You're not a real Getbigger if can't run a sub 4.4 40, in addition to your 500 lb bench, 10 rep bodyweight standing press, 11-inch penis, 3.6 million in the bank, know the true names of the 9/11 terrorists, and rejected a proffered Mensa membership because those guys "aren't smart enough to debate me."
The standards at Getbig keep rising. Can you keep up?