Valentines day is comming

[Stavios]

what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas

I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit 

[CT_Muscle]

what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas

I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit 

Take ur girl to SuperSex and get her a lapdance 

[mass 04]

Tell her to make you dinner and give you a blowjob and explain to her how lucky she is to be able to do it.

[James Blunt]

Punch her in the teeth and ask her why the dishes aren't done   just kidding

[Stavios]

Punch her in the teeth and ask her why the dishes aren't done   just kidding

LMFAO !!!!!

I wouldn't get sex for a few months(or years) after this ! haha

I was planning to only give her flowers but she was talking with her friends yesterday and she said: I hate when guys only give you flowers for valentines day, that proves he doesn't care about you and picked up the easiest thing


fucking women 

[chester_bbb]

Punch her in the teeth and ask her why the dishes aren't done   just kidding

You stole that idea from snasser.

[CalvinH]

Pick up another single chick for a threeway.then explain to them how great you are for thinking of "some poor lonely soul on Valentines day".

[mass 04]

Pick up another single chick for a threeway.then explain to them how great you are for thinking of "some poor lonely soul on Valentines day".

throw in the finest $8.00 box of wine and you have the makings of a magical evening.

[James Blunt]

LMFAO !!!!!

I wouldn't get sex for a few months(or years) after this ! haha

I was planning to only give her flowers but she was talking with her friends yesterday and she said: I hate when guys only give you flowers for valentines day, that proves he doesn't care about you and picked up the easiest thing


fucking women 

Well shes not the flower type. Usually I'd just get her favorite kind of flower a card and some designer perfume(try a 'romantic' kind*)... usually runs you about $90 and guaranteed to please  

If you want to knock it up a notch go in to the victorias secret store and get a thong or two   they're hardly spendy.. 3 of them for $30. (for her of course lol)

[Stavios]

I was thinking about a romantic escapade in the desert in my new jaguar so we could kill someone, put him in the trunk , burn the car then go on a road trip for a few days

what do you guys think ?

is it romantic ?  

[Go 4 It]

Take her to the gym, bang her in the locker room, then drink your post workout shakes by candle light

[Stavios]

LMAO !

Some great ideas here, keep them comming 


PS: Matt C to post in this thread to ask about another man's penis size in 5...4....3...2...1...

[CalvinH]

throw in the finest $8.00 box of wine and you have the makings of a magical evening.

If the night is gonna be this special might as well pick up some McD's and do it right.

[Bluto]

how long does you american celebrate valentines day? i thought only teenagers did that

[CT_Muscle]

what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas

I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit 

Just buy her a box of godiva chocolates and she will stfu and eat em   done.

[James Blunt]

Take herr to the Mcdonalds that is located inside of wal mart.

[Stavios]

how long does you american celebrate valentines day? i thought only teenagers did that

I am 20 and she is 21

I think they are into those kinds of thing until like 25 or so !

it sucks big time

[Go 4 It]

After the first round of sex in the locker room, drink some Waxy Maize (your gonna need to carb up for the energy) and maybe some Horney Goat Weed, then take her for a change of scenery and bang her in the steam room until she passes out!

[Mad Nickels]

Take herr to the Mcdonalds that is located inside of wal mart.

Good idea.  when she goes to the bathroom 9inevitable after eating mcD), volunteer to watch her purse.  Once she's gone, stuff it with DVDs and keychains and candy bars so she'll be the one carrying it thru the exit.

Make her your merch mule.

[CT_Muscle]

I am 20 and she is 21

I think they are into those kinds of thing until like 25 or so !

it sucks big time

Think again, you really think they will ever forget valentines day?  

[Mad Nickels]

stav, you still shagging that hottie that works the front desk at your gym?

[mass 04]

After the first round of sex in the locker room, drink some Waxy Maize (your gonna need to carb up for the energy) and maybe some Horney Goat Weed, then take her for a change of scenery and bang her in the steam room until she passes out!

Good plan. After she passes out don't try to carry her out, that will interfere with muscle recovery.

[Stavios]

stav, you still shagging that hottie that works the front desk at your gym?

nop

and she got fired from the gym, I don'T know why

[CalvinH]

Dump her.go bar hopping.every girl out without a dude is lonely and fair game.take em somewhere for a quickey then repeat as much as possible.

[Stavios]

Think again, you really think they will ever forget valentines day?  

I was hoping that they would forget about it someday !