Author Topic: Valentines day is comming (Read 12480 times)

Pete Dimano · « **Reply #75 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:03:49 AM »

Quote from: m8 on February 08, 2008, 10:02:27 AM

Don't underestimate yourself, you're pretty big, Stavios.

youre not exactly hung like a horsefly yourself, m8.

Stavios · « **Reply #76 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:05:22 AM »

LMAO !!!

gtbro1 · « **Reply #77 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:10:22 AM »

http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=snl_teddybearheart

pumpster · « **Reply #78 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:40:52 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on February 08, 2008, 10:10:22 AM

http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=snl_teddybearheart

hehehehe i think it's down to a teddy or Tiffanys.

Mydavid · « **Reply #79 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:52:04 AM »

Listen guys...you all made me laugh at your comments because i know that's exactly what guys are truly thinking and the fact you can be anonymous and type it is even better (just don't let your girl/guy log on and read it).

Anyhow, bottomline is that i believe any normal semi non-marterialistic girl just wants the person to put some thought into something...the key word is THOUGHT.

Anyone that says they don't want flowers is full of shit...getting them at work is always the best...as for jewelry, even something little is nice. If you are with a girl that EXPECTS a lot on Valentine's day (just 40 days past Christmas) i'd go ahead and reevaluate the relationship and the future of it.

Just my opinion.

Lisa

PS. Nothing wrong with the girl doing something awesome for the guy too...send him flowers!!!!

PPS. I have a few other suggestions if any girls want to PM me

Stavios · « **Reply #80 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:55:43 AM »

Quote from: Mydavid on February 08, 2008, 10:52:04 AM

PS. Nothing wrong with the girl doing something awesome for the guy too...send him flowers!!!!

how about a blow job instead ?

Colossus_1986 · « **Reply #81 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:57:22 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 10:55:43 AM

how about a blow job instead ?

amen

Mydavid · « **Reply #82 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:00:29 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 10:55:43 AM

how about a blow job instead ?

I do that all the time so i highly doubt my hubbie would think it was "special"

Lisa

Stavios · « **Reply #83 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:00:42 AM »

Quote from: Mydavid on February 08, 2008, 10:52:04 AM

Anyone that says they don't want flowers is full of shit...getting them at work is always the best...as for jewelry, even something little is nice. If you are with a girl that EXPECTS a lot on Valentine's day (just 40 days past Christmas) i'd go ahead and reevaluate the relationship and the future of it.

She doesn't want me to make something big, I just think that she finds buying her flower is a lazy move because everybody does it and she expects me to do something romantic

I am fucking bad at romantic things

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #84 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:03:46 AM »

Tell her Valentinez day has been abolished. In its place, the government has instituted Steak & Blowjob day.

Every woman is required to present her man with a steak made just the way he likes it, then get down on her knees and give him great head all the way.

And yes, that includes swallowing!

Mydavid · « **Reply #85 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:04:51 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 11:00:42 AM

She doesn't want me to make something big, I just think that she finds buying her flower is a lazy move because everybody does it and she expects me to do something romantic

I am fucking bad at romantic things

But seriously, that is what Valentine's Day is all about...flowers. I was trying to think back at my Valentine's Days in the past and they all were centered around flowers to some extent...i did have a boyfriend that sent flowers but had also bought Victoria Secret lotion and had the florist put the bottles in the arrangement...basically the card said something like "the flowers are for you and the lotion is for me"...when i got to his house after work he gave me a massage with the lotion...i suppose that was nice, huh?

Lisa

Mydavid · « **Reply #86 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:06:17 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 08, 2008, 11:03:46 AM

Tell her Valentinez day has been abolished. In its place, the government has instituted Steak & Blowjob day.

Every woman is required to present her man with a steak made just the way he likes it, then get down on her knees and give him great head all the way.

And yes, that includes swallowing!

Too funny although that should be something on like Super Bowl Sunday...a dudes day!!!

Lisa

Stavios · « **Reply #87 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:06:36 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 08, 2008, 11:03:46 AM

Tell her Valentinez day has been abolished. In its place, the government has instituted Steak & Blowjob day.

Every woman is required to present her man with a steak made just the way he likes it, then get down on her knees and give him great head all the way.

And yes, that includes swallowing!

She doesn't swallow

that's the first girl I ever fuck with who doesn't swallow...

that's also the first girl I ever fucked who isn't a complete whore so it's OK I guess

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #88 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:08:52 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 11:06:36 AM

She doesn't swallow

that's the first girl I ever fuck with who doesn't swallow...

that's also the first firl I ever fucked who isn't a complete whore so it's OK I guess

What? Doesn't swallow? Throw that c u n t out to the curb. A girlfriend who doesn't swallow is like a broken pencil: pointless!

Make her aware of what a great honor and privilege it is to service you!

But hey, maybe you shouldn't be listening to me... I'm almost surely going to be single come V-day... not that there's anything wrong with that. Saves some money

Stavios · « **Reply #89 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:10:30 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 08, 2008, 11:08:52 AM

What? Doesn't swallow? Throw that c u n t out to the curb. A girlfriend who doesn't swallow is like a broken pencil: pointless!

Make her aware of what a great honor and privilege it is to service you!

But hey, maybe you shouldn't be listening to me... I'm almost surely going to be single come V-day... not that there's anything wrong with that. Saves some money

LMAO !

I think I'll stick with her, that's one of the first girl I have respect for since a long time

yeah I know Mars, respecting women is gay

The Freakshow · « **Reply #90 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:13:12 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on February 07, 2008, 11:28:37 AM

throw in the finest $8.00 box of wine

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #91 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:13:46 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 11:10:30 AM

LMAO !

I think I'll stick with her, that's one of the first girl I have respect for since a long time

yeah I know Mars, respecting women is gay

It is the best policy to start dating a girl as of Feb 15, and break up with her just before her bday or Xmas, whichever comes first. Saves you a ton of money.

WhiteCastle · « **Reply #92 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:16:04 AM »

It seems the getbig consensus involves an evening at the McDonald's located inside of the Walmart, a box of wine, a beating, and then oral sex.

Pete Dimano · « **Reply #93 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:23:01 AM »

Quote from: Mydavid on February 08, 2008, 11:00:29 AM

I do that all the time so i highly doubt my hubbie would think it was "special"

Lisa

Sounds like that nugga don't know what he got.

You can reclaim your self-respect by sucking a few local dicks now and then.

Colossus_1986 · « **Reply #94 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:25:28 AM »

Quote from: Pete Dimano on February 08, 2008, 11:23:01 AM

Sounds like that nugga don't know what he got.

You can reclaim your self-respect by sucking a few local dicks now and then.

HAHAHAAHAAHAHA local dicks HAHAHAHA...

Mydavid · « **Reply #95 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:34:35 AM »

Quote from: Pete Dimano on February 08, 2008, 11:23:01 AM

Sounds like that nugga don't know what he got.

You can reclaim your self-respect by sucking a few local dicks now and then.

Oh no, he appreciates it everytime (along with the warm washcloth i use to wipe him up

)

As for sucking a few local dicks i did and then i married him

Lisa

Pete Dimano · « **Reply #96 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:37:53 AM »

Quote from: Mydavid on February 08, 2008, 11:34:35 AM

Oh no, he appreciates it everytime (along with the warm washcloth i use to wipe him up )

As for sucking a few local dicks i did and then i married him

Lisa

you seem like a dicksucking pro.

whats your take on ass-to-mouth?

he pounds your poop chute, then pulls out and lets you slurp up the jizz and shit from it.

you down with that? ever did it while intoxicated?

Mydavid · « **Reply #97 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:40:39 AM »

Quote from: Pete Dimano on February 08, 2008, 11:37:53 AM

you seem like a dicksucking pro.
whats your take on ass-to-mouth?
he pounds your poop chute, then pulls out and lets you slurp up the jizz and shit from it.
you down with that?
ever did it while intoxicated?

Yes
Nope
Ick
No
Sure

Lisa

gtbro1 · « **Reply #98 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:40:58 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 08, 2008, 10:55:43 AM

how about a blow job instead ?

I'm starting to get emotional with everyone showing their sensitive side.

Colossus_1986 · « **Reply #99 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:43:38 AM »

Quote from: Pete Dimano on February 08, 2008, 11:37:53 AM

you seem like a dicksucking pro.

whats your take on ass-to-mouth?

he pounds your poop chute, then pulls out and lets you slurp up the jizz and shit from it.

you down with that? ever did it while intoxicated?

fuck i'd feel bad for the chick in that situation...its one or the other...not both.

don't shit where u eat as Tony Soprano says...