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Stavios

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #50 on: February 07, 2008, 12:33:38 PM »
Quote from: m8 on February 07, 2008, 12:27:46 PM
Use your hands.

it gets old really fast !
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2008, 12:38:48 PM »
Quote from: m8 on February 07, 2008, 12:27:46 PM
Use your hands...

To choke her into submission?
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #52 on: February 07, 2008, 12:44:20 PM »
Quote from: Mad Nickels on February 07, 2008, 12:38:48 PM
To choke her into submission?

Works too  ;D
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #53 on: February 07, 2008, 12:59:56 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 07, 2008, 11:22:36 AM
Tell her to make you dinner and give you a blowjob and explain to her how lucky she is to be able to do it.
hahahaha, classic.
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #54 on: February 07, 2008, 01:20:05 PM »
Bro do what i do, break up with them a week before a holiday and then get back together a week after. Saves me a ton of $$$
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #55 on: February 07, 2008, 02:42:55 PM »

all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #56 on: February 07, 2008, 02:53:15 PM »
Quote from: NeverTrustABlonde on February 07, 2008, 02:42:55 PM
all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!

Just make sure the bitches don't run into each other and meet at the same time, that could lead to some fireworks and end up in you making love to your hand that night..
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #57 on: February 07, 2008, 02:58:16 PM »
Quote from: NeverTrustABlonde on February 07, 2008, 02:42:55 PM
all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!

Watch out, don't get fat
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #58 on: February 07, 2008, 02:59:10 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 07, 2008, 11:22:36 AM
Tell her to make you dinner and give you a blowjob and explain to her how lucky she is to be able to do it.

Hahahha.fucking priceless! that's more or less always my aproach
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #59 on: February 07, 2008, 03:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Go 4 It on February 07, 2008, 11:32:11 AM
Take her to the gym, bang her in the locker room, then drink your post workout shakes by candle light ;D
 

WTF   ???
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #60 on: February 07, 2008, 04:25:28 PM »
Quote from: NeverTrustABlonde on February 07, 2008, 02:42:55 PM
all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!

epic lack of self-respect
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #61 on: February 07, 2008, 05:34:48 PM »
shit...
im going to be stranded at a concert ( sin bandera) which is the worst music ( but romantic) because my girlfriend wants to go... at least there are some motels for the after party near the concert place, i will get my reward so its not gonna be really bad...  ;D ;D
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #62 on: February 07, 2008, 06:23:53 PM »
I recently fell off the A-hole wagon and actually took the time to get this beautiful girl a birthday card, flirted with her in gentlemanly manner, and asked her to dinner to an expensive restaurant to which she agreed.  Come the next few days before the date, about 3 days later, I get the friend talk.  Lesson learned ladies :)

Don't complain (too much) when guys treat you like dirt.  Most of the US female population is begging for it.
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #63 on: February 07, 2008, 06:26:28 PM »
Kill her so we can say SHE DIED FOR VALENTINES DAY
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #64 on: February 07, 2008, 06:26:59 PM »
Quote from: benz on February 07, 2008, 06:26:28 PM
Kill her so we can say SHE DIED FOR VALENTINES DAY and YOU BITCHES.
Fixed

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #65 on: February 07, 2008, 06:32:41 PM »
happy st. valentines's day sgt.d :-*
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #66 on: February 07, 2008, 06:40:51 PM »
Get her one of those charm braclets from Tiffany, chicks love shit from Tiffany. They don't cost that much, and you will come off as a hero. She will be happy to give the the Anal after getting a Tiffany box. I know it is hard, but try and listen to her, she will kick off some clue of some crap she wants, if you break out with it, she will think, " oh my God, you actual listen to me" . If you can pull one of those off, you can pretty much have your way with her, ATM, throat gag, nut in her eye ball, well you get the picture ;D
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #67 on: February 08, 2008, 02:31:04 AM »
a great dinner works all the time bro! somthing unusual, japanese steak house is a great idea. just my opinion
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #68 on: February 08, 2008, 08:04:25 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 07, 2008, 02:53:15 PM
Just make sure the bitches don't run into each other and meet at the same time, that could lead to some fireworks and end up in you making love to your hand that night..


or you end up banging all six!!

gotta look at the glass half full Captain E! half full.... ;)
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #69 on: February 08, 2008, 08:08:57 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 07, 2008, 11:31:13 AM
I was thinking about a romantic escapade in the desert in my new jaguar so we could kill someone, put him in the trunk , burn the car then go on a road trip for a few days

what do you guys think ?

is it romantic ?  
If you see ur girl friend crying in the court,it is.
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #70 on: February 08, 2008, 08:16:07 AM »
the heart shaped box with chocolates here. :-\
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #71 on: February 08, 2008, 08:29:06 AM »
STAVIOS!
i got it!

*dont know why i didn't think of this sooner...the perfect Valentine's Gift!!!
i'm making mine right now!!  ;D  ;D  ;D





say to her: IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #72 on: February 08, 2008, 09:44:56 AM »
Quote from: m8 on February 07, 2008, 02:58:16 PM
Watch out, don't get fat
i'll try....  ;)


Quote from: Colossus_1986 on February 08, 2008, 08:29:06 AM
STAVIOS!
i got it!

*dont know why i didn't think of this sooner...the perfect Valentine's Gift!!!
i'm making mine right now!!  ;D  ;D  ;D




say to her: IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!


that's awesome......
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #73 on: February 08, 2008, 09:58:54 AM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on February 08, 2008, 08:29:06 AM
STAVIOS!
i got it!

*dont know why i didn't think of this sooner...the perfect Valentine's Gift!!!
i'm making mine right now!!  ;D  ;D  ;D


say to her: IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!

LMAO Great idea !!!

I'll need a smaller box tho..... a lot smaller  ;D
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #74 on: February 08, 2008, 10:02:27 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 09:58:54 AM
I'll need a smaller box tho..... a lot smaller  ;D

Don't underestimate yourself, you're pretty big, Stavios.
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