH BUDDY at the top of their lungs, even know they're nothing like Ronnie?

LMAO hell ya there is !  At Texas Gym too but not as much.
At Mertoflex the shout   Light Weight , Ya buddy , then the may go hooooooooo

[Bluto]

LMAO hell ya there is !  At Texas Gym too but not as much.
At Mertoflex the shout   Light Weight , Ya buddy , then the may go hooooooooo

 

That's all they need... that and a big bunch of BSN supplements

[Noel Fuller]

I love the moron with no body,looks or game, hitting on the hottest lesbian....then asking me why shes such a bitch.

[Karl Kox]

That's all they need... that and a big bunch of BSN supplements

Texas Gym sales the shit out of the BSN shit.  They don't sale BSN at Metroflex.  Ronnie has not trained there in like a year or so.

[Man of Steel]

I posted this once before, but it's deserving of this thread:

About 12 years ago I joined my first "hardcore" gym and I'll never forget one member in particular.  He wasn't a bodybuilder, but had an average (or novice) powerlifter physique.  He stood about 6'4" tall, weighed in the neighborhood of 275 lbs, never combed his hair and always smelled terrible.  He literally left a film of filth on whatever piece of equipment he used.  This guy never spoke to anyone, but he definitely made his presence known during every set of every exercise as this dude yelled and screamed at the top of his lungs during everything.  Ocassionally between sets he'd skulk around the gym and let out a "f**k YOU!!" or "ALRIGHT f**cker!".  He had the worst form I've ever seen and would contort and throw his body around in every direction when performing any and all exercises.  It was the entire weight stack on every machine, the heaviest db's and the heaviest barbells for everything imaginable....keep in mind he did sets of 1-2 reps using 1/16 to 1/2 range of motion for everything (it was 1/2 range at best on rare occassions).  He'd use 150lbs db's for multiple sets of 50 rep 2 inch curls at high speed.....virtually everything was done with a 2-inch range of motion with the worst form and the heaviest weights he could possible use.  My favorite moment was one particular back day in which he loaded a bar for deads (1/16 range reps mind you) with something like 700 lbs...it was absurd.  Although, what was more unreal was that prior to each "set" he would fart continuously for a solid 3-5 minutes.  Not quietly passing gas, but loud, bellowing farts and he would walk in circle grunting, farting and talking to himself attempting to pump up for each bizarre set.   Keep in mind that all of this occurred - everyday - while he wore an unwashed, sweat-stained, head-to-toe pink track suit.

[jaejonna]

I love the moron with no body,looks or game, hitting on the hottest lesbian....then asking me why shes such a bitch.

Yeah, you need to stop asking others why she is such a bitch

[Bluto]

Texas Gym sales the shit out of the BSN shit.  They don't sale BSN at Metroflex.  Ronnie has not trained there in like a year or so.

And he hasn't trained at all since december, even though his homegym costs $125.000

He realized late in life, that sitting up all night posting and sleeping all day is more rewarding 

[Karl Kox]

And he hasn't trained at all since december, even though his homegym costs $125.000

He realized late in life, that sitting up all night posting and sleeping all day is more rewarding 

ha ha I think we al relized that

[Grape Ape]

I posted this once before, but it's deserving of this thread:

 He had the worst form I've ever seen and would contort and throw his body around in every direction when performing any and all exercises.  It was the entire weight stack on every machine, the heaviest db's and the heaviest barbells for everything imaginable....keep in mind he did sets of 1-2 reps using 1/16 to 1/2 range of motion for everything (it was 1/2 range at best on rare occassions).  He'd use 150lbs db's for multiple sets of 50 rep 2 inch curls at high speed.....virtually everything was done with a 2-inch range of motion with the worst form and the heaviest weights he could possible use.  My favorite moment was one particular back day in which he loaded a bar for deads (1/16 range reps mind you) with something like 700 lbs...it was absurd. 

Must have been related to this guy:

A guy at my gym would generally work on three exercises:  1/16 deadlifts off a power rack with 6 plates on each side (for one convulsion rep), tbar rows with 6 plates, and standing calf raises with the stack and and about 10 plates on  top.  All were done with literally about a quarter inch range of motion.  He would do the stalking back and forth walk to pysch himself up, and sprayed his hands with an aerosol can of who knows what.  His dad would spot him.

One day I saw him try benching.  He put 225 on the bar.  I figured he'd be good for at least 15.  He got planted.  Couldn't even move it off his chest.

[busyB]

Well, here is this morning's crowd.

-The dude in his 50's, planted on his death stair mill, wearing his '80's Ray Bans.

-The moron in the DB area doing one leg lunges off a bench onto a bosu ball, using a small straight bar- holding in one hand and squatting, changes sides and does some more reps. "Functional Training at its best!"

-The CORE trainers that set up the circus show. Bosu Balls, floor ladders for "agility" with 40 year old women, juggling dumb bells while balancing on one foot. The other trainer who takes up three-four pieces of equipment for their circut.

-The two dudes that took up the Squat rack for their brutal Olympic Bar Curls with no weight added and wearing really baggy tank tops with 10" arms

-The lady that reads her novel while doing her usual light circut. One day, her neck is going to be sore from having her head twisted to one side reading while leg pressing?!

-Then the eye candy, love them so nothing bad to say about them!!  

-And Ed Hockily (?) the buffed out NFL Ref, Donovan McNabb and ASU Quaterback Rudy Carpenter!

[medz zeppelin]

hahaha core work..........fitness fraud

[James Blunt]

Im more worried about the "man" taking his picture in the mirror, who cant wait to run home and upload them to his computer so he can furiously masturbate, all under the disguise of taking the picture to mock him on the internet.

ahhahaahhaahhhaahhahahah aahahahaahhaahahahahhaha

[Bluto]

there's gotta be more to share 

[haider]

I posted this once before, but it's deserving of this thread:

About 12 years ago I joined my first "hardcore" gym and I'll never forget one member in particular.  He wasn't a bodybuilder, but had an average (or novice) powerlifter physique.  He stood about 6'4" tall, weighed in the neighborhood of 275 lbs, never combed his hair and always smelled terrible.  He literally left a film of filth on whatever piece of equipment he used.  This guy never spoke to anyone, but he definitely made his presence known during every set of every exercise as this dude yelled and screamed at the top of his lungs during everything.  Ocassionally between sets he'd skulk around the gym and let out a "f**k YOU!!" or "ALRIGHT f**cker!".  He had the worst form I've ever seen and would contort and throw his body around in every direction when performing any and all exercises.  It was the entire weight stack on every machine, the heaviest db's and the heaviest barbells for everything imaginable....keep in mind he did sets of 1-2 reps using 1/16 to 1/2 range of motion for everything (it was 1/2 range at best on rare occassions).  He'd use 150lbs db's for multiple sets of 50 rep 2 inch curls at high speed.....virtually everything was done with a 2-inch range of motion with the worst form and the heaviest weights he could possible use.  My favorite moment was one particular back day in which he loaded a bar for deads (1/16 range reps mind you) with something like 700 lbs...it was absurd.  Although, what was more unreal was that prior to each "set" he would fart continuously for a solid 3-5 minutes.  Not quietly passing gas, but loud, bellowing farts and he would walk in circle grunting, farting and talking to himself attempting to pump up for each bizarre set.   Keep in mind that all of this occurred - everyday - while he wore an unwashed, sweat-stained, head-to-toe pink track suit.

DUDE, you jsut made me cry from laughter!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA that's the funniest shit I have read in a while, just fucking brilliant, LOL!!!

The funny thing is I've read it before, it was still hilarious