Questions for the men here

[Deicide]

Even those who have to sound the words out aloud, could figure that out. 

Dat was klaar. U bent geheimzinnige mensen.

[benz]

Have any of you seen the movie(s) "The Stepford Wives" or "Cherry 2000?"

In the Cherry 2000 there were robots that men could own that would perform all the household chores and also have sex w/the men.  They were all beautiful.

In The Stepford Wives (I only saw the re-make) men's existing wives were "changed" into better looking, more pleasant, efficient and skilled (in all ways) versions of themselves that were also robots (I think).

Both types of robots would do whatever the man wanted at all times w/o argument or question.

1.  Would any of you prefer a Cherry 2000 wife or Stepford wife over a human wife?

2.  Have you ever been married?

1.- No
2.- Yes but just one time, not 3 like joeloco el wife beater

[Deedee]

Dat was klaar. U bent geheimzinnige mensen.

Stimmt!  I suppose. Hmmm... not sure.   

[calmus]

Dat was klaar. U bent geheimzinnige mensen.

Jah, du bist ein pompous ass hu ist kompensating fur sumzing bei paradieng yihre Deutsch at jedery opportunity. 

[Deedee]

Jah, du bist ein pompous ass hu ist kompensating fur sumzing bei paradieng yihre Deutsch at jedery opportunity. 

Calmus, sometimes you are sehr drole!  That's a good German accent you have there. They aren't speaking German though, it's Dutch.  You can tell by all the words that blend together like weeg - war - bleeg - deek... whereas the written German looks more like weiss - und - heiss - fleisch.  Further, unlike the Dutch, if you string any 10 German words together, traincar style, and add "ung" at the end... you will have the word for a human condition that is indescribable in any other language. It's true.

P.S.  does anyone know the German translation for "staircase humor"?

[calmus]

Ha, you're right. Not German after all. I just saw the "Dat" and I figured he was up to his old tricks again.

[Deicide]

Ha, you're right. Not German after all. I just saw the "Dat" and I figured he was up to his old tricks again.

Trucs? Ik oefende mijn Nederlands uit, dat was alles. En dat was een stomme veronderstelling van u, dat ik het Duits schreef.