Author Topic: I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME TO JOHNNY FALCON (Read 2201 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 02:18:04 PM »

you all are about to witness a metamorphisis no longer the waddy aka Johnny Falcon at 11 percent. Johnny Falcon will be at 2 percent bodyfat with my new diet with beautiful skin! i have finally figured out the ultra method

all the haters will be hating no doubt about it!

Pete Nice · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:20:32 PM »

it's your world Waddy....were all just paying rent

Marty Champions · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:20:46 PM »

my new training consists of

no weight lunges only body weight

300 in the morning

100 pushups

before work
after work
300 -500more bodyweight lunges
one are dumbell rows with the 65 pound dumbell totally 200 per arm in reps
100 pushups
300 curls and upright rows with the 35 pound dumbells

dj181 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »

good luck bro!

if you get down to 2% i'll be shocked

in my experience it's a real bitch keeping sub 5% but sub 6% wasn't that tough

Marty Champions · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:23:51 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 13, 2008, 02:21:27 PM

good luck bro! if you get down to 2% i'll be shocked in my experience it's a real bitch keeping sub 5% but sub 6% wasn't that tough

the leanest ive been was maybe 8 percent so far, im gonna be wicked.

Bast000 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:24:48 PM »

what's the diet, Johnny?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:25:21 PM »

Just change your name to "Psycho Ward". It's more accurate.

Deadpool · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:26:00 PM »

nice picture. I'd smoke weed with ya anytime

calmus · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:26:30 PM »

You should get a Falcon tattooed on your forehead. That way you'll never forget who youa re.

dj181 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:32:58 PM »

Quote from: daddywaddy on February 13, 2008, 02:23:51 PM

the leanest ive been was maybe 8 percent so far, im gonna be wicked.

you're being too modest bro! judging by that pic i'd say you were closer to 6% than 8%

figgs · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:35:13 PM »

It's fitting!

YoungBlood · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:47:29 PM »

When reading DW's posts, does anyone else get the feeling they could be switched out with a King Kamali statement, and nobody would know the difference?

"I'll be at my best ever!"

And, lastly, what does a name change have to do with getting down to 2% body fat, which we all know he can't achieve, especially if he's never been lower than 8% IN HIS OWN WORDS:

Quote from: daddywaddy on February 13, 2008, 02:23:51 PM

the leanest ive been was maybe 8 percent so far, im gonna be wicked.

Deadpool · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:48:42 PM »

going for the ultramarathoner look?

Bluto · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:52:33 PM »

daddy,

if you want to change your getbig name to johnny falcon just let me know

yours in reptilian dna

_bruce_ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:58:13 PM »

Hope this is a joke.

Stavios · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:58:42 PM »

Johnny, good luck in your quest to become the most shredded man on the planet

I think you can achieve that in a week or so

Deadpool · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:00:07 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 13, 2008, 02:58:42 PM

Johnny, good luck in your quest to become the most shredded man on the planet

I think you can achieve that in a week or so

reptilian power!

Roland Bones · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:04:29 PM »

Good luck my little twig, I got down to 3-4% but also lost some muscle in the process and ended up at 215. No point holding it for a while and going about daily things.

-Uncle Bones

Deadpool · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Roland Bones on February 13, 2008, 03:04:29 PM

Good luck my little twig, I got down to 3-4% but also lost some muscle in the process and ended up at 215. No point holding it for a while and going about daily things.

-Uncle Bones

A smily gift for you

Roland Bones · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:42:36 PM »

Quote from: Medford on February 13, 2008, 03:05:43 PM

A smily gift for you

get lost turd

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:07:41 PM »

Rock on Johnny Falcon.